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[SOLDIER First]

BE hugging argent every time the latter punches someone in the face

[IamanElfCollaborator]

no

[SOLDIER First]

BE *attempting to hug argent every time the latter punches someone in the face, getting REJECTED by a heartless monster every time, and hugging Kira instead

[Adragis]

Kira patting BE on the head somehow

[SOLDIER First]

BE applies Extra Strength Sad Hugs to Kira, doing the usual nothing but actually slowly separating her spinal cord

[Adragis]

Kira's perk keeps her saef

[SOLDIER First]

slowly

as in
over years and years of constant lizard bearhugs

[Adragis]

((oh, that
yeah

[SOLDIER First]

but not being able to walk ever again is totally worth those few extra inches of height

[Adragis]

it's basically procrustes but benevolent

[IamanElfCollaborator]

BE *attempting to hug argent every time the latter punches someone in the face, getting REJECTED by a heartless monster every time, and hugging Kira instead

argent feeds on be's tears

[Sosoku234]

[Rocker just sits and watches this all happen with an astounded look.]

[BlitzDungeoneer]

oh for fucks sake, really

so

many

SHITPOSTS

[Sosoku234]

[Rocker looks at the Shitposts with a satisfied grin on his face]

[Shadestyle]

[Literally Unlimited Minions nods in agreement.]