Topic: [Finished] Just a Normal Day in a Dwarven Fortress and then the World RTD (Read 26850 times)

spazyak · « **Reply #225 on:** February 21, 2016, 05:08:13 pm »

Quote from: crazyabe on February 21, 2016, 05:06:05 pm

((basicly, but when someone can basicly blackmail a god into doing what they want...))

((there's a duracell joke in there somewhere))

Whisperling · « **Reply #226 on:** February 21, 2016, 05:10:19 pm »

Slaughter the insanity army, if they reach us. If not, just focus on getting more adamantine and making it into armor.

Nakéen · « **Reply #227 on:** February 23, 2016, 04:16:52 pm »

((As you may have realized, I'm diverting my resources to my other RTD. I think this means this RTD will soon end, but not without completing the over-arching bizarro-plot ! We are entering the final Arc of this world.))

Song Burnrage

Quote from: Sarrak on February 21, 2016, 03:26:34 am

((Innock continues fiddling with the world... I'd say, we're but few turns before world death.

Also, could you copy edited Song status from my turn?))

Best rest from killing is training to kill more!

[5] Best resting is training is your motto ! And your loyal soldiers totally agree with your mentality.
Honing their skills and bodies in the "safe-by-goblin-standards" Danger Rooms, your whole forces simultaneously recover forces and become stronger ! Many elite soldiers rise from this intense training.

Your forces are at the ready for your next conquest.

Keeltheen

Quote from: Coolrune206 on February 21, 2016, 07:37:38 am

Try to morph into a dragon, then using my newfound dragonism, find my way to the mountain place! Because dragons always find my mountainhomes, they must have some kind of radar for structures in mountains. Errr... Deepsong is in a moutain, right? Shit, now even I'm confused.

[6] ((Hohoho))
Using your morphing powers, you focus on the image of a majestic dragon. Yes, you can feel it coming ! You are really going to become a dragon !

Your wooden wagon body morphs and takes the shape of a reptilian beast of great power. At least, that's the impression you get.

In fact, you don't transform into a true dragon per se, but into a dragon and wagon crossbreed, a true Dwagon indeed !

Your whole body is made of magically fire-resistant wagon wood, your upper torso is that of a dragon. Your lower body is that of a wagon, with all terrain wheels and a long tail lagging behind. And your wagon bodypart can even deploy wings to fly like a plane !
Amazing !

You head toward Deepsong thanks to your new radar ! You also have a lot of other gimmicks, but you don't really care.
You arrive just in time as a battle is about to begin.

Urist

Quote from: spazyak on February 21, 2016, 10:16:36 am

turn and march upon deepsong

[5] You head with all your armies toward Deepsong, the Forgotten Utopia. And this time, there is a critical failure with the trap system of Deepsong, so you arrive unopposed and directly confront Deepsong forces !

Innock

Quote from: AbstractTraitorHero on February 21, 2016, 12:03:25 pm

Sense for the last evil in the world.(evil defined by trying to loot pillage rape everyone as a goal)) then appear in front of the army of good.
Huh......im alive cool well time to keep kicking evils ass!
((I am very notoriously luckyif you talk to people who have met me.))

[5] ((what the fuck dice ! Are you trying to make the world a crazy place by throwing 5 around ?))
You sense for the last evil beings in the world. Apart from the usual bandits, you recognize Song army as evil despite them only conquering and destroying. They don't bother with looting/pillaging/raping since they became a Proud Warrior Nation.

You appear in front of the army of Good, they are awed by your radiance. Time to kick ass !

Murder Oak

Quote from: crazyabe on February 21, 2016, 03:04:30 pm

Now to begin the ritual of Death god consumption to begin the prossess of making this into an orb of Power...

[5] ((That's not even a joke, I'm seriously rolling 5s non stop !))
Finally in possession of the Orb, you begin a shady ritual to force back the Gods of Death into the World and steal their power...

