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[El Rey De Los Monos]

[OOC]
I am about to recruit dwarves into roles for my story telling, do we have any Forumites who wants to be dwarfed (nicknamed)?

Current open positions are:
1. Manager
2. Militia Commander
3. (Tentative) Squad Captains, and Squad Members

There currently exists a Captain of the Guard squad.

Noble Position
Bookkeeper: 'Ryukan'
Broker: Ilral
CMD: Zon
Manager: (open)
Mayor: Shorast
CotG: Vutok
Militia Commander: *open)

Martial Prowess Evaluations
1. Deduk Inkedgrizzles, Expert Swordsman
2. Nish Amberpaddles, Adept Swordsman
3. Ezum Flameroads, Adept Swordsman
4. Lorbam Blanketdoors, Talented Swordsman
5. Vutok Stormplank, Proficient Swordsman and Skilled Axeman

6. Mebzuth Scribedseals, Novice Swordsman and , Novice Axeman, , Novice Maceman, , Novice Spearman
7. Erush Minedabble, Novice Swordsman
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8. Zasit Cruptskulls, Adept Spearman
9. Urdim Reverecaves, Proficient Spearman
10. Asob Channeledfatal , Proficient Spearman
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11. Zefon Gatizkubik, Adequate Maceman
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12. Zulban Drinkboulders, Notice Hammerman
13. Zon Cryptgulfs, Notice Hammerman
14. Fikod Whippedinks, Notice Hammerman
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15. Erib Hushtools, Expert Crossbowman
16. Ingish Heavygears, Proficient Crossbowman
17. Rith Commonpaints, Adequate Crossbowman

I'd like to be someone as Ford Prefect

[Salmeuk]

Hey Sactume, you got the correct save right? I could have sworn that all the swordsdwarfs were legendary when I was finished with my year. Also the tavern had been named "The Chamber of Sun" unless you changed it back (which is fine but I'm slightly confused and worried now).

I doubled checked the file I uploaded. Maybe I'm missing something.

Also you should dwarf someone as Imic II since he died so damn fast.

[Sanctume]

I'd like to be someone as Ford Prefect

Prefect as in a magistrate? Like a Hammerer? or Mayor?

Hey Sactume, you got the correct save right? I could have sworn that all the swordsdwarfs were legendary when I was finished with my year. Also the tavern had been named "The Chamber of Sun" unless you changed it back (which is fine but I'm slightly confused and worried now).

I doubled checked the file I uploaded. Maybe I'm missing something.

Also you should dwarf someone as Imic II since he died so damn fast.

Ok, I'll get Imic II.

I only have 1 save for 42.06 and it is from this link:

And so ended the rule of Mad Sal.
Save: http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11821
DFMA: http://mkv25.net/dfma/map-12656-crackedwalls-crackedwalls

If you have a later save, please post a link and I'll use that. 

I've only played 5 days thus far, since I spent most of my time tonight looking around, organizing.

[Sanctume]

This official CrackedWalls Chapter 1 is located here
-- The Department of RetCon Affairs

Spoiler: this post is ret-conned (click to show/hide)

Chapter 1 - Dig For Silver

Spring 253

Having no office to claim my own, I think it a grand idea to hold meeting at The Cakes of Sun tavern with the perks of having drinks nearby.  It is unfortunate that vomit muddies the gabbro floors, but at least the lack of walls keeps the vomit stink tolerable.

Is it happy hour already? This evening is a full house with administrator Asob telling a story.  Our poet Bomrek is even interested in listening to the story.

Sakzul, a talented Milker approaches me for the manager position.  I said, “Get me a drink, will ya?”  She smirks and hands me a gabbro mug. 

I exclaimed, “you work fast! Welcome ‘Manager Sakzul’, go find yourself an office below and I’ll send you my order list.  Just remember to put priority on silver and maces, and we’ll get along just fine.”




5 Granite

I bring excitement to the Miner’s Guild by asking them to dig down deeper into the earth.  I also make the Mechanics Union happy with orders for mechanisms. 

I say on use gabbro doors prior to the dig site down, but Urist the mason insists on building a raising bridge to form an airlock from below.  "Oh Urist, you show such initiative."



Digging down is paying off sooner as the miners find silver nuggets and horn silver.



“Urist, quit drinking while on the job and finish that bridge!”

[Sanctume]

Hey Sactume, you got the correct save right? I could have sworn that all the swordsdwarfs were legendary when I was finished with my year. Also the tavern had been named "The Chamber of Sun" unless you changed it back (which is fine but I'm slightly confused and worried now).

I doubled checked the file I uploaded. Maybe I'm missing something.

Also you should dwarf someone as Imic II since he died so damn fast.

Oops, It's MY BAD, I restored the older save.  I'll re-do.

[El Rey De Los Monos]

I'd like to be someone as Ford Prefect

Prefect as in a magistrate? Like a Hammerer? or Mayor?


job title it can be what ever you want ford prefect is his name

[Salmeuk]

Hey Sactume, you got the correct save right? I could have sworn that all the swordsdwarfs were legendary when I was finished with my year. Also the tavern had been named "The Chamber of Sun" unless you changed it back (which is fine but I'm slightly confused and worried now).

I doubled checked the file I uploaded. Maybe I'm missing something.

Also you should dwarf someone as Imic II since he died so damn fast.

Oops, It's MY BAD, I restored the older save.  I'll re-do.

