SUDDEN DEATH TWO:Counter till Ultra Sudden Death: 4((each turn a player dies, this counter will go up by one. Each turn that passes which doesn't have any players die in it, the counter will go down by one. At zero, everybody dies instantly from Null Nevermore getting irritated and nuking the island))
MEGABATTLEIRA SMASH JOHNATHAN!
And throws the grenade at the skeleton mage because he utterly lacks glorious muscles.
Top speed, squashies anyone in combat with eachother. Use Targeting to Drive Better.
Break into flabort's tank and hide inside it. Run across the map if I have to.
Try to remain inconspicuous, and if I see a good opportunity using future vision, steal a kill from someone else.
Use my minigun to throw some... whatever tier five loot throws, in the direction of Ferdinando and Mage Guy.
Holy hand grenade the biggest clump if people I can! Stab the survivors to death.
Slash Flaborts throat with the spike!
Generate a portal to Mongol World!
Catch up and get my stuff back
SUPERINIT:
Genghis Khan(1+3(SPD)=4)
Ira(5-6(SPD)+2(BERSERK)=1)
Johnathan the Invincible(5-6(SPD)=-1)
Lilia(3+3(SPD)=6)
Bird(2+4(SPD)=6)
Wu Wo-Lin(6+1(SPD)=7)
Scyrothe(5+1(SPD)=6)
The Exterminator(3+6(SPD)=9)
The Roach(1+6(SPD)-2(AGH)=5)
Flashyn(4)
Flabort(2-4(SPD)=-2)
((I think that's everybody... missed flabort and didn't notice until I wrote much of the turn.)
The Exterminator dashes off! (1+6(SPD)=7) Moving slightly slower than normal, he dashes... to Flabort's Piglet! (2+6(DEX)=8) Ahoy, Flabort! A scoundrel be a-boarding yer vessel! And succeeding, at that!
Next up...
Wu Wo-Lin! Master of the minigun and the Way of the Starved Loli! Plus DAKKA! (3+1(TRG)-1(RANGE)=3 vs. 6-6(DEX)-3(STRANGLED)=-3 and 1-3(DEX)=-2) ((3,2,2)=7 vs. 1-1(BAD_DODGE)+6(TGH)=6)) Minigun bullets pepper Ferdinado Alino... and scratch his skin. ((1,3,2)=6 vs. 6-2(TGH)=4) Mage Guy gets more of the bullets, nicking him and actually causing pain. (-2 to dodge for the remainder of this turn, -1 for the next)
Then
Scyrothe, Lilia, and Ira's bird all act at once. Scyrothe gets a vision! (3+6(MND)-1=8) (foresight of death, will attempt to make a kill steal on any players that die later this turn within his range)
Lilia versus bird. Go. (2+1(TRG)=3 vs. 4+3(DEX)=7) Lilia misses. Unsurprisingly. (3+1(TRG)=4 vs. 1+3(DEX)=4) The bird misses. Barely, but still unsurprisingly.
The Roach chases after the Exterminator! (5+6(SPD)-2(AGH)=9) And he catches up easy! (4+6(DEX)-2(AGH)=8) Ahoy, Flabort! Another scoundrel be a-boarding your vessel! Ye should defend yerself!
Flashyn (2+4(DEX)=6) be a-boarding flabort's vessel! And attacking! (1+4(TRG)=5 vs. 3-4(DEX)=-1)(-1 to TGH roll) (4-6(STR)=-2 vs. 1+2(TGH)-1(BAD_DODGE)=2) And... flabort gets yet another scratch to his skull.
Genghis Khan invokes his power! (4+6(MND)=10) (GM cruelty roll: 1) (Now the Mongols get mechs. And other cool stuff.) With a single slice of his sword, Genghis Khan cuts open a portal to Mongol World! And out comes... (player luck: 5) A few Mongol horsemen! On steampunk robot horses! (2, 3) Behold, 5 of them!
Ira (6-1(arms cut)-3(BLIND)+2(WAAAGH)=4 vs. 1+6(DEX)=7) smashes the ground next to Johnathan! SMASH! FAIL! (chaining: 5) And he throws a grenade at Flabort! (6-5(arms, blind)=1 vs. 5) Flabort masterfully drives his vehicle out of the way of the incendiary explosion that follows!
Johnathan the Invincible pulls out a grenade! The GRENADE! THE HOLY HAND GRENADE! The biggest clump seems to be Flabort's party train. (6+4(TRG)=10 vs. 4) ((... oh no))
((1, 5, 1)+5=12((you got super lucky. The damage, if you're wondering: 3d8 plus 5. Seriously. Super lucky.)) vs. 6+4(vehicle TGH)=10) In other news, Flabort's Piglet is now sporting a rather large dent in its roof.
Flabort is understandably mad about this. Ira and Johnathan the Invincible seem to be enemies. Plus attacking them has the added benefit of attacking the guy who just blew a dent in his vehicle's roof... (6+2(TRG)=8 vs. 1-1(leg)-1(chest)-6(DEX)+2(BERSERK)=-5 and 5+6(DEX)=11) Johnathan the Invincible rolls out of the way. Ira isn't nearly so agile. (-3 to the TGH roll) (5+2(SPD)=7 vs. 5+6(TGH)+2(BERSERK)-1(chest)=12) Ira... is... unaffected. And he's now on the windshield of Flabort's Party Piglet.
Meanwhile...
Steal coolrune's cool stone. Continue strangling him, and analyze the stone. Toss the key to a dog, and have it insert the key into the Thrakor box.
"Ferdinando here. Ferdinando want Mage Guy smash. You super smash Mage Guy."
Use my uber stone to obliterate this mage guy! Use my STRENGTH to clutch the stone furiously. Hopefully I don't crush it.
INIT:
Ferdinando Alino(2+3(SPD)=5)
Doggermeat(5+2(SPD)=7)
Doggameat(6+2(SPD)=8)
Doggrameat(1+2(SPD)=3)
Mage Guy(6-2(SPD)=4)
Two of Mage Guy's dogs spring to action at their master's unspoken wishes. A key... is received by one of the dogs. (4-2(MND)=2) It promptly sits down and... starts chewing on it.
Was that really a good idea?
The other dogs... (5-2(MND)=3 and 1-2(MND)=-1) one is hesitant, but quickly joins in on the fun. The other doesn't even wait. Now Mage Guy's dogs are busy playing with his key.
(3-3(TRG)=0 vs. 6-3(STRANGLING)=3)
Ferdinando Alino... would have missed. Would have. Allow me to state the rolls of what actually happened. (3-3(TRG)+4(FATE)=4 vs. 6-3(STRANGLING)=3) (5+4(FATE)=9 vs. 1-2(TGH)=-1)
((...))
WELCOME TO THE LAND OF BAD LUCK. WAT DO?
((Well that happened. At least it's a death.))
The punch, empowered by Fate Points taken from the stone, which has has its glow dim to nearly gone, broke Mage Guy in two. Dogs: poof! Key: what's left of it: poof! Combat knife: poof!
(4+3(mage guy: 3 items)+2(LOOT_LUCK)+2(STONE)=!!11!!)(tier: 7) ((rolls for loot... "well that could have been more powerful")) A sword falls from the sky and stabs into Mage Guy's corpse. The sword... it's... nah, I can't even describe how awesome it looks.
((Well... that happened.))
"Finally! A death!"
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