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Author Topic: Roll to Kill a Dragon  (Read 4470 times)

Elephant Parade

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Roll to Kill a Dragon
« on: February 10, 2016, 07:58:26 pm »

You were living out a peaceful life in Not-Under-Attack-By-A-Dragonopolis when, out of nowhere, a dragon attacked! With its green scales and fiery breath, it began to raise the town—but, you resolved, it would never finish doing so! On top of a tall rooftop, you and the dragon met for the first time.

What did you do?
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Re: Roll to Kill a Dragon
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2016, 08:04:20 pm »

I scolded it for being a bad dragon, and made it take a time out.
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Re: Roll to Kill a Dragon
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2016, 08:04:52 pm »

I immediately afterwards purchase said Bad Dragon.
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Re: Roll to Kill a Dragon
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2016, 08:07:44 pm »

I burst out singing and dancing, inviting him to join me in a crazy dance
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Re: Roll to Kill a Dragon
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2016, 09:54:43 pm »

I joined Nakéen on his crazy dance
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Re: Roll to Kill a Dragon
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2016, 10:28:36 pm »

I gripped my enormous steel hands around its neck and choked the living hell out of it.
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"She killed grinder. Now she must take his place in The Plague!"

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Re: Roll to Kill a Dragon
« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2016, 10:53:21 pm »

I scolded it for being a bad dragon, and made it take a time out.
[4] The dragon, realizing that it might have gone a bit far, sat out its next turn.

I immediately afterwards purchase said Bad Dragon.
[4] Another rooftop hero then purchased the dragon, this act the first step of his master plan.

I burst out singing and dancing, inviting him to join me in a crazy dance
[2] The dragon refused an invitation to dance, as it was still taking a time-out.

I joined Nakéen on his crazy dance
[3] Even two people weren't enough to entice the dragon.

I gripped my enormous steel hands around its neck and choked the living hell out of it.
[5] Distracted by the dancers, the dragon was easy prey for the iron hands of the Mad Choker, an escaped serial killer.

The Rooftop Battle was filled with unlikely heroes.

[3] Struggling as hard as it could, the dragon managed to escape, clawing the Mad Choker as it did so. Still, it was weakened; its sore neck made it reluctant to breathe fire.
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Re: Roll to Kill a Dragon
« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2016, 10:58:49 pm »

Tut impatiently at the murderers and assure my dragon that everything is fine while petting its neck gently.
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Re: Roll to Kill a Dragon
« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2016, 11:00:51 pm »

The Rooftop Battle was filled with unlikely heroes.

Keep dancing furiously to the rhythm of our battle song
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: Roll to Kill a Dragon
« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2016, 11:16:17 pm »

...raise the town

The dragon's building new infrastructure for the town?  That doesn't sound too bad.  Unless you mean it is raising the town into the sky with its power and killing it would cause the town to drop.  In either case, protect the dragon
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Re: Roll to Kill a Dragon
« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2016, 11:32:00 pm »

[3] Struggling as hard as it could, the dragon managed to escape, clawing the Mad Choker as it did so. Still, it was weakened; its sore neck made it reluctant to breathe fire

Taste my blood then kick that dragon to Holy Hell with my enormous metal boots.
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Re: Roll to Kill a Dragon
« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2016, 09:31:42 am »

slice it's wings to ribbons to prevent escape.
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Re: Roll to Kill a Dragon
« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2016, 10:45:10 am »

Impersonate the dragon god and make the dragon yield
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Re: Roll to Kill a Dragon
« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2016, 10:51:15 am »

Cling to its belly like a baby koala. Unlike said baby koala, start ripping scales off.
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Re: Roll to Kill a Dragon
« Reply #14 on: February 11, 2016, 11:21:09 am »

Scold everyone else for hurting the poor dragon
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