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Author Topic: [SG] THE DARKNESS  (Read 2629 times)

Adragis

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[SG] THE DARKNESS
« on: January 29, 2016, 01:53:28 am »
You are THE DARKNESS1!!!2!1!!1!

To be fair, being THE DARKNESS is rather boring. It is time to take a stroll in the world of LIGHT!!!!!!

What now?
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Re: [SG] THE DARKNESS
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2016, 02:19:41 am »
QUICKLY! INTO THAT MEATPUPPET! THE LIGHT IS UNPLEASANT AND ITS INNARDS ARE QUITE DARK!
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Re: [SG] THE DARKNESS
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2016, 02:20:11 am »
Quote from: Kevak on January 29, 2016, 02:19:41 am
QUICKLY! INTO THAT MEATPUPPET! THE LIGHT IS UNPLEASANT AND ITS INNARDS ARE QUITE DARK!
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Re: [SG] THE DARKNESS
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2016, 02:47:31 am »
You envelop it in your inky DARKNESS and enter it through all those unguarded orifices. Why they have them you'll never know.

This particular puppet squirms a little too much for your liking, but it stops after a little poking about, so that's all good.
Now it is time to hatch your NEFARIOUS plans and also get your bearings because it is quite hard to see with all this darkness. You didn't really take time to pick a choice specimen.
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Re: [SG] THE DARKNESS
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2016, 02:51:51 am »
INVERT OUR SIGHT! DARK IS LIGHT, LIGHT IS DARK! THAT'S WHAT ALL THE COOL DARKENTITIES ARE DOING NOW!
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Re: [SG] THE DARKNESS
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2016, 02:53:43 am »
Quote from: Kevak on January 29, 2016, 02:51:51 am
INVERT OUR SIGHT! DARK IS LIGHT, LIGHT IS DARK! THAT'S WHAT ALL THE COOL DARKENTITIES ARE DOING NOW!
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Nefarious plan: Kill the sun!!!!one!!!1!!!
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Re: [SG] THE DARKNESS
« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2016, 03:12:31 am »
You invert your vision, remembering those three easy steps you saw in the magazines!
Now all you can see is LIGHT!!!111!
Still can't see much. You're taking up quite a lot of space and have the distinct impression you're looking at your own ankles. You don't even HAVE ankles, but that's what you feel like.
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Re: [SG] THE DARKNESS
« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2016, 03:13:30 am »
Try standing up. Then spreading darkness into the world of light.
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Re: [SG] THE DARKNESS
« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2016, 03:14:13 am »
WE NEED MORE ANKLES! GROW THEM FASTER!
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Re: [SG] THE DARKNESS
« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2016, 05:18:48 pm »
You cannot yet stand up. You theorise this is due to your pathetic lack of ankles.
You attempt to grow ankles, but a strangled yelp from your puppet, which somehow still lives, reminds you you don't have much space. Deary me.
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Re: [SG] THE DARKNESS
« Reply #10 on: January 29, 2016, 05:22:28 pm »
((PTW...))
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: [SG] THE DARKNESS
« Reply #11 on: January 29, 2016, 06:05:36 pm »
REACH OUT WITH DARKNESS! ACQUIRE ADDITIONAL MEATPUPPETS! USE THEIR MASS FOR ANKLES!
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Re: [SG] THE DARKNESS
« Reply #12 on: January 30, 2016, 06:08:13 am »
Well, that's all well and good but it's hard to move a puppet while you're still in their stomach. Or intestine. You can't really remember which one, or see for that matter.
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Re: [SG] THE DARKNESS
« Reply #13 on: January 30, 2016, 06:16:21 am »
Take over their brain.
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: [SG] THE DARKNESS
« Reply #14 on: January 30, 2016, 06:21:07 am »
You try to go up to that cranium of theirs and see if you can't do some of that good ol' Dark Influence.
...it's dead.
Welp. Manual it'll have to be.
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