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Detoxicated

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You are an Object
« on: February 02, 2016, 10:06:07 pm »
You are an object and you are owned by a rich family. What kind of object are you?
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Re: You are an Object
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2016, 10:07:03 pm »
A woman.
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Re: You are an Object
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2016, 10:21:09 pm »
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Re: You are an Object
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2016, 10:30:55 pm »
Quote from: Detoxicated on February 02, 2016, 10:06:07 pm
What kind of object are you?
An enduring one.
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Re: You are an Object
« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2016, 10:44:52 pm »
You realize that you are feminine yet quite sturdy, but still you have no clue what exactly you are.
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Re: You are an Object
« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2016, 12:59:33 am »
We are a child's blood soaked diary locked with metal latches containing Dark and bloody secrets.
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Re: You are an Object
« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2016, 01:37:50 am »
A ritual doll which has been passed down through many generations.  Once we were worshiped as a symbol of female ancestors and spirits, but with the new religion we have become simply an interesting but well crafted relic. 
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Re: You are an Object
« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2016, 02:59:33 am »
The patriarch's fake mustache.
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Re: You are an Object
« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2016, 08:41:16 am »
You are a regular looking doll that looks like a small girl. Your hair is pale red, and is made of real human hair. Your skin is made of sturdy birch wood and you have well mastered painted on senses. You have a red dress, and small black shoes.

You are in the possession of young Tamara Ericson, who is six years old. She is an adorable little girl in an extravagant family. You have been in the possession of an ancestor of this girl, but only vaguely do you remember the bright light and the soft words spoken to you.
It was then where you thought your first thought.
What was that again?

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Re: You are an Object
« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2016, 08:55:48 am »
"Take care of her."

What exactly that means however, remains illusive.
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Re: You are an Object
« Reply #10 on: February 03, 2016, 09:17:51 am »
"Protect her."
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Re: You are an Object
« Reply #11 on: February 03, 2016, 11:25:19 am »
"Corrupt her."
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Re: You are an Object
« Reply #12 on: February 03, 2016, 02:57:07 pm »
Quote from: birdy51 on February 03, 2016, 08:55:48 am
"Take care of her."

What exactly that means however, remains illusive.
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Re: You are an Object
« Reply #13 on: February 03, 2016, 04:39:12 pm »
Quote from: StrawBarrel on February 03, 2016, 02:57:07 pm
Quote from: birdy51 on February 03, 2016, 08:55:48 am
"Take care of her."

What exactly that means however, remains illusive.
+1 to that.
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Agree, plus that's about the LAST thing *I* want to see from this kind of game - author spending valuable development time on useless graphics.

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Re: You are an Object
« Reply #14 on: February 03, 2016, 05:51:37 pm »
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