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Author Topic: Bay12_SS: The Shitpost Simulator.  (Read 21476 times)

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Re: Bay12_SS: The Shitpost Simulator.
« Reply #15 on: January 29, 2016, 11:42:44 am »

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Re: Bay12_SS: The Shitpost Simulator.
« Reply #16 on: January 29, 2016, 11:43:53 am »

What.  What IS this.
It's INSANE BY EVEN OUR STANDARDS.
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Re: Bay12_SS: The Shitpost Simulator.
« Reply #17 on: January 29, 2016, 12:50:43 pm »

My posts are made with love.  No machine can copy that.
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Re: Bay12_SS: The Shitpost Simulator.
« Reply #18 on: January 29, 2016, 12:51:11 pm »

It's still more insaner than usual.
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« Reply #19 on: January 29, 2016, 12:52:57 pm »

This is actually incredible
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« Reply #20 on: January 29, 2016, 12:53:29 pm »

It's that too.

It's amazing.
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Re: Bay12_SS: The Shitpost Simulator.
« Reply #21 on: January 29, 2016, 12:53:55 pm »

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Re: Bay12_SS: The Shitpost Simulator.
« Reply #22 on: January 29, 2016, 01:36:30 pm »

I love this. Where did you source your LW posts from though? Seems to be only quite recent stuff, given how much the lamb came up.
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« Reply #23 on: January 29, 2016, 01:37:21 pm »

I wonder what would happen if you took my posts that aren't in FG&RP and tried to make shitposts out of them.
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Re: Bay12_SS: The Shitpost Simulator.
« Reply #24 on: January 29, 2016, 01:43:12 pm »

I took around 10 posts of mine, 2 old ones and 3 recent ones from the lower forums and did a dissociated press on emacs, and apparently my SS self is a bit obsessed with the portuguese.

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EDIT: it seems that separating the posts with lines causes the dissociated press to be more consistent with the original text. I eliminated some lines but it seems like I forgot some, since it started to become consistent at the end (giving out full lines of the original text, etc) which is why I cut the lower half off of the output because it got too consistent past that point.
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Re: Bay12_SS: The Shitpost Simulator.
« Reply #25 on: January 29, 2016, 02:45:41 pm »

Where did you source your LW posts from though?
Just randomly copy-pasted from the first few dozen pages of his posting history.


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Oh, by the way, if you don't want to fuck around with all that egghead shit, here's an online Markov generator with limited functionality.
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« Reply #26 on: January 29, 2016, 03:17:35 pm »

Fair warning, if you use that, either collect all the posts from a single thread or get as many as it'll allow. Here's the only not-totally-coherent response I got:

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Cobblestone just a little too high, such that you trip on it that Activision and Ubisoft (as well as WB, apparently) don't have a 1 billion kilometer range?
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Re: Bay12_SS: The Shitpost Simulator.
« Reply #27 on: January 29, 2016, 03:17:55 pm »

YOU CANUCKI NANDOS

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Re: Bay12_SS: The Shitpost Simulator.
« Reply #28 on: January 29, 2016, 05:33:58 pm »

Quote from: Markovrochir
I have a vague feeling a large portion of this minority has never actually played the versions that led to his banning after the "GWG nuke", which, to my understanding, was something like a three-page rant mostly composed of his posts, which Toady purportedly quickly annihilated.

There's a decent amount of sentiment around the upperboards that DF isn't hard enough right now and that Toady's been doing "too much" to the American Revolution.

Seeing as my attempt to WINE-emulate Undertale failed abjectly, I scrapped that plan in favor of viewing a Let's Play for a turn-based strategy game involves taking screenshots of every move you make and more often than not captioning them.

You weren't "too stupid" to realize that was the reputation you have, you've never had that reputation in the camp, there's much less fear of getting ganged up on and killed.

It seems to usually be regarding the lack of broken creatures like elephants or carp and the music was very good; quite fitting, well-written, and often rather catchy.

But now I believe in the times leading up to all the hype, but it was of quite low quality in the camp, there's much less fear of getting ganged up on and killed.

To use a rather simplistic analogy: if you hit a piece of sheet metal itself.

Your job is to be in violation of forum guidelines, but I want to tell you that this.

Not a serious plot, necessarily, but I agree with piecewise that if perhaps your game is just that good then maybe it'll work out, although your apparent track record seems to have been some sort of group packmule, with a reasonably thick plot.

But now I believe in the tall grass.
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Re: Bay12_SS: The Shitpost Simulator.
« Reply #29 on: January 29, 2016, 05:36:47 pm »

This meets my approval.
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