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[crazyabe]

Joseph John Jackson waits around impatiently, holding a keg of beer under one arm...

[GiglameshDespair]

I'm not in? Ah, damn.

[Criptfeind]

"Hah hah! Did you hear that so great are I that I was chosen twice for this mission of upmost importance to the continuation of the expansion of ourrrrrrrrrrr great civilization clearly someone of the higher ups level is certainly knowing that I am the greatest of great is that not right?" Sjig rapidly sprouted mostly to himself, gesticulating wildly as he spoke, his hands occasionally bouncing off the meaty shoulders of an uncaring Nak, who simply ignored the proceedings as he gnawed on a wheel of cheese. "Truly I are the greatest heroes of the name here expedition that have ever been conceved by mortal or immortal or quasisemipartiallymortal minds and we need to go and make sure we are ready for A4 and grab the trunk Nak! And what is A4??!?" As Nak sighed and bent down to grab the trunk that had been resting at their feet Sjig twisted and turned around, looking for someone important looking in the crowd. Deciding that no one else looked as important as himself, and since he didn't know, he resigned himself to asking the elf instead. Sjig-Nak moved forward though the crowd, luggage in hand, until they were within shouting distance of the poor elf, at which point Sjig cupped his hands and shouted out towards him "Hey Hey! HEY HEY HEY! Where is A4? The place where we are going but you didn't not said where it is the place of?"

[SOLDIER First]

((good job to everyone in!))

[IronyOwl]

I'm not in? Ah, damn.

I too am sad. Best mascot.

Sjig-Nak moved forward though the crowd, luggage in hand, until they were within shouting distance of the poor elf, at which point Sjig cupped his hands and shouted out towards him "Hey Hey! HEY HEY HEY! Where is A4? The place where we are going but you didn't not said where it is the place of?"

The elf started, quickly juggling to avoid losing his papers. "Wh-what no i-it's the form number, um, form A4, it's, uh, I had... I had the... uh..."

He continues shuffling frantically.

[GiglameshDespair]

I'm not in? Ah, damn.

I too am sad. Best mascot.

Well, perhaps if someone drops out... give me a pm if someone does.

[Criptfeind]

"That is okay I will wait as you paper shuffle with patience as I am after all the epitome of patience. Nak! Get ready to wait!" Sjig spouted out as Nak shrugged and sat down on the ground. Sjig proceeded to drum his fingers together and mess with his fur as he watched the elf.

[piratejoe]

Im not in but its okay because of how kyubey owl made Kita's description

[FallacyofUrist]

((Well, at least I'm first in the waitlist.))

[IronyOwl]

((Well, at least I'm first in the waitlist.))

Sorry, that'll be randomly selected too. :<

[AbstractTraitorHero]

Miya sighs aboard the ship curling into a corner nervously not wanting to disturb others her eyes are watering.
Why? Oh god why did I leave but I can't leave now it would inconvenience them.....and I don't want to do that to someone.

[Demonic Spoon]

Ozum barely pays attention to the elf, focusing as he was on ways to to make a ship fly by making wards that repel water. Elegance itself, he just needed to work out the silly desiccation issues and the expedition would sail above the sea, not on it! Only cretins would not recognize the obvious utility of this, why if he just-

"No, bad golem! No eating the other wizards!"

Omuz frantically whacks one of his flesh golem porters with his cane, massive hulking piles of pulsating flesh who ooze black ichor and weep blood. A golem is desperately trying to feast upon the flesh of Mongo, barely kept away by Omuz's efforts.

"Sorry bout that. The golems occasionally exhibit a rabid hunger for human flesh. A kink in the manufacturing process I still need to fix. Which I am completely able to of course! I've just been very busy, haven't been able to get around to it. What with the competitions, and the foolish idiots who cannot understand the true glory of my work taking up all of my time.

Anyway, does anyone have any idea where the bloody ship is?! I need to get this stuff unloaded."

It wouldn't be long before a mob tracked him down. He needed to leave, and soon.

[crazyabe]

"Are you useing live or dead flesh in those things? because life seeks life in flesh based abomanations from what I have Observed, just look at how good my abomanation acts."
I Say to Ozum, gesturing at franken beholder as an eye falls out of it.

[Demonic Spoon]

"Are you useing live or dead flesh in those things? because life seeks life in flesh based abomanations from what I have Observed, just look at how good my abomanation acts."
I Say to Ozum, gesturing at franken beholder as an eye falls out of it.

"Hard to say. It's more of a blend really. Dead flesh. Live flesh. Plant Flesh. Rock Flesh. Fairy Flesh etc. Can I get that eye by the by? The beholder doesn't seem to be using it anymore"

Omuz gestures at the fallen eye, voice deepening in greed.

[Nirur Torir]

((Happy to be in, be sad that I can't go on cool adventures with mascot dragon.))

Mongo looked around, eying his various future comrades and the available. Only one stood out to him: Large, covered in ornate carvings, and bristling with advanced weapons. The sunlight glimmered prismatically off the well-polished hull. His frown turned to a smile as he looked at it.

"The company may not be terribly adequate, but at least they managed to get our travel accommodations correct."

Caught up in staring at the ship, he didn't notice the golem approach, and was knocked down. His glared at the flesh-thing as he stood, then at Ozum.

"Human flesh? I'll have you know that I am pure elf, and of far more noble birth than that one up there. See that you fix those hideous things." He paused in recognition "You were one of the people that boffling bureaucrat called. I suppose your .. creations will be joining us? I suppose they may be useful to distract any wild beasts, but keep them away from me." He glanced down at his shirt, now stained with golem ichor, and let out a groan of anger. "Ugh. That had better come out."

(Edit: Mongo is not a human, nope.)