...In the meantime in the Gods of Death house in the Deities Avenue, all gods have gatherer for a whacky RTD game ! This is crazy fun, much better than fiddling with the world and seeing lots of weird things down there. Yeah, this is the best.

Suddenly, the gods of Death get a call. They answer "Hello God .... ? Your pizza delivery has arrived". Yiis ! Finally the pizza !
One of them go fetch the divine pizza, and bring it in front of the awed gods. That's really a pizza worthy of the gods.

As they all are going to grab a bite, the gods of Death suddenly get dragged back to the mortal World ! Their godly pals are totally puzzled as to what is happening.

The Orb, like a black hole for power, it absorbs the might of the Gods of Death. You are now in possession of an insane amount of power !

[1] But in the divine realm, the other deities are outraged as the GM was one of the god of Death !...

Ezor

Quote from: Whisperling on February 21, 2016, 05:10:19 pm

Slaughter the insanity army, if they reach us. If not, just focus on getting more adamantine and making it into armor.

[4] The insanity army is upon you ! You foster your whole military to face them head on, as your trap system got a critical failure. Something with minecart clogging, that's nasty. The battle is going to begin...

World Turn :
Insanity Armies VS Deepsong Army:
[1] vs [1] ((pure beauty))
The two armies clash in front of Deepsong gates. Forgotten beasts clad in steel armor are devastating the battlefield with their powers, heroes of both sides spill the blood of many, and the numerous troops of insanity flood like a black tidal wave. The earth is torn apart, the sky is burning.
Suddenly, the ground crumble and shatter, dropping the two armies into a battlefield of small to large islands of rock on the vast magma sea. Many die during the fall.

Other Gods :
[3] After much bickering because of the sudden chaos generated by the loss of the GM and 4 players, the deities decide to punish those puny mortals for doing something with their friends and for interrupting the best RTD that ever was. They begin to gather power to open portals all around the world.

Resurrected forces of Good and Holy Undead Army :
-awaiting orders

Spoiler: "Alive/animated" Characters Status (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Dead/Reborn Characters (click to show/hide)

spazyak · « **Reply #228 on:** February 23, 2016, 04:19:08 pm »

flip of the other gods before making a push with me and catastrophy at the head! Let out a terrifying screech

Coolrune206 · « **Reply #229 on:** February 23, 2016, 04:39:00 pm »

Burn the armies of insanity! This must be my task! Obliterate them all using my Dwagon powers!

Spoiler: Dwagon (Or at least, Dragon Wagon.) (click to show/hide)

AbstractTraitorHero · « **Reply #230 on:** February 23, 2016, 04:43:33 pm »

My friends let us do this for those we love haha for things we possess and care about for honor for glory to protect what we hold precious in our lives we shall save this world this is the end I believe in you as you believed in me and gave me the power to stand up for what I cared about now WE SHALL TELEPORT ON TOP OF THE LAST REMAINING EVILS ARMY AND WE SHALL WIN LET'S GO MY BELOVED CHILDREN WHEN DESPAIR RISES AND EVIL AND INSANITY TRYS TO TAKE ALL WE LOVE HOPE AND THE GOOD OF THE WORLD WILL RISE AND WIN!!!!!
Give rousing speech my belief flows into them turning each one into a god on my level teleport everyone ontop of the last evils army fire a holy blast ment to turn their leader into a force of hope Give everyone fighting the forces of insanity the same belief and power SHOW THE WORLD WHAT WHRN EVIL AND DESPAIR AND MADNESS RISES HOPE AND GOOD WILL ALWAYS RISE TO DEFEAT THEM!
(((HOPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TIMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEE GOOOOOOOD SHALL PREVAIL!!!!!!))))))

Nakéen · « **Reply #231 on:** February 23, 2016, 05:00:10 pm »

Quote from: Coolrune206 on February 23, 2016, 04:39:00 pm

Burn the armies of insanity! This must be my task! Obliterate them all using my Dwagon powers!

Spoiler: Dwagon (Or at least, Dragon Wagon.) (click to show/hide)

((If you roll a 6 I'm giving you a nuke !))

