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Re: The Expedition Arcane [Prologue: Welcome!]
« Reply #135 on: January 27, 2016, 07:36:50 pm »

Relax....miya....relax or you'll make things worse.
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Re: The Expedition Arcane [Prologue: Welcome!]
« Reply #136 on: January 27, 2016, 07:40:08 pm »

Ulfric finds the captain.

"Hey there captain, the names Ulfric, and I was wondering, when will the rain let up?"
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Re: The Expedition Arcane [Prologue: Welcome!]
« Reply #137 on: January 27, 2016, 07:41:19 pm »

"Anyone seen my franken beholder? Ah there it is!"
I say before climbing on top of it and rideing along.
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Re: The Expedition Arcane [Prologue: Herd of Cats]
« Reply #138 on: January 27, 2016, 07:43:56 pm »

Sjig starts panicking at their predicament, random strings of gibberish escaping from his mouth "...Andthenwehavetodecidewhotoeatbutwhatifitastegoodandtheygoformeandnakagreesandtheyeatmefirstandmysoulgetsturnedintospahgetiandthentheyoversaltitwhenboilingitandthentheyalldieofcrampshahahahahthatwouldteachthemforeatingmeialwaysgetthelastlaughgehehehhe..."
Nak ignores Sjig panic, and looks around at their new surroundings, eventually jumping off the wrecked ship and looking around the area more closely. His keen senses on the search, as always, for food.
[14, Good] It doesn't take him long; this place is thick with vegetation, and some of it's bearing fruit. In fact, there's quite a comfortable amount of it out here; it's hard to believe getting food will be an issue.

Ulfric finds the captain.

"Hey there captain, the names Ulfric, and I was wondering, when will the rain let up?"
Princess Blacktongue is still whining on the floor.

"Never," she groans miserably.
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The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: The Expedition Arcane [Prologue: Welcome!]
« Reply #139 on: January 27, 2016, 07:45:36 pm »

...oh people Might need help!
Begin looking for survivors of the crash and try and help them.
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Re: The Expedition Arcane [Prologue: Welcome!]
« Reply #140 on: January 27, 2016, 07:46:13 pm »

"Huh. Well, I suggest you take control of group, it looks like you're loosing it."
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Re: The Expedition Arcane [Prologue: Welcome!]
« Reply #141 on: January 27, 2016, 08:14:27 pm »

I scout around the area still rideing franken beholder.
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Re: The Expedition Arcane [Prologue: Welcome!]
« Reply #142 on: January 27, 2016, 08:31:45 pm »

Nak snorts with disgust at the fruit, although beggars can't be choosers. He starts to gather it, a majority of it goes directly into his mouth, the rest he throws up over his shoulder to store in Sjigs lap for later consumption. One of these flying fruits eventually slaps Sjig in the face, awaking him out of his ongoing reverie about his inevitable demise.

"Fruit.... Fruit?! I won't be eaten! Hurrah! You saved me Nak! Hahhahhah I knew my intellect could overcome this problem just like it has overcome all problems before and will overcome all problems in the foreseeable and unforeseeable future!"

With that Sjig took control of himself back and after Nak has sated itself Sjig-Nak started gathering up more fruit, before making their way back up onto the ship. Once they climbed up the deck Sjig-Nak released their collected bounty to roll across the floor.

"Hah hah! I have managed to solve our most pressing issue that we were suffering from with my magnificent genius and now there the ghoulish specter of cannibalism has once again been delayed for at least long enough for me to flee if it happens to come up again to preserve my succulent flesh from the predation of my peers! You may all thank me in appropriate ways such as the aforementioned lack of consumption but also more pressingly I would presume that the lesser issues facing us such as where we are what happened what we are going to do and how to stop the rain from falling from the sky and ruin my fur have been solved or at least have been significantly worked upon?"
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Re: The Expedition Arcane [Prologue: Welcome!]
« Reply #143 on: January 27, 2016, 08:36:19 pm »

"The rat man raises a point. What are we going to do?"
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Re: The Expedition Arcane [Prologue: Herd of Cats]
« Reply #144 on: January 27, 2016, 09:00:33 pm »

"Head to the place we were supposed to be heading to weren't for the crash. Follow the rivers and see if we can find the other ships!" Malacent said, rising his traveling robes' hood to keep at least part of the water off his tattered ears. He was then promptly and momentarily stunned by the fact he managed to have an idea so incredibly brilliant. Maybe he had hit his head somewhere and enhanced his intellect even further.