And then, things were different. . .

[Gwolfski]

i wanna be manager

[Parzival1]

We could just say you got super drunk on being raised to expedition leader, and imagined the first week of office.

[Sanctume]

And then, things were different. . .

We could just say you got super drunk on being raised to expedition leader, and imagined the first week of office.

Jug-jug Blinks, an adventurous gremlin, pauses at the edge of the sand dunes with a sackful of assorted trinkets, including a gabbro mug of beer. 

The hands are cleaner relative to the dusty green tint that powders its entire body.  Somewhere in the depths of the brewery of Crackedwalls, a lone barrel of maize beer is contaminated with gnomeblight.  Who knows how this will affect dwarves?

"Sepecome sepeback, I will," mutters Jug-jug to itself.

[TheImmortalRyukan]

Journal of Ryukan

I hate it when someone screws with the delicate space-time continuum. Gives me the worst migraines. I woke up today thinking it was the 8th of Granite. NOPE, its the 1st. I need to find who ever did this and push them down a chasm.

Anywho, A robed figure came in.. blah blah blah last settlement blah blah blah immediate danger blah blah. I really hate time travel. I went down to the tavern, got a mug of strawberry wine, went up to the Dining room and and sat there, deep in thought.

I was awakened by, strangely, silence. A Black Robed figure stood in the corner, but this was no dwarf or even a member of the order. He was too tall and he did not have a crest.

"Ryukan?"

"Yes..."

"My name is Fithod of the Elfs"

I jumped up and reached for my sword... oh, right. I gave up my sword for the nobility.

"Don't be alarmed, I came with a warning. The Elves are making preparations for a full on seige of your capital, after it falls, you will be the last dwarven site within the world."

"Oh is that all?"

"And you still have a Bronze Colossus roaming around" With that the elf vanished, like a dream rippling awake. Next thing I know, I'm in the Dinning room and there are dwarves of every sort here. It only took me a moment to figure out what happened.

[Sanctume]

The Department of RetCon Affairs, the Advisory Roles of Nobles, the Mental Health Welfare, and Historical Census Committee hereby publish the following report.


Town Obotadil, “CrackedWalls”
Report Date: 4 Granite, 254.
Current Population: 79.

Noble Positions
Bookkeeper: 'Ryukan'
Broker: Ilral
CMD: Zon
Manager: Asob
Mayor: Sakzul
CotG: Vutok
Militia Commander: Zefon

Martial Prowess Evaluations

Squad: The Constructive Mortality (Captain of the Guard)
Vutok Stormplank, High Master Swordsman and Talented Axeman
Erush Minedabble, Great Swordsman
Lorbam Blanketdoors, Legendary Swordsman
Deduk Inkedgrizzles, Legendary Swordsman
Nish Amberpaddles, Legendary Swordsman
Ezum Flameroads, Legendary Swordsman

Squad: The Gears of Confederacy
Lor Wadedpaint, Adequate Maceman
Sazir Cavernfigure, Adequate Maceman
Nomal Crazyabbeys, NoviceMaceman

Squad: The Wayward Sacks
Geshud Brassbrother, Novice Maceman
Etur Glazepaint, Novice Maceman
Mebzuth Scribedseals, Novice Maceman
Fath Robebrass, Novice Maceman
Erib Hushtool, Novice Maceman, and Expert Crossbowman

Squad: The Roads of Clasping
Kogsak Kissink, Novice Maceman
Nil Lancebeaches, Novice Maceman
Athel Windlash, Adequate Maceman
Rith Commonpaints, Novice Maceman, and Adequate marksdwarf

Squad: The Granite Destinies (Militia Commander)
Zefon Northglove, no apparent martial skills.

No Squad.
Zasit Cruptskulls, Adept Spearman
Asob Channeledfatal , Proficient Spearman
Mebzuth Channelportal, Novice Spearman

Zefon Gatizkubik, Adequate Maceman
Zon Cryptgulfs, Novice Hammerman

Ingish Heavygears, Proficient Crossbowman

Citizen's of Interest.
'Mad Sal' retired overseer
'Sanctume' overseer, mace dwarf
'Imic' male mason/architect; hammer dwarf. Imic, Smasher of Elven Dreams,
El Rey De Los Monos 'Ford Prefect'
'Gwolfski' manager


*legend
Names in green are named "dwarfed"
Names in orange have pending "dwarf request"
Other names are available for "dwarf request."
Not all citizens are listed.

[Taupe]

Seems like that expert crossbowdwarf could be put in charge of a ranged unit...

[Imic]

Ignore this podt. This post was never here. I lost track of the three times that i had asked to be dorfd. So, this post never existed.
I have a terrible memory...

[Sanctume]

Seems like that expert crossbowdwarf could be put in charge of a ranged unit...

ooc - I haven't started my real game, other than digging in the old save, hehe.

Are you volunteering for that guy?  I will most likely shuffle the squads around to help speed up training recruits. 

The Militia Commander office has a bureaucrat in it!

Of the ~80 pop, maybe 20 military melee units; the Capt of the Guards are the veterans; so the Fodders need some reform.

I want to try a 5 range squads (50 recruits), 4 to train each month on schedule. 
So out of 5 range squads, 20 will be training at a given month.

But I'm getting ahead of myself... this depends on magma forges and magma smelters near the surface for a steady supply of copper and silver ammo.