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Author Topic: A sword, some rum, and a dead dragon. Quests and ventures, Waitlist open!  (Read 17950 times)

chokepoint

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Re: A sword, some rum, and a dead dragon. Quests and ventures, Waitlist open!
« Reply #90 on: February 20, 2016, 02:03:11 am »

Pocket the key anyway.
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Re: A sword, some rum, and a dead dragon. Quests and ventures, Waitlist open!
« Reply #91 on: February 20, 2016, 06:20:06 am »

I still have super-strength. Push The Door Open!
This obviously wasn't clear enough.


*Talks to the door:

Open Sesame!


Summon an unbreakable volcanic glass sword.
Upon saying the passphrase "Open Sesame!" the doors, open, and a dark corridoor lies ahead of you. Rolled a 100. DC was 99. *facepalms*


And as you can see, I edited my turn before you posted, quick enough to not get a edit notice on the bottom of the sheet. I already saw how I messed up, you didn't need to be condescending.
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Re: A sword, some rum, and a dead dragon. Quests and ventures, Waitlist open!
« Reply #92 on: February 20, 2016, 06:50:13 am »

I still have super-strength. Push The Door Open!
This obviously wasn't clear enough.


*Talks to the door:

Open Sesame!


Summon an unbreakable volcanic glass sword.
Upon saying the passphrase "Open Sesame!" the doors, open, and a dark corridoor lies ahead of you. Rolled a 100. DC was 99. *facepalms*


And as you can see, I edited my turn before you posted, quick enough to not get a edit notice on the bottom of the sheet. I already saw how I messed up, you didn't need to be condescending.
Sorry, I didn't mean to come off that way. I just thought you might not've noticed it, because it wasn't particularly emphasized.
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Re: A sword, some rum, and a dead dragon. Quests and ventures, Waitlist open!
« Reply #93 on: February 20, 2016, 07:02:50 am »

Okay, no worries, I understand. Stupid internet making things worse than they are! But yeah, my action is done. (Also, I'll probably need infinihealing, I'm a berserker that uses an impractical method of fighting, with only fish scales for armor! I have a feeling I'll be leaving most skirmishes a bloody mess, and if you're gonna have bleeding be a thing, I'll probably be dead after this first adventure without healing, I'll be on the verge of death anyway. I also think we don't have a healer, so I can sorta substitute :) )
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Re: A sword, some rum, and a dead dragon. Quests and ventures, Waitlist open!
« Reply #94 on: February 20, 2016, 02:46:47 pm »

I am glad to be able to learn such things...
(I didn't actually get any PM).


"Hey, you're going to set off some traps or something if you keep bleeding everywhere," she says to the bleeding, fishy mess.
"Here,"

Stop the surface wounds in time. This should keep the insides from bleeding out until a proper bandage can be applied.

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FallacyofUrist

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Re: A sword, some rum, and a dead dragon. Quests and ventures, Waitlist open!
« Reply #95 on: February 20, 2016, 02:49:22 pm »

*Well then.*

Bind more demonic rats to this plane, send them ahead to scout.
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Re: A sword, some rum, and a dead dragon. Quests and ventures, Waitlist open!
« Reply #96 on: February 21, 2016, 12:38:24 pm »

Skeliborn

Action:

Step through the door and look for trouble
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Re: A sword, some rum, and a dead dragon. Quests and ventures, Waitlist open!
« Reply #97 on: February 21, 2016, 01:51:05 pm »

Pocket the key anyway.
You take the key anyway, and you can swear it starts to feel oddly warm in your pocket, but when you reach in and touch it, it still feels the same.

I pull out my blade, and begin sniffing for blood, so that I may spill it
You sniff like a bloodhound looking for....blood, and you rush through the doorway. You come to a stop at the foot of a giant mehcanism in the middle of the cave, glowing, but not producing any light. It seems to be a giant cylindrical tower of some sort, with clockwork mechanisms going this way and that, goblins leaping from side to side to fix any leakages. Leakages of what, you're not quite sure, but it seems to be some kind of thick purple liquid.

I am glad to be able to learn such things...
(I didn't actually get any PM).


"Hey, you're going to set off some traps or something if you keep bleeding everywhere," she says to the bleeding, fishy mess.
"Here,"

Stop the surface wounds in time. This should keep the insides from bleeding out until a proper bandage can be applied.


You attempt to halt the surface wounds, but he has already sealed them himself with blood magic. Instead, you just follow after him so he doesn't kill himself.
You also see the giant structure.

*Well then.*

Bind more demonic rats to this plane, send them ahead to scout.
You attempt to bind more demonic rats to this plane, and fail miserably. Instead, you succeed in binding an angry demon to this plane. Good on you.

Skeliborn

Action:

Step through the door and look for trouble

You follow the others, and find the cylindrical tower with the goblins and stuff.


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each day, when the sun shines and greets us with a smile, at least one of us finds that inner strength to spout bullshit on a forum revolving around the systemized slaughter of midgets
dont call me a shitposter, call me a spirit one with the shitpost atman
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Re: A sword, some rum, and a dead dragon. Quests and ventures, Waitlist open!
« Reply #98 on: February 21, 2016, 06:58:31 pm »

((To the Goblins))

I don't suppose your friendly?
« Last Edit: February 21, 2016, 07:00:08 pm by star2wars3 »
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chokepoint

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Re: A sword, some rum, and a dead dragon. Quests and ventures, Waitlist open!
« Reply #99 on: February 21, 2016, 07:24:40 pm »

If goblins act hostile I shoot them, but for god sakes I don't shoot the machine!
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Re: A sword, some rum, and a dead dragon. Quests and ventures, Waitlist open!
« Reply #100 on: February 21, 2016, 07:30:38 pm »

Goblins, great. Cut the meat from their bones. Bleed em dry
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Re: A sword, some rum, and a dead dragon. Quests and ventures, Waitlist open!
« Reply #101 on: February 21, 2016, 07:47:30 pm »

Goblins, great. Cut the meat from their bones. Bleed em dry
((If they were friendly before, now they aren't))

Skeliborn:

Action:

1. try to diplomatize the Goblin. ((Because having monster minions is awesome))

2. Failing that, try to intimidate the Goblin.

3. Last resort, chop off its head.
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Re: A sword, some rum, and a dead dragon. Quests and ventures, Waitlist open!
« Reply #102 on: February 21, 2016, 07:50:18 pm »

Bind the demon to my staff. Then go follow my party.
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Lenglon

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Re: A sword, some rum, and a dead dragon. Quests and ventures, Waitlist open!
« Reply #103 on: February 22, 2016, 11:13:35 am »

I watch and wait with interest.
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Re: A sword, some rum, and a dead dragon. Quests and ventures, Waitlist open!
« Reply #104 on: February 22, 2016, 03:04:18 pm »

This is the perfect opportunity.

Slow down the rate of leakages in the machine, in efforts to help diplomacy. Otherwise, speed them up.
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