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Re: You are an Object
« Reply #15 on: February 03, 2016, 05:56:59 pm »

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Re: You are an Object
« Reply #16 on: February 03, 2016, 06:40:55 pm »

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Re: You are an Object
« Reply #17 on: February 03, 2016, 08:50:58 pm »

You realize that your first thought was about protection and guiding. The young girl seemed so off, and distressed, yet she was special...
Nowadays you are at the whim of your newest owner, Tamara Ericson. Due to your sensitive nature, you realized she is in need of protection and guidance.
Look at how she is picking you up, so sweet. What will we tell her to play with us?
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Re: You are an Object
« Reply #18 on: February 03, 2016, 09:16:45 pm »

The logical answer. We will tell her that we are her ancient ancestor Viking doll meant to take care of her and that we must practice our disembarking strategy.

The day that she learns to pick up the old boarding axe and sail against those Norman whelps will be a great day indeed! Assuming that the Normans are still around... And that little girls are still given boarding axes... We're foggy on the details.
« Last Edit: February 03, 2016, 09:35:44 pm by birdy51 »
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Re: You are an Object
« Reply #19 on: February 03, 2016, 09:33:26 pm »

What will we tell her to play with us?

Let's take her to play in the extra-dimensional magical land. It's a standard trope, and nobody will be able to hurt her there. Have her back before dinner.

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Re: You are an Object
« Reply #20 on: February 03, 2016, 10:27:36 pm »

The logical answer. We will tell her that we are her ancient ancestor Viking doll meant to take care of her and that we must practice our disembarking strategy.

The day that she learns to pick up the old boarding axe and sail against those Norman whelps will be a great day indeed! Assuming that the Normans are still around... And that little girls are still given boarding axes... We're foggy on the details.
Hell to the yes.
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Re: You are an Object
« Reply #21 on: February 04, 2016, 03:50:47 pm »

The logical answer. We will tell her that we are her ancient ancestor Viking doll meant to take care of her and that we must practice our disembarking strategy.

The day that she learns to pick up the old boarding axe and sail against those Norman whelps will be a great day indeed! Assuming that the Normans are still around... And that little girls are still given boarding axes... We're foggy on the details.
Hell to the yes.
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Re: You are an Object
« Reply #22 on: February 04, 2016, 07:27:13 pm »

The logical answer. We will tell her that we are her ancient ancestor Viking doll meant to take care of her and that we must practice our disembarking strategy.

The day that she learns to pick up the old boarding axe and sail against those Norman whelps will be a great day indeed! Assuming that the Normans are still around... And that little girls are still given boarding axes... We're foggy on the details.
Hell to the yes.
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Re: You are an Object
« Reply #23 on: February 04, 2016, 09:12:34 pm »

You decide to play Viking Vixen with the young girl.
She takes up a stick and begins fighting with you, as you swiftly elude her swing.
For a while you hold up this friendly match and apparantly she is quite aroused.
After taking a too wild swab to the left, she knocks over the Relevant Vase.
Another enters the room, you feel a connection to the girl.
Angry shouting! A fiend.
What thought can we give her? What can we do to protect our girl from this enemy?



+1 Aggressiveness, +1 Viking [Protection/Guidance/Corruption][Doll]
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Re: You are an Object
« Reply #24 on: February 04, 2016, 09:16:10 pm »

We will give her thoughts of Courage. That is enough.

The relevant vase is irrevelent. Weak things such as it do not belong in this world.
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Re: You are an Object
« Reply #25 on: February 05, 2016, 04:42:44 pm »

We will give her thoughts of Courage. That is enough.

The relevant vase is irrevelent. Weak things such as it do not belong in this world.
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Re: You are an Object
« Reply #26 on: February 05, 2016, 06:43:08 pm »

give her thoughts of Blood, Rage, and Insult, she shall keep her honor clean with battle to the death like any good berserker Girll!
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Re: You are an Object
« Reply #27 on: February 05, 2016, 07:14:17 pm »

We will give her thoughts of Courage. That is enough.

The relevant vase is irrevelent. Weak things such as it do not belong in this world.
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give her thoughts of Blood, Rage, and Insult, she shall keep her honor clean with battle to the death like any good berserker Girll!
Its to early for that,besides she isn't a Berserker she is a Valkyrie!
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Re: You are an Object
« Reply #28 on: February 05, 2016, 07:20:16 pm »

Courage and slight guilt.

Hey, it was a nice vase. Even vikings liked vases.

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Re: You are an Object
« Reply #29 on: February 06, 2016, 08:35:07 am »

We will give her thoughts of Courage. That is enough.

The relevant vase is irrevelent. Weak things such as it do not belong in this world.
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Agree, plus that's about the LAST thing *I* want to see from this kind of game - author spending valuable development time on useless graphics.

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