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[Coolrune206]

Vanessa sits for a moment on the ground, then stands up. She composes herself.

"Well, that's all done. Let's just forget it ever happened, huh?"

[chaotic skies]

"I think an explanation of what the hell that was would be nice."

[Coolrune206]

"What was whaaat?"

Nataria is acting just a little too innocent.

[chaotic skies]

Alf sends a harsh look her way and folds his arms.

"You know what I mean."

[Coolrune206]

"... I suppose you have a right to know. Sit down, this one will take a while."

Nataria sits on her bed and gestures to a chair.

((We're still in my quarters, si?))

[AzyWng]

((She's not drunk. She's evidently in a panic. I'll explain it IC later. Also, it's a she, not a he, not a sir.))

((Sorry! i seem to have been.. falling behind...))

Coleman sits down on one of the chairs, keeping his weapon drawn.

"Speak. Tell us everything you know."

[Coolrune206]

"It's more of a deer-based PTSD, if that makes any sense whatsoever.

Long story short, family member killed by deer, I was personally injured and witnessed his death.

Long story? Cousin found a deer in the woods, a young one. Took it home. Raised it for three years. I loved that beast. One day however, it was different. Must've reached sexual maturity and was in a mating mood. I told my cousin not to enter the room, I begged him. He went in with a smile on his face, saying 'Deer are loyal creatures. It wouldn't harm me. It loves me.' Those were his last words. I watched the whole thing from the doorway. When the deer slowly stomped over to me, I stayed in place, anchored out of fear. It knocked me unconscious with a slam and then escaped.

Probably bred and produced hundreds of evil little deer babies.

So yeah... I hate deer."

[chaotic skies]

"I understand why you freaked out, then. I can't blame you, really."

<<That's fine. The only reason I'm this active is because it's summer and marching band hasn't started yet >>

[Coolrune206]

"Right now I want to hug Coleman for shooting it...

But y'know... he did kinda stop my insurrection attempt earlier, so I am still glowering at him."

[chaotic skies]

"Wouldn't that kind of balance out though?"

[Coolrune206]

"Exactly why I haven't forcefully fed him death pills yet.

...

Has anyone noticed how this entire thing seemed to go from rather serious to silly, full of rainbow pills, at the drop of a hat?"

[crazyabe]

Me Go looking For Meat eating Creatures... Maybe Me Find Wild Dogs?

[chaotic skies]

"I stopped asking when Jojo punched down a tree."

[1] Jojo finds a large, about 8-foot tall, bear standing on it's hind legs looking for fruit or something. It looks rather dangerous and unfriendly.
<<I like magical rainbow pills, and it's an excuse to have dumb stuff happen >>

[crazyabe]

((Isn't a 1 Normally 'You Screwed up Badly'? if so shouldn't I have just encountered a bear or something?))

[chaotic skies]

<<I can give you negative stuff if you want. Actually, let me fix that>>