Whisperling · « **Reply #232 on:** February 23, 2016, 08:03:51 pm »

Mechanics inside Deepsong try to make the defenses somewhat functional, the army retreats to the utopia proper, and the seven founders hold the gate. Ezor fights at the front, clad in the lone adamantine exoskeleton.

He calls out:

"Let them come- we will survive! We will fight again! Allies come, and together we will rout this tide of madness!"

The grand words don't come naturally. Forgotten beasts aren't exactly born orators, after all. Even so, Ezor hopes that his little speech does something for morale. If it doesn't, there might not be a Deepsong to return to when this battle is done.

Sarrak · « **Reply #233 on:** February 23, 2016, 10:50:20 pm »

"I sense it! The forces of good has finally came for us!"

"Warriors! We trained by blood and the sword. Many bit the dust for others to grow stronger... And now, the ones who care nothing about the war have shown on our doorstep! Let us exterminate those lazy meatbags and "holy" undead once and for all!"

KILL. BURN. RAGE!

Nakéen · « **Reply #234 on:** March 03, 2016, 02:54:54 am »

((Final arc of the game, I don't want to leave this unfinished.))

Urist

Quote from: spazyak on February 23, 2016, 04:19:08 pm

flip of the other gods before making a push with me and catastrophy at the head! Let out a terrifying screech

[1] Flipping off the other gods revealed itself a very bad idea. You don't flip a god. Or all the gods for that matter, even if you are Insanity Incarnate or what-not.

Already pissed by the fact that they lost their pals the Death Gods and their GM for their ongoing RTD, the remaining gods flip all the tables of the divine realm and say "Enough."

As Urist begins making a push on top of the head of Catastrophe of Insanity, the sky tears asunder, the earth shatters and reality breaks. Deities of all spheres descend into the world, escorted by legions of divine warriors and holy beasts.

To add insult into injury, she lets out a disgustingly cute "Kyaa~~" instead of a terrifying screech.

Keeltheen

Quote from: Coolrune206 on February 23, 2016, 04:39:00 pm

Burn the armies of insanity! This must be my task! Obliterate them all using my Dwagon powers!

Spoiler: Dwagon (Or at least, Dragon Wagon.) (click to show/hide)

[5] Amidst the chaos unfolding, a peculiar and out of place being is soaring through the sky. A dwagonic creature of magical wood, powered by an unknown power and beholder of might untold. And then, Keeltheen unleashes the legendary Dwagon powers that dwell inside him !

From his back opens a hidden hatch with a mechanical sound never heard before. And from it, a single magical missile containing the legendary power of the "nuclear energy" fires and comes crashing on the unsuspecting armies of insanity.

In an instant, the world turns white. A heat so intense, hotter than the sun primal fire. And finally, nothing but ashes and a huge mushroom shaped cloud piercing through the sky.

Innock

Quote from: AbstractTraitorHero on February 23, 2016, 04:43:33 pm

My friends let us do this for those we love haha for things we possess and care about for honor for glory to protect what we hold precious in our lives we shall save this world this is the end I believe in you as you believed in me and gave me the power to stand up for what I cared about now WE SHALL TELEPORT ON TOP OF THE LAST REMAINING EVILS ARMY AND WE SHALL WIN LET'S GO MY BELOVED CHILDREN WHEN DESPAIR RISES AND EVIL AND INSANITY TRYS TO TAKE ALL WE LOVE HOPE AND THE GOOD OF THE WORLD WILL RISE AND WIN!!!!!
Give rousing speech my belief flows into them turning each one into a god on my level teleport everyone ontop of the last evils army fire a holy blast ment to turn their leader into a force of hope Give everyone fighting the forces of insanity the same belief and power SHOW THE WORLD WHAT WHRN EVIL AND DESPAIR AND MADNESS RISES HOPE AND GOOD WILL ALWAYS RISE TO DEFEAT THEM!
(((HOPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TIMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEE GOOOOOOOD SHALL PREVAIL!!!!!!))))))

