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[Ardent Debater]

The demons minion's have however, found a key to the Key.

But it is missing one part, in order to complete the Key to the Key the knuckle-bone of a Giant Ostrich must be added to the Key to the Key. Unfortunately, removing the knuckle-bone of a Giant Ostrich would kill it instantly, as that's were their Soul is located. Only one Giant Ostrich remains in all of the realm, The King's most beloved Pet, Erkel, guarded by the King's Elite in a heavily fortified and hidden Fortress. The Minions race against time, because once Erkel dies of old age the knuckle-bone will lose it's potency.

[AbstractTraitorHero]

Luckily giant ostriches reproduce asexually amd there will be thousands in no time.

[tntey]

Luckily giant ostriches reproduce asexually amd there will be thousands in no time.

Except for one thing, giant ostriches can only reproduce asexually with help from a friend.

[AbstractTraitorHero]

Luckily giant ostriches reproduce asexually amd there will be thousands in no time.

Except for one thing, giant ostriches can only reproduce asexually with help from a friend.

Luckily the king is happy to help.

[LordBrassroast]

The King of Dwarves wants to expand aboveground and has his sights on Leen. He could support the rebels or conquer it outright in its weakness.

[tntey]

The dwarves are lead by Ulfric of the Stone Order. A stalwart dwarf with a love of booze for its alcohol and lions for their roars.

[Ardent Debater]

Luckily giant ostriches reproduce asexually amd there will be thousands in no time.

Except for one thing, giant ostriches can only reproduce asexually with help from a friend.

Luckily the king is happy to help.

But the friend of a Giant Ostrich must be an Atheist and a Virgin, alas, the King of Leen is most certainly neither. And thanks to the religious devotion of Leen and Erkel's twisted personality, the Giant Ostrich has no other friends that fit the requirements.

The dwarves are lead by Ulfric of the Stone Order. A stalwart dwarf with a love of booze for its alcohol and lions for their roars.

Ulfric of the Stone Order covets the King of Leen's Throne, but is afraid of the Priestly power the King Holds and fears divine retribution should he take direct action against him. However, he has no problem secretly financing the rebels, Sergei the owner and proprietor of The Spear of Odin and Ulfric's Illegitimate Brother helps Ulfric distribute currency to the rebels.

[Urist Mc Dwarf]

The Dwarves have a once a century hunt for their lost homeland. The time is drawing near, and one of Ulfric's sons is considering going

[micelus]

Both the dwarves and rebels are being funded by the Most Glorious Republic of Kentano, which is a major rival of the kingdom.

[Ardent Debater]

Both the dwarves and rebels are being funded by the Most Glorious Republic of Kentano, which is a major rival of the kingdom.

The Republic's Leader is a very benevolent and capable leader, and the people of Kentano love him, but the Leader has a vile secret...

[tntey]

He is actually an elf.

[Ardent Debater]

He is actually an elf.

That normally wouldn't matter, But he is secretly in love with a Dwarf woman, more specifically, Ulfric's oldest Niece. If Ulfric found out, there could be a war between nations.

[crazyabe]

PTW

[AbstractTraitorHero]

He is actually an elf.

That normally wouldn't matter, But he is secretly in love with a Dwarf woman, more specifically, Ulfric's oldest Niece. If Ulfric found out, there could be a war between nations.

But there may be hope the world is becoming much more tolerante and with carefull manuvering he could marry the dwarf of his dreams.

[micelus]

The Leader's other dilemma however is that even if he could marry his love, they would be unable to produce children. As he is the only child of his family, he is under pressure to marry a fertile elf.