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Author Topic: [SG] THE DARKNESS  (Read 2631 times)

TheBiggerFish

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Re: [SG] THE DARKNESS
« Reply #15 on: January 30, 2016, 07:15:49 am »
Can we read their memories?
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

Demonic Spoon

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Re: [SG] THE DARKNESS
« Reply #16 on: January 30, 2016, 07:16:26 am »
Read the manual.
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Re: [SG] THE DARKNESS
« Reply #17 on: January 30, 2016, 10:21:39 am »
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on January 30, 2016, 07:15:49 am
Can we read their memories?
Dead means dead, it seems. Plus, nobody ever said you had mind powers.
You resolve to get mind powers somehow.

Quote from: Demonic Spoon on January 30, 2016, 07:16:26 am
Read the manual.
Ah, there it is!
...wait, you're in a stomach. Fat lot of good a non-illuminated book is. You almost feel bad about being DARKNESS!
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Re: [SG] THE DARKNESS
« Reply #18 on: January 30, 2016, 10:23:14 am »
Well then get a night-light!  And read the manual!
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

Adragis

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Re: [SG] THE DARKNESS
« Reply #19 on: January 30, 2016, 10:27:02 am »
Silly!
There's no night-lights in a stomach!

You briefly wonder why you're critiscising yourself.
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Re: [SG] THE DARKNESS
« Reply #20 on: January 30, 2016, 10:31:25 am »
WELL GO FIND ONE.
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: [SG] THE DARKNESS
« Reply #21 on: January 30, 2016, 10:35:49 am »
Quote from: Adragis029 on January 30, 2016, 10:21:39 am
Quote from: Demonic Spoon on January 30, 2016, 07:16:26 am
Read the manual.
Ah, there it is!
...wait, you're in a stomach. Fat lot of good a non-illuminated book is. You almost feel bad about being DARKNESS!
Remember that we can see in the dark now.
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Re: [SG] THE DARKNESS
« Reply #22 on: January 30, 2016, 10:53:38 am »
Quote from: Demonic Spoon on January 30, 2016, 10:35:49 am
Quote from: Adragis029 on January 30, 2016, 10:21:39 am
Quote from: Demonic Spoon on January 30, 2016, 07:16:26 am
Read the manual.
Ah, there it is!
...wait, you're in a stomach. Fat lot of good a non-illuminated book is. You almost feel bad about being DARKNESS!
Remember that we can see in the dark now.
You try to convince yourself of that.
You remember that now pitch-dark is bright white. Clever of you.

Perhaps you could simply use the puppet as a puppet.
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Re: [SG] THE DARKNESS
« Reply #23 on: January 30, 2016, 10:59:28 am »
Rage against the GM!
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: [SG] THE DARKNESS
« Reply #24 on: January 30, 2016, 11:21:31 am »
The GM is raged against!

Deus ex machina suddenly gives you the idea that you could extend tendrils of yourself throughout this meatpuppet.
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Re: [SG] THE DARKNESS
« Reply #25 on: January 30, 2016, 11:26:07 am »
Do that.  Thank the GM.  Read manual with new eyes.
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: [SG] THE DARKNESS
« Reply #26 on: January 30, 2016, 11:31:50 am »
Well, not new eyes. The eyes were in the way, so you pushed them out, and now you have two lovely eye sockets with which to see.
Unfortunately you cannot get to the manual as it's still in the stomach. You can, however, get out of this ditch.
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Re: [SG] THE DARKNESS
« Reply #27 on: January 30, 2016, 11:34:53 am »
Remove manual from stomach.  Read manual.
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It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: [SG] THE DARKNESS
« Reply #28 on: January 30, 2016, 12:02:39 pm »
Vomit up the manual.
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Re: [SG] THE DARKNESS
« Reply #29 on: January 30, 2016, 12:50:20 pm »
You can't really vomit, so you just open the stomach. Rrrrip.
The manual falls out, or rather, floats out, as it is a single sheet of paper.
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