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spümpkin

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Re: Overhang - Questionably Safe Harbor
« Reply #240 on: February 19, 2016, 05:22:27 am »

"Oh! Uh, sorry! Didn't realise it was contraband..... But uhhh, what else can I pay you with?"
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Re: Overhang - Questionably Safe Harbor
« Reply #241 on: February 19, 2016, 05:27:40 am »

"Well that was unexpected."
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Re: Overhang - Questionably Safe Harbor
« Reply #242 on: February 19, 2016, 06:02:34 am »

Stacy continues staring at them, her arms trembling.
((Sorry about that, had to go for a bit. Oh and credits to Elf for reviewing that Nightmare design :3
Hopefully it's at least a bit unsettling in spite of being rather cliched.))
It stalks forwards, its position flickering even more erratically. At some moments, it's within a few feet of you. At others, it's in the corner of your vision or standing in distant shadows. The wailing however draws ever closer. So near, that you can feel the icy cold breath against your neck, and smell the stench of rust.

"Oh! Uh, sorry! Didn't realise it was contraband..... But uhhh, what else can I pay you with?"
The drumbeat reveals a hazy note with indistinct features, the only clear part being the denomination number, and even for that, you cannot make out the font, size, or even numeral system. Their rhythm remarks that strictly speaking, nothing here is legal or illegal, just that obtaining something like that must've angered the wrong people.
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Re: Overhang - Questionably Safe Harbor
« Reply #243 on: February 19, 2016, 06:34:14 am »

"Uh huh,(thanks for nothing) what's going on between the Taoists and... whoever else their fighting? Is it something worrisome?

(Parentheses is thought speech, I didn't actually say that)
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Re: Overhang - Questionably Safe Harbor
« Reply #244 on: February 19, 2016, 06:37:37 am »

"Who are the Taoist Confederation...?"
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« Reply #245 on: February 19, 2016, 06:41:24 am »

"Yeah, WHO ARE THEY?!?"
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Re: Overhang - Questionably Safe Harbor
« Reply #246 on: February 19, 2016, 06:42:12 am »

"Agck!  How- who-...Hi?"
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Re: Overhang - Questionably Safe Harbor
« Reply #247 on: February 19, 2016, 06:47:05 am »

"You know, I really don't have time for this. READ THIS, fuckin' parrot."

I shove the newspaper detailing Taoists into Andrew's abdomen, specifically the diaphragm

(I'm Steve Royal, the author who writes incredibly horrific books)
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Re: Overhang - Questionably Safe Harbor
« Reply #248 on: February 19, 2016, 06:59:40 am »

((This is what I get for going to sleep.))

Rachel would have taken the corgi thing.

Question, can she see all the stuff happening with Stacy?
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« Reply #249 on: February 19, 2016, 07:17:07 am »

"Uh huh,(thanks for nothing) what's going on between the Taoists and... whoever else their fighting? Is it something worrisome?

(Parentheses is thought speech, I didn't actually say that)
"The Taoists are upstarts. The newcomers. Ones who have very quickly seized a considerable amount power. This is all about who controls the city. Who controls Akasha as a whole."
It gestures to the article about the Teflon trafficking.
"As you can see here, Curfew has been trying to weaken them. Spread the sale of Teflon, an anathema to the weaker Taoists. They target Dreamers, which Curfew would rather employ."
It shakes its head wearily.
"It is muddled, it is all muddled. The Bourgeoisie have many at their beck and call. Curfew has those who fall under their protection and pay favors in return. The Edgelords have their legions of Sleepers,. Even the Whistleblowers who print these papers have their contacts and those who they have convinced. It is hard to tell who works for who. The Taoists chose a different path. A lonelier one. They lack both allies and contacts, yet they require neither for they are everywhere. Watchdogs and White Knights patrol these markets. Snipers watch over them from the spires. And the Five Eyes are here with us. They are where everything else is, waiting to kill those who are identified as threats."
It pauses for a moment.
"It is not quite a war. Most of us can live under the rule of most of them. Taoists, will protect many, and kill others on the faintest of suspicions. Curfew is acceptable, though they may seek remuneration in return. The Bourgeoisie will crush competition, but mercy is not beyond them. Edgelords do not desire rule in the first place. And Whistleblowers? They are too weak. Were too weak."
It flicks the newer newspaper over to the "Nightmare of the Month" article. It has a photo, taken from the inside of a bar. Sitting in the center of the image is a monochrome monster dressed in monochrome suit. Its skin is like paper, its fingers sharpened pens. Its eyes are pitch black, matching its black and white suit. It has fluid-like tentacles emerging from its back. It's blood is like ink. You know that because it is pictured shooting itself in the head with a revolver that looks identical to your own, maintaining a crooked grin the whole time. In front of it are its winnings. To the side of it, is you. The caption simply says the new king and its retainer at a game of russian roulette.
"I know little of who this king is, few if any do. Or how you have crossed paths with them. But some Whistleblowers are already beginning to unite under their banner, though they know not of their name."

((This is what I get for going to sleep.))

Rachel would have taken the corgi thing.

Question, can she see all the stuff happening with Stacy?
Well, she can't hear the whispers, feel the breath, or smell the rust, but she can certainly see that B-grade horror movie reject.
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Re: Overhang - Questionably Safe Harbor
« Reply #250 on: February 19, 2016, 01:21:28 pm »

"Roght, right. That's cool an all, but what can I pay you with instead?"
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Re: Overhang - Questionably Safe Harbor
« Reply #251 on: February 19, 2016, 04:18:11 pm »

"So, uh, who talks first? You gonna talk first, or.. Or do I talk first?"
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Re: Overhang - Questionably Safe Harbor
« Reply #252 on: February 19, 2016, 04:21:54 pm »

"...These things are creeping me out. They're too quiet."
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Re: Overhang - Questionably Safe Harbor
« Reply #253 on: February 19, 2016, 05:56:52 pm »

"Roght, right. That's cool an all, but what can I pay you with instead?"
The shopkeeper suggests with a mezzo-soprano chorus that you could go sell the contraband to someone willing to pay for it, seeing as you lack other valuables.
((And Janet may or may not have seen that Stacy had some of those notes on her.))

Rachel would have taken the corgi thing.
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Re: Overhang - Questionably Safe Harbor
« Reply #254 on: February 19, 2016, 05:58:10 pm »

Stacy wonders if the thing is gonna speak at all.
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