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[SOLDIER First]

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[Twinwolf]

Blokkere walks up to Nicole, whispering concernedly to her, multiple questions inherent in his tome.
"If these guys DO go and attack the lizard(?) because... they want to prove we're not their superiors or something(??) what actually do we do?"

"I'm not sure if that's the reason, and I don't know. Depends on if the thing is actually hostile or not. If it is, then there's no real issue. If it isn't... that's complicated."

[Shadestyle]

"I'm not with the union either, but I am useful to them.  I make the right calls with the right witnesses and you will be meeting more heroes than villains who want you incapacitated.  Assuming you ARE a seeker of justice or whatever it is that you do, and not just a sociopathic killer that just happened to encounter us and join our side to satiate your urge, this will be unnecessarily restricting to your general goals."

"But in your favor, all of this assumes I actually do that, and don't just keep my head low.  It depends entirely how bad it would look if everyone just awkwardly assumed that someone else was going to make that call, hopefully, just by giving the idea, one of the more responsible people here make that report for me, streamlining the process significantly if you really do plan to just slaughter the poor whatever-it-is."

[Sosoku234]

Calvin takes the initiative to jump down. All the way. Straight to the ground. The road he lands on shatters into a billion little pebbles of asphalt strewn about in a haphazard way.

"We got someone headed our way. He looks like BE over there but is also wearing some kind of armor. He may be the one the reports are aimed at. Maybe not though. I didn't see much else." After being away from the group, he has no idea that Gerald had already given this info and that Contagion had spotted the movement.

[Projeck37]

Contagion is simply heard breathing in and out of his mask's filter.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

hot

[SOLDIER First]

Meanwhile, BE has kidnapped Kira and is bringing her to the enemy lizard.

[Projeck37]

hot

contagion removes his clothes, and reveals to actually be a hot babe

[SOLDIER First]

BE, who is objectively hotter, strikes a pose and his butt looks amazing

[IamanElfCollaborator]

argent is actually yuri from eh
you are all objectively less attractive

[SOLDIER First]

thats fair
BE seduces Kira with his amazing butt and sweet six pack and they get married

[Adragis]

thats fair
BE seduces Kira with his amazing butt and sweet six pack and they get married

yuri merely created a kira decoy

[Dustan Hache]

Gerald would taze everyone for the swarm of shitposting, including himself.
assuming nothing went wrong, Gerald would be hidden and ready to ambush if things went hostile.

[SOLDIER First]

BE crushes the decoy with his abs
BE also reflects the tazing with said abs

[Sosoku234]

Calvin follows BE towards the other lizard guy.