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[spümpkin]

Rolls over in trash, instead.

[chokepoint]

Name: Gene Hackerson
Occupation: Scientist, Genetic Engineering.

Inject Hobo Joe with shark DNA

[Orange Wizard]

Name: Gene Hackerson
Occupation: Scientist, Genetic Engineering.

Inject Hobo Joe with shark DNA

get this guy to stop putting in so much effort

[crazyabe]

Name: tomucheffort
Occupation: none

Smoke weed and relax.

[Ozarck]

Find something else for tiny King Kong to climb, like a table leg or mailbox post or broom or something.

[Tomasque]

Become the GM.

[Elephant Parade]

Rolls over in trash, instead.

there is no trash you idiot

Name: Gene Hackerson
Occupation: Scientist, Genetic Engineering.

Inject Hobo Joe with shark DNA

[3]the fish dna is closer, so you use it instead

i'll let you imagine the results

(because i don't feel like typing them out)

Name: Gene Hackerson
Occupation: Scientist, Genetic Engineering.

Inject Hobo Joe with shark DNA

get this guy to stop putting in so much effort

[3]he can't use capital letters

(i'm not going to stop him, though)

Name: tomucheffort
Occupation: none

Smoke weed and relax.

[5]

Find something else for tiny King Kong to climb, like a table leg or mailbox post or broom or something.

[5]he climbs some other stuff

Become the GM.

[1]the workload crushes the life out of you within seconds

[Tomasque]

Yes! One half of my plan is complete! Now I only have to raise myself from the dead and

    Become Aceresque the DMi-lich

[Elephant Parade]

Yes! One half of my plan is complete! Now I only have to raise myself from the dead and

    Become Aceresque the DMi-lich

[5]ha ha all the work is yours now, sucker

[Elephant Parade]

add a status spoiler to the bottom of all future updates

[Ozarck]

Make and post a video of "Tiny Kong Climbing Stuff" onto You Tube

spoiler=Frank the Firefighter]Dealer of cards, builder of card structures, owner/operator of Tiny Kong[/spoiler]

[spümpkin]

Become fishman, and flop towards the ocean.

Spoiler: Fishman Joe (click to show/hide)

No longer a hobo, as his home is the ocean.

[chokepoint]

splice orange wizard with worm dna. if successful use him as bait to catch fishman joe for further study

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

gene hackerson phd  likes lowercase letters and worms. He absolutely detests oranges.

[Orange Wizard]

oh no

i will fight back with supreme laziness

[Tomasque]

add a status spoiler to the bottom of all future updates

[Autofail] Nope, not happening.

Make and post a video of "Tiny Kong Climbing Stuff" onto You Tube

spoiler=Frank the Firefighter]Dealer of cards, builder of card structures, owner/operator of Tiny Kong[/spoiler]

[Autofail] Nope, not happening.

Become fishman, and flop towards the ocean.

Spoiler: Fishman Joe (click to show/hide)

No longer a hobo, as his home is the ocean.

[Autofail] Nope, not happening.

splice orange wizard with worm dna. if successful use him as bait to catch fishman joe for further study

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

gene hackerson phd  likes lowercase letters and worms. He absolutely detests oranges.

[Autofail] Nope, not happening.

oh no

i will fight back with supreme laziness

[Autofail] Nope, not happening.


 HAHAHAHAH!! YOU ARE ALL AT MY MERCY!!!