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[crazyabe]

Me stick empty vine back in metal man.

[Coolrune206]

Vague screaming can be heard from within the ship. Nataria turns on her comms, and the screaming is immediately louder.

"HOLY SHIT THERE'S A FUCKING DEER IN HERE."

Nataria quickly exits the room and shuts the door before the enraged animal attacks.

[chaotic skies]

Coleman and Jojo work to put the hose back where it was, although it looks as if it could use a few repairs at some point.

Nataria jumps out of the room as quickly as possible and shuts the door before the deer can attack her. Alf, on the other hand simply stands there and, spreading his hands in front of him and crouching down, starts talking to the deer.

"Hey, buddy. You seem scared, are you hurt? I can help you if you want."

[Coolrune206]

Nataria opens the door, violently flings her remaining pills at the deer, and closes it again.

[Aslandus]

"Right lads! Let's see if she  works now!"

Pour more water in and attempt to move the mech again

[Coolrune206]

The captain's speech is temporarily drowned out by Nataria screaming.

"A FUCKING DEER. AHHHH. HELP ME. FUCK FUCK FUCK. DEER."

[chaotic skies]

The deer is rather startled, and jumps away from the pills.

"Hey Nat, I can probably get it off the ship if you want. I just need you to get out of the way of the airlock and preferably not throw anything else at it."

Alf slowly edges toward the deer, and reaches out, as if to touch it.

The captain fills the mech with water until it's tanks over fill. After waiting a bit, it no longer has a warning on it and the captain begins slowly walking the mech back towards the ship.

[crazyabe]

Me Try Start fire and do Rain dance!

[Coolrune206]

Nataria throws the nearest thing possible at the deer.

[Aslandus]

"Lass, ye forgot to turn off yer comm! Yer distractin' the crew with commentary of yer bedroom activities with the lad!"

[Coolrune206]

"CAPTAIN, I WILL PERSONALLY CLUB YOU TO DEATH WITH ALF'S DEAD BODY IN A MOMENT. ASSUMING THE DEER MAULS HIM. FUCKING DEER.

.... WAIT, WHY ARE THERE DEER HERE? AREN'T WE ON AN ALIEN PLANET?

SHIT! DID WE CRASH ON FUCKING EARTH?"

[Aslandus]

Grab a mug of rum, driving is thirsty work!

[chaotic skies]

Alf calmly walks out of the room in one piece, and then turns off his com.

"Look. Nat. I get you're afraid of the thing. That's fine. I'm amazed it hasn't attacked me yet myself. But if you keep throwing shit at it we're never going to get it off the fucking ship. Now, would you like me to lock you in my room until I get this thing off the ship, or would you like to go do something useful until I get it out?"

Jojo attempts to start a fire, but just rubs two sticks together and does a rain dance instead.

Vlad pulls a flask of rum out of thin air and pours himself a mug and goes back to driving.

[Coolrune206]

Nataria continues to scream unintelligibly.

It seems she really doesn't like deer. She throws another object, but this time at Alf.

[crazyabe]

Me go pick up Witch doctor Woman and Throw her out for making big noise.