Cast a spell to make it vulnerable to smothering, then use the time it's wasting on attacking the fist to smother it once again.
4. Yet another spell flies off to do something to pure elemental fire, deeply violating its very existance.
[1+2] Stone arm moves slowly, barely touching the fire thing as it escapes from your clutch.
The monster generates more tentacles, whipping both the stone arm and the forest around, igniting more trees to contribute the forest fire going on.
Well let's start doing that, with magic. Probably needs a teleportation spell. Do not forget Laudata.
4. You set up a teleportation spell without strictly defined goal. Instead you give the magic a loose description of area you want to go and hope it finds a good match.
Space swirls around you, blackens and reveals your new surroundings. You seem to be on rooftop of some tower. Walking to the edge you find that this is indeed a fine fortress. It's in good shape, well maintained and already occupied. Fires on the walls reveals small number of archers in uniform patrolling on walls. On the courtyard is wooden buildings; a stable, probably a smithy, possibly a storage or barracks. All guarded by armored spearmen. The tower you are on seems to be part of larger stone building forming back part of the wall.
Beyond the walls is nothing but darkness of cloudy night, so you don't have any idea where this is or if the location is defensible in first place. It probably is; military minds don't usually waste effort and resources to build fortresses on undefendable places. Unless the place is of strategic importance.
Laudata whispers into your ear, "We need to deal with them in some way if we want to use this. Unfortunately I do not think I can handle them fast and quietly enough, so if your lordship would be so kind...?"
I Retry Casting "Improve Meal" Three more times.
You really love your meal, don't you?
6. First spell returns the colors and appearance normal, but now your food shoots out rainbow colored sparks. You are not sure what to make of that, so you try again.
6. The smell of delicious food makes you drool, literally and overwhelmingly.
[1] You can't resist the smell and shove your head into the pot, showing food into your mouth with both hands. Explosion of fantastic taste combined with the smell makes your knees give up and eyes roll up. This is the best thing you have ever tasted! Thanks to the overwhelming euphoria you fail to notice your loss of balance. You fall backwards on the floor, ignoring everything and spasming stupid smile on your face.
Enjoy your trip!
My next roll should be a 6, actually.
Cast amnesia on the guard. Escape the house, leaving my plundered ingredients behind; I didn't want a sandwich that badly.
1. Heh. Instead of removing memories magic feeds them to the guard. You entire plan to sic villagers on the mages so you can steal their precious artifacts.
"I see. So pestilence, death of livestock and rotting grains were all your fault. I believe this is where I say 'You are under arrest. Dead or alive, you're coming with me.'"
One guard draws his sword and another throws a punch at your face. Guess they know that unconscious mage is harmless mage.
"We will take our leave crazyabe. We can't stay here, this place is dangerous for us."
Take some clothes to hide ourselves : hood, cape. Leave the village, heading toward the nearest populated settlement.
Use magic beforehand to generate enough provisions of sufficient quality for the travel.
It's very difficult to ignore smell of enchanted food.
[1] Impossible even. Ignoring crazyabe falling over you too jump to stuff your mouth full of food that is now essentially magical LSD. Unbelievable! You can taste so many incredible foods in this! Spicy, sweet, salty, blue, stony, bright, rosy, bear, narwhal, ice, sun, wind, divine demon time paintcalltouchfireswirlmathrealanswerquestionlifebirthdeathoilmagic...
Enjoy your trip together! All three of you!
Future Wild Magic: 1 1 1 5 3 3 4 4 5 1
Blue hair
Mr. Charming: The best man in the town
Mr. Lucky: Favourite of Miss Fortuna
Magical video conference: Full member
Summon: Bunch of Magic Eye Spies
Food reserves: Sparkly, truly fantastic!
Tattoo of Third Eye on forehead
Enhanced house
Enhanced food: Enjoy your trip!
Future Wild Magic: 6 3 6 2 4 6 6 4 1 2
Magic effect: Steel skin
Portable barrier: Attached to you
Portable barrier: Against prying eyes
You are under arrest!
Beans out of bag
Future Wild Magic: 4 4 4 4 1 1 1 5 6 2
Aspiring educator
Too sexy illusions: Angry maid
Golden rings and Failed proposal
Magical mail order wife: Damn perfect. Anna.
Flying house: Controlled by magical orbs.
Flying house: Holographic command room
Flying house: Advanced Antimagic Warfare Sentinel Model XI
Permanently charmed: by crazyabe
Magical video conference: Full member
Food reserves: None
Earthly golem: Tec.
Earthly golem: First Commandment: Protect Anna!
Earthly golem: Target not found. Stand by.
Enhanced food: Enjoy your trip!
Future Wild Magic: 3 6 4 5 2 6 6 4 6 4
Permanently charmed: by crazyabe
New house: Ancient tower
New house: Unclimbable stone wall. Invisible gate.
New house: Simple boulder sentinel
New house: Bunch of drooling stone golems
New house: Siege engines
New house: Tall rock, possibly humanoidish with some stretch of imagination.
Magical video conference: Full member
Truly healed
Artifacts of power: Whispering Staff of Earth. (1d4+2)
Sand in pants
Lots of maps
Unexpected shower
The Forest: Huge stone ARM.
The Forest: One fire monster, four tentacles.
Future Wild Magic: 2 4 4 4 4 3 3 5 5 2
Well prepared for travel
BFF: crazyabe
Magical video conference: Full member
Quest for godhood
Creator of new species: Laudata.
Small Favours: Possibly incoming.
The Fortress: Occupied land
Magic effect: Steel skin
Opinion about mages: One down, three left to go.
Task on hand: Hunt!
Hunters: Got beaten by angry bear
Permanently charmed: by crazyabe