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Author Topic: Bay12_SS: The Shitpost Simulator.  (Read 21307 times)

Flying Dice

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Re: Bay12_SS: The Shitpost Simulator.
« Reply #60 on: January 30, 2016, 06:49:15 pm »

But roo is wildly vehement about things WITHOUT giving evidence.

Case in point, the last game I played in with him, he jumps on me without ever giving a word of explanation.

It's been a long time since I last Mafia'd, but that's a viable way to play. Not nice or elegant, but randomly applying pressure to see if something gives is valid--and Mafia's many things, but it ain't nice.
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Re: Bay12_SS: The Shitpost Simulator.
« Reply #61 on: January 30, 2016, 06:49:40 pm »

It definitely gets better with more text.

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The mod I was really hoping for a game to deliberately put in an area like that which is so clearly bullshit, and force you to either try something creative or get good. Nothing gets me to sleep after a tough day like a weird thing to have gotten running on their machine with little fuss. The mod I was thinking of is New Horizons from piratesahoy.net. The simplistic solution I went with to avoid a freakout when she takes the mask off and proclaims the Earth a colony of Pluto. Drunken new years hooligans are on the field of battle.
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Re: Bay12_SS: The Shitpost Simulator.
« Reply #62 on: January 30, 2016, 06:58:06 pm »

But roo is wildly vehement about things WITHOUT giving evidence.

Case in point, the last game I played in with him, he jumps on me without ever giving a word of explanation.

It's been a long time since I last Mafia'd, but that's a viable way to play. Not nice or elegant, but randomly applying pressure to see if something gives is valid--and Mafia's many things, but it ain't nice.
That's... not quite it. I agree that Roo has some surprisingly good intuition, but he tends to just make assertations and tell people they should agree with him and that if they don't they're objectively wrong.
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Re: Bay12_SS: The Shitpost Simulator.
« Reply #63 on: January 30, 2016, 07:06:21 pm »

I am so sorry I brought this up, let's not clutter the thread with it.

In other news, the B12 scraper is progressing interestingly. I have a feeling this is gonna be really entertaining.
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Re: Bay12_SS: The Shitpost Simulator.
« Reply #64 on: January 30, 2016, 07:08:48 pm »

Fine, everyone else is doing it:

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There is democracy, one german, one vote.  The EU has been an abject failure in most of Europe but it has very closely matched the policy preferences of the German electorate.  I dont know why they are enamored with propping up corporate profits with a multi-decade erosion of the purchasing power of the working class but they have succeeded at it both domestically and abroad.  Maybe it's an East-West thing, like the US has a North-South thing.

Yeah but what does it mean?
Wait, that was coherent.
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Re: Bay12_SS: The Shitpost Simulator.
« Reply #65 on: January 30, 2016, 07:40:09 pm »

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-everyone have him as their avatar, and my only regret is that he spoke English. Sucks for the 21st century, it's gonna be great. On the blizzard client it directs only to the immigration crisis (which from the article it looks like there isn't any, only indication that the guy in a few weeks. Wouldn't even need to be more severe problems with getting huge and having massive amounts of money. One funny thing I've tried that I think I get why they'd want to print off a copy, so I took it out. When Sanders and his horde of college-age warriors take to the sacred pretty number of 50 states, I think what's really critical though is some sort of surprise. That's what the lamestream media nukes.

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Re: Bay12_SS: The Shitpost Simulator.
« Reply #66 on: January 30, 2016, 08:45:46 pm »

Almost coherent. I wonder if you slipped one of these posts into an ordinary conversation, would forumites respond to it seriously, quizzically or correctly gauge that the poster must be a drunk robot?

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Re: Bay12_SS: The Shitpost Simulator.
« Reply #67 on: January 30, 2016, 08:50:53 pm »

Fine, everyone else is doing it:

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There is democracy, one german, one vote.  The EU has been an abject failure in most of Europe but it has very closely matched the policy preferences of the German electorate.  I dont know why they are enamored with propping up corporate profits with a multi-decade erosion of the purchasing power of the working class but they have succeeded at it both domestically and abroad.  Maybe it's an East-West thing, like the US has a North-South thing.

Yeah but what does it mean?
Wait, that was coherent.

Yeah, that's almost suspiciously coherent. The sentences don't relate to each other very well, but they can still be squared away.

Are you now, or have you ever been a robot?
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Re: Bay12_SS: The Shitpost Simulator.
« Reply #68 on: January 30, 2016, 08:59:23 pm »

When that B12 scraper is complete, I'm going to find people with really high postcounts. And then I'm going to scrape them and put them in a text file. And then I'm going to laugh at the hilarity of this.

In the mean time, I'm going to use a list of every english word, and still laugh. Just not as much.
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Re: Bay12_SS: The Shitpost Simulator.
« Reply #69 on: January 30, 2016, 09:00:11 pm »

@chaotic:
*waves*

Send me mine!
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« Reply #70 on: January 30, 2016, 09:07:59 pm »

How many is really high?
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Re: Bay12_SS: The Shitpost Simulator.
« Reply #71 on: January 30, 2016, 09:18:49 pm »

Anything over about 3 or 4 thousand. If there are other people below that, which I find particularly funny, I'll add those too. Basically, yes. You qualify.
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Re: Bay12_SS: The Shitpost Simulator.
« Reply #72 on: January 30, 2016, 09:28:20 pm »

Which is almost exactly 1% of the forum, interestingly.

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« Reply #73 on: January 30, 2016, 09:32:21 pm »

Is it really? Alright, so that textfile if being called "The One Percent", and the rest of the forum is going in a file called "The Other 99 Percent." And, of course, there's still going to be one that's the entirity of the forum.
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Re: Bay12_SS: The Shitpost Simulator.
« Reply #74 on: January 30, 2016, 09:32:59 pm »

Heh.
I don't think you have enough hard-drive space...
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