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[MoonyTheHuman]

I think we ALL hate love one creature or another.
i happen to hate love Fire Imps for the fun they always cause me (im a volcano embark lover)

[omega_dwarf]

inb4 keas

Personally, maybe magma crabs...or most things in the caverns that aren't tasty elk birds...

[steel jackal]

inb4 keas

agreed, they are just kobolds with wings

[Immortal-D]

I will always hold a burning hatred special place in my heart for Unicorns.

[Diamond]

Rhesus macaques (like keas, but also bite) and giant badgers/badger-people (bite way harder). Also, elves.

[Halnoth]

Rhesus macaques (like keas, but also bite) and giant badgers/badger-people (bite way harder). Also, elves.

Any of the birds that steal your crap. They don't just steal your stuff they also cause tantrum spirals if the wrong dwarf is outside when another dwarf rips the head off a kea.

Rhesus Macaques you can ward off with dogs.

[quekwoambojish]

Keas.

Thieves, winged, and their pronunciation causes prison riots.

[omega_dwarf]

Rhesus macaques (like keas, but also bite)

The fort in my sig had a big problem with them. It was an incomplete (read: completely undefensible) above-ground fort with open-air quarries and a reliance upon fruit-gathering. So everyone was outside. The macaques would always rush in and screw everything up, since all of my fort's goodies were available to path to and they darted for the most valuable (artifacts and metal things in the interior of the fort.) And scared and injured my civvies on their way.

But I haven't had problems with them for a while in subsequent forts, so they're forgiven.

[Orange Wizard]

Keas. And as I've said many times, those things are probably the only DF creature that's worse in real life than in game.

[Niddhoger]

inb4 keas

agreed, they are just kobolds with wings

Kobolds, with wings, that arrive in hordes, that "visit" you 10 times a season, every season.  The more intelligent among them have even learned how to become necromancers...

So yeah, i LOVE Keas!

[TheBiggerFish]

@Niddhoger:I hope the last part was a joke.  Please tell me the last part was a joke.

Also, PTW.

[Orange Wizard]

@Niddhoger:I hope the last part was a joke.  Please tell me the last part was a joke.

Don't worry, they can't read. We're safe. For now.

[TheBiggerFish]

Hm.
Someone should make the Worst Possible Kea.

[Orange Wizard]

Giant kea necromancer thrall vampire werebeast [GUZZLER]

[Baffler]

Grey langurs. They seem to be a lot more common than keas, and they're sneaky enough to avoid detection sometimes in aboveground stockpiles. I don't have any love for crocodiles either. They're like carp in the older versions, except they don't have any problem whatsoever with chasing dwarves onto land.