[3] Innock gives a rousing speech to the world forces of good, giving them hope and filling their spirits with courage. But that's all. No ascension to godhood or sudden increase in power potential for them.

[1] Innock then decides to teleport the forces of good unto the battlefield for the final showdown between good and evil. But because of horrible timing, she teleports everyone into a nuke that just set off, turning them to goodness ash.

Ezor

Quote from: Whisperling on February 23, 2016, 08:03:51 pm

Mechanics inside Deepsong try to make the defenses somewhat functional, the army retreats to the utopia proper, and the seven founders hold the gate. Ezor fights at the front, clad in the lone adamantine exoskeleton.

He calls out:

"Let them come- we will survive! We will fight again! Allies come, and together we will rout this tide of madness!"

The grand words don't come naturally. Forgotten beasts aren't exactly born orators, after all. Even so, Ezor hopes that his little speech does something for morale. If it doesn't, there might not be a Deepsong to return to when this battle is done.

[2] Inside Deepsong, mechanics encounter are still blocking on the same minecart-clogging problem. Because of a design fail, the safety lever is actually submerged in lava -in the ancient kitchen zone-, which prevents the engineers to venture into the minecart rail network.

[3] As for Ezor, he gives a speech to his fellows. Despite his lack of oratory skills, he manages to motivate the people of Deepsong and gives them a glimmer of patriotic pride.

Then suddenly, the armies of insanity vanish in a flash of light. And a incredibly powerful blast sends the whole Deepsong army flying, Ezor manages to escape unscathed thanks to his adamantine exoskeleton.

Song Burnrage

Quote from: Sarrak on February 23, 2016, 10:50:20 pm

"I sense it! The forces of good has finally came for us!"

"Warriors! We trained by blood and the sword. Many bit the dust for others to grow stronger... And now, the ones who care nothing about the war have shown on our doorstep! Let us exterminate those lazy meatbags and "holy" undead once and for all!"

KILL. BURN. RAGE!

[1] Sending his armies to fight the forces of good, Song manages to send them just as a nuke explodes in the middle of the insanity armies, with the forces of good somehow appearing their all of a sudden. He doesn't get the time to be confused, when a blinding flash of light engulfs the world and his army.

World Turn :
Insanity Armies VS Deepsong Army:
-Insanity Armies got nuked.
-Deepsong Armies got blasted.

Other Gods :
-Confused. Their enemy just got nuked to oblivion.

Resurrected forces of Good and Holy Undead Army :
-Got nuked

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Sarrak · « **Reply #235 on:** March 03, 2016, 03:09:52 am »

((Fuck. This is both awesome and infuriating. Still, I'm going into afterlife with other great leaders and their armies. Good company, at least.

Coolrune, congrats, you got your revenge in the end.))

Nakéen · « **Reply #236 on:** March 03, 2016, 04:04:22 am »

Quote from: Sarrak on March 03, 2016, 03:09:52 am

((Fuck. This is both awesome and infuriating. Still, I'm going into afterlife with other great leaders and their armies. Good company, at least.

Coolrune, congrats, you got your revenge in the end.))

((It's a bit sad, cause I would have given "victory" to any camp rolling a 4 or 5. And 1s fell out everywhere, ruining everything.))

Coolrune206 · « **Reply #237 on:** March 03, 2016, 06:21:34 am »

c:

I is best Dwagon. I KNEW I'd get my nuke in the end.

"I think I won?"

Report my victory to the deity.

crazyabe · « **Reply #238 on:** March 03, 2016, 07:00:06 am »

now that everything is dead, I shall force all that is dead to serve me by casting Undeadify World.

spazyak · « **Reply #239 on:** March 03, 2016, 07:10:45 am »

Quote from: Coolrune206 on March 03, 2016, 06:21:34 am

c:

I is best Dwagon. I KNEW I'd get my nuke in the end.

"I think I won?"

((GG you literaly blew the competition away)))

check myself before I shrek myself.

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