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[spazyak]

We have these zappy grenades right? And they are all bunched up together....

[Nunzillor]

"good idea!  if you want, you can bring them to the shuttle for transport up to the portal once they're unconscious.  i'd help throw some, but i'm stuck in here for now."

[spazyak]

Will do! Eagle two out.

[kj1225]

"Avalanche four to all signs. Should I keep defending myself from my team? This is starting to make me feel bad. Like having to punch a retarded kid."

[Moopli]

"Wouldn't it be more efficient to just bring the heads?"

[kj1225]

"Avalanche 4 to all signs. Maybe. But I did get into this mess because of accusations that I shot a team mate."

[spazyak]

"Wouldn't it be more efficient to just bring the heads?"

No, we need them able to breed.

[Moopli]

"Wouldn't it be more efficient to just bring the heads?"

No, we need them able to breed.

"Shit. Oops."

[Nunzillor]

"Avalanche four to all signs. Should I keep defending myself from my team? This is starting to make me feel bad. Like having to punch a retarded kid."

hurricane-4 to avalanche-4.  if you want to remain in our shuttle, please don't attempt to get revenge.  don't shoot any teammates."

Hurricane:
"umm... please don't rip their heads off!  i get that kidnapping isn't very nice, but we are saving them from lurker death and they otherwise are refusing to get into the portal.  so... yeah, it's for their own good!  i don't think we should rip their heads off though!"

[Moopli]

"Avalanche four to all signs. Should I keep defending myself from my team? This is starting to make me feel bad. Like having to punch a retarded kid."

hurricane-4 to avalanche-4.  if you want to remain in our shuttle, please don't attempt to get revenge.  don't shoot any teammates.  if you feel you have to, bring it up in chat so it can be discussed."

Hurricane:
"umm... please don't rip their heads off!  i get that kidnapping isn't very nice, but we are saving them from lurker death and they otherwise are refusing to get into the portal.  so... yeah!  i don't think we should rip their heads off though!"

"A bit too late to apologize. Don't worry I have a better plan."
To vanessa: "Hey are you able to preserve testicles? We could stand to make some major efficiency gains in our harvesting operation."

[Xantalos]

Blizzard 6 or 7 or whatever number I am to Hurricane:

"I possess several pairs already preserved, so yes. I am capable of storing any organ, including ovaries if you wish to go down that route."

[AbstractTraitorHero]

Off radio typhoon
W-Were gonna have a g-great time when we get back v-vr willl be fun!"

[renegadelobster]

Teal Typhoon 1/Anthony to Teal Typhoon All:

"So team I see two options here. And neither of them are good. We set our electronades to stun, knock out as many people as we can, shove them in the shuttle, and then shove them into the portal. Or we grab them while they're conscious and drag them kicking and screaming to the portal. I'm partial towards tazing them and dropping off their unconscious bodies at the portal. Thoughts?"

[O.Wilde]

Teal Typhoon All:
"30 electrified people in that crowd are gonna get absolutely trampled. That said, I don't exactly like grabbing flailing motherfuckers. What if we skimmed at 6 feet, grabbed hands, ripped em into the ship, and electrobatoned them?"

[renegadelobster]

Teal Typhoon 1/Anthony to Teal Typhoon All:

"That could work. And is probably safer for us. And them in the long run. Once they scatter into buildings that plan is screwed though.

Or...huh. Heh. Hmm. Heh heh. We could go to the end of the slums, set fire to it/blown it the fuck up and sort of herd/grab people. Get them going back towards the portal."