The imp walked towards their captain, reigning in his impulse of poking her with his sharp stick. "Are you... hurt?" Maybe her body could be a good source of raw materials if she died.
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"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
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Re: The Expedition Arcane [Prologue: Welcome!]
« Reply #145 on: January 27, 2016, 09:04:46 pm »

"But what about the cargo the ship was carrying?"
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Re: The Expedition Arcane [Prologue: Welcome!]
« Reply #146 on: January 27, 2016, 09:18:31 pm »

"Relax, everyone, this is just a minor setback. May someone please divine where the other ships are?"

Decompose the rain until I get to the Weather element. Consume enough of the Weather element to make it my dominant affinity, then put up an anti-rain ward (large enough to keep all of the expedition dry) around the princess.
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Re: The Expedition Arcane [Prologue: Welcome!]
« Reply #147 on: January 27, 2016, 09:34:51 pm »

...oh people Might need help!
Begin looking for survivors of the crash and try and help them.
The survivors are still in barrels, which you begin cracking open. They seem uninjured but alarmed.

"Huh. Well, I suggest you take control of group, it looks like you're loosing it."
She seems momentarily enraged by this, the faintest hints of dark power sparking at her fingertips. It cools rather quickly into sullen reluctance, and she drags herself halfway up the stairs before moping at the curtain of rain.

She also orders the skeletons with a phrase you don't understand, and they begin unpacking everyone.

I scout around the area still rideing franken beholder.
[15, Good] The surrounding area is a strip of land bordered by two fierce rivers. It is very wet and extremely dense with foliage. The rain makes it hard to see or hear very far, but you notice no other overt landmarks or features beyond the rivers and jungle.

"Head to the place we were supposed to be heading to weren't for the crash. Follow the rivers and see if we can find the other ships!" Malacent said, rising his traveling robes' hood to keep at least part of the water off his tattered ears. He was then promptly and momentarily stunned by the fact he managed to have an idea so incredibly brilliant. Maybe he had hit his head somewhere and enhanced his intellect even further.

The imp walked towards their captain, reigning in his impulse of poking her with his sharp stick. "Are you... hurt?" Maybe her body could be a good source of raw materials if she died.
"I'm fine," she pouts. "We'll leave... soon..."

She looks about ready to cry about the rain.

"Relax, everyone, this is just a minor setback. May someone please divine where the other ships are?"

Decompose the rain until I get to the Weather element. Consume enough of the Weather element to make it my dominant affinity, then put up an anti-rain ward (large enough to keep all of the expedition dry) around the princess.
[9, Poor] You eat the rain. It tastes odd.
[2, Malus] Your anti-rain ward is not large enough to keep the entire expedition dry. In fact, it's about large enough for five people. It also operates by blowing the rain away with wind... which also applies to the people underneath the ward. The princess is not pleased, though to be fair it's not like she was pleased before.


The colonists are cracked out and begin despairing at their current situation. Princess Blacktongue begins resentfully trying to organize them, which mostly consists of snapping at them for not already being organized.

[14, Good] She does eventually get the lumberjacks carving a path through the jungle, but has no particular direction for them beyond away from the cave and not into the rivers. The rest of the colonists mostly stay in the ship, which is now very cramped and also flooding.
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Re: The Expedition Arcane [Prologue: Welcome!]
« Reply #148 on: January 27, 2016, 09:40:23 pm »

Grab my masterwork warhammer from the barrels. Enter the front of the cave.
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Re: The Expedition Arcane [Prologue: Welcome!]
« Reply #149 on: January 27, 2016, 09:41:49 pm »

Sjig stared at the wounded ships captain. Sjig considering how they probably needed her help to find out how to get to the town. Sjig considering his own expertise in the biological systems of various creatures....

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"Yes! I have come up with the most brilliant idea that has been created within this sentence by myself currently although without reservations on possible future ideas that could possibly come about in the very near future!"

Sjig-Nak moves closer to Princess Blacktongue, Sjig pulling out some supplies from his pack. Nak lays down near her, almost immediately a light snoring starts emanating from his mouth.

"Yes then! Princess Blacktoungue if you do not mind this one has knowledge of the process of bodies and how to fix imperfections including among many others issues a large variety of wounds! If I am to fix the issues your body seems to be currently experiencing hopefully that will improve your efficiency and decrease the chance of painful death for me yes?"


If she gives permission, tend to Blacktoungues wounds.
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