Turn Thirteen: DIERun over to the roach and try to tie him up in my red cape.
Steal The Exterminator's cape
((One day, Salsacookies, I am going to forget to fix your action by adding the second bolding tag to it. Then there will be a bold turn. Then pain.))
The Roach ran over to the Exterminator, who had run off to the flesh fields in pursuit of weaponry. (5+6(SPD)-2(AGH)=9) It didn't take very long, to say the least...
INIT:
The Roach(4+6(SPD)-2(AGH)=8)
The Exterminator(2+6(SPD)=8)
The Roach and
the Exterminator knew that of both of them, one had to die for the future to be defined as they wanted... so they charged each other at superspeed. Both of their plans involved the cape. DEXTERITY MATCH! (The Roach(3+6(DEX)-2(AGH)=7) vs. The Exterminator(2+6(DEX)=8)) Two masters of dexterity clashed... their near tie only broken by the Roach's injury. The Exterminator began his assault... (1+6(DEX)=7) The Roach's grip on the cape was suddenly undone, then in a matter of moments, it wrapped around the Roach's arms and tied them together. It could have been much worse.
Press all of the buttons on the thingamabob, because that doesn't require any intelligence. Then, search the forest for loot. Because I have all this fuckin' loot luck.
Run over to the guy who tied himself up, steal the Dimensional Thingy, then stab him.
((Loot luck only applies for kills and start-game stuffs. The stuff littered around... that's just normal luck.))
Both
Ferdinando Alino and
Mage Guy were in the forest. The main difference between them: Mage Guy had murder and theft on his mind. A very smart mind that was definitely capable of logic attacks.
There was some difference between them... (6-2(SPD)=4) but that was swiftly closed by Mage Guy... (4+2, 6+2, 6+2)(never mind, the dogs are just good luck.) The dogs, however, were even faster than he was... and arrived first.
INIT:
Ferdinando Alino(3+3(SPD)=6)
Dog 1(1+2(SPD)=3)
Dog 2(5+2(SPD)=7)
Dog 3(3+2(SPD)=5)
Mage Guy(6-2(SPD)-2(LATE_TO_THE_PARTY)=2)
Ferdinando Alino noted with some surprise that there was a rather fast German Shepherd running towards him! (6 vs. 2-6(DEX)=-4)(-3 to TGH roll, bad doge)((intentional typo))
(2+1(STR)=3 vs. 3+6-4(BAD_DODGE)=5) The dog impacted Ferdinando Alino's kidney. If it hadn't hit him there, he wouldn't have noticed.
Ferdinando Alino shrugged, then began to search the forest once again. (2) He'd taken everything of note from the general area... oh look puppies! But first, buttons! (luck: 6) "Hello, you have reached Thrakor 2084839475732, master of a small fraction of the Forevermore clan's nuclear arsenal, how may I be of service... wait, you're not Thrakor 34839484394032774, who are you?"
(3 and 2 vs. 4-6(DEX)=-2 and 4-6(DEX)=-2) (1+1(STR)=2 and 5+1(STR)=6 vs. 6+6(TGH)=12 and 5+6(TGH)=11) Nope, still not feeling it. Actually, Ferdinando didn't even notice that the dogs were trying(and failing) to bite him.
Mage Guy arrived, and noted with some irritation that his dogs had failed to do any damage. (3 vs. 5-6(DEX)=-1) Mage Guy weakly grabbed at the trans-dimensional communicator thingy, and was surprised to successfully grab it. Ferdinando's lazy palms let go of the device without a second thought! Now then. Stab. (1 vs. 2-6(DEX)=-4) Mage Guy flourished awkwardly with his knife... and impacted Ferdinando. Somehow. (1 vs. 5+6(TGH)=11) The knife refused to even touch Ferdinando's ridiculously compacted muscles, however.
"What did you do to my glorious muscles!"
Let's chance tactics. Let them come near and when they attack, grab them. And then pulp them. A counter attack, if you will.
The girl hits him and immediately runs away. When Ira gets muscle exhaustion by trying to move far enough to counterattack, Johnathan comes in from behind and pokes his eyes out with the spear.
The girl doesn't run too far, mind you. Just far enough to ensure Ira has no hope of catching up.
INIT:
Johnathan the Invincible(3-6(SPD)=-3)
Ira(2-6(SPD)=-4)
Lilia(2+3(SPD)=5)
Ira's Baby(last)
Lilia once again took off after
Ira, attempting to thwack him in the face. (4+1(TRG)=5 vs. 1-6(DEX)-2(DIS)=-7)(-4 to TGH) (1+3(DEX)=4 vs. 1+6(TGH)-4(BAD_DODGE)=3) Ira once again... felt... pain... it's as though the laws of reality themselves were conspiring against him! It wasn't very noteworthy, though.
Johnathan the Invincible waited for an opening...
With that, Ira took off and Lilia ran. (5-6(SPD)=-1 vs. 2+3(SPD)=5) Jonathan noted the sheer speed his minion showed, easily outrunning Ira. Then again, anybody could outrun Ira. Except him. (6+6(TGH)=12) Ira, however, was so ridiculously tough that the short sprint, however irritating... had no effect on his physique.
Johnathan decided to stab him anyway. (2+4(TRG)=6 vs. 1-6(DEX)-2(DIS)=-7)(-4 to TGH) (4+6(DEX)=10 vs. 3+6(TGH)-4(BAD_DODGE)=5) With that, the tip of Johnathan's spear exploded in front of Ira's eyes, getting shards in them.
Ira's eyes were just as fleshy as you'd expect. (blind. I will apply penalties as I believe to be appropriate.)
Ira's pet bird was finally finished growing, and with that, it cawed and swooped at Johnathan. (3+1(TRG)=4 vs. 5+6(DEX)=11) Johnathan took a step to the side. Behold a miss.
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