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Author Topic: Surrealismo: Ceci n'est pas une pipe.  (Read 3425 times)

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Re: Surrealismo: Qu'est-ce que c'est?
« Reply #15 on: January 28, 2016, 09:08:12 am »

"Lets all try to speak english"
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Re: Surrealismo: Qu'est-ce que c'est?
« Reply #16 on: January 28, 2016, 09:27:49 am »

"Eh... Umm... Crescent Bagget Fromage de Paris, We We? Fuck French Class, I'm out!"
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Re: Surrealismo: Qu'est-ce que c'est?
« Reply #17 on: January 28, 2016, 10:30:19 am »

PTW...

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Re: Surrealismo: Qu'est-ce que c'est?
« Reply #18 on: January 28, 2016, 11:33:11 am »

"Mais pourquoi?  C'est une classe de francais, pas une classe d'anglais.

The continued absence of our instructor is worrying, though."

What IS behind those bookshelves?
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Re: Surrealismo: Qu'est-ce que c'est?
« Reply #19 on: January 29, 2016, 09:29:09 am »

What IS behind those bookshelves?
You remove a book to try to get a look at the other side of the shelf (in the case that this is a double-sided bookshelf), but it doesn't pull out all the way. Suddenly, both bookshelves swing open, revealing a great, gleaming steel furnace. Through its transparent door, you see a coffin-sized space where an arrangement of small planets (carved out of soap) hang down from the top.
Hey, could that small one be earth?
Written above the door (next to the ignition knob), in a calligraphic style, is something you do your best to ignore. Sort of like what is written on the whiteboard.
Suddenly, you realize how cold the room is.
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Re: Surrealismo: Qu'est-ce que c'est?
« Reply #20 on: January 29, 2016, 09:36:03 am »

Fail at ignoring.
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Re: Surrealismo: Qu'est-ce que c'est?
« Reply #21 on: January 29, 2016, 09:38:25 am »

I spank the Earth.
In a nasally voice "Stupid Earthlings, all your base are belong to us!"
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Re: Surrealismo: Qu'est-ce que c'est?
« Reply #22 on: January 29, 2016, 09:41:02 am »

Be in the way of the door.
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Re: Surrealismo: Qu'est-ce que c'est?
« Reply #23 on: January 29, 2016, 06:48:18 pm »

Fail at ignoring.
"Ce n'est pas un univers."
You notice many glinting, star-like specs inside the furnace. Is this what it could be referring to?


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Re: Surrealismo: Qu'est-ce que c'est?
« Reply #24 on: January 29, 2016, 06:50:30 pm »

Ponder.  What IS it?
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Re: Surrealismo: Qu'est-ce que c'est?
« Reply #25 on: January 29, 2016, 06:51:59 pm »

"Cold. The trees died when it became cold. Blood cold."

Look out the window.
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Re: Surrealismo: Qu'est-ce que c'est?
« Reply #26 on: January 29, 2016, 08:19:27 pm »

Ponder.  What IS it?
Aha! The planets are the solar system, and the "stars" represent the Milky Way!
The writing itself must be a reference to this.


"Cold. The trees died when it became cold. Blood cold."

Look out the window.
The view from the French classroom was always your favorite. A cold breeze blows across the woolen hills.
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Re: Surrealismo: Ceci n'est pas une pipe.
« Reply #27 on: January 29, 2016, 08:22:05 pm »

Ah bon?
Eh.
Leave it be.
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Re: Surrealismo: Ceci n'est pas une pipe.
« Reply #28 on: January 29, 2016, 08:46:03 pm »

"Rolling woolen hills: like frozen waves."

Inspect the ventilation shaft. Afterwards, look at the books on the bookshelf.
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Re: Surrealismo: Ceci n'est pas une pipe.
« Reply #29 on: January 29, 2016, 08:51:49 pm »

I run around the mock solar system with arms out like an airplane, making airplane sounds while doing so.
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