Turn Twelve: Nobody DiesBoth the girl and I attack Ira.
Hmph, let's target someone slower. Like this Johnathan dude stabbing my cannon. Melee pummeling activate!
INIT:
Ira(3-6(SPD)=-3)
Lilia(5+3(SPD)=8)
Johnathan the Invincible(1-6(SPD)=-5)
Johnathan's minion promptly went after Ira, as her master wanted. "Hey! Big guy! Eat this!" (6+1(TRG)=7 vs. 4-6(DEX)=-2, +3 to damage) (2+3(BAD_DODGE)+3(DEX)=8 vs. 1+6(TGH)=7) Her foot then struck Ira's chest with a ridiculously well targeted strike... only to bounce off him, only disorienting Ira a little bit. (-1 to dodge Johnathan's attack)
Ira stretched a little in respond to the attack, then went after Johnathan. (5 vs. 3+6(DEX)=9)... Ira was starting to wish he could flash step.
Johnathan the Invincible seemed to live up to his nickname. What was less known about him, however, was that he was a master of dexterity-based fighting. (3+4(TRG)=7 vs. 1-6(DEX)-1(DIS)=-6)((... +4 to damage? +5? With a difference of 13... okay, +5 to damage. This bad dodge thing should only go so far. Actually, let's make the maximum damage bonus for a bad dodge roll 4. For the sake of physics. Targeting can only get you so far...)) (1+6(DEX)+4(BAD_DODGE)=11 vs. 2+6(TGH)=8) The spear... it struck Ira's chest... and managed to cut just the right muscles, the weakest of the bunch... somehow, Ira suffered... hurt. (painful disorientation, -2 to dodge attacks next turn, -1 the turn after that)
Ira also noticed that his baby bird... was nearly fully grown. Already.
Run to The Exterminator and wave at him
The Roach (2+6(SPD)-2(AGH)=6) jogged over to the Exterminator. And waved.
Immediately start fleeing towards the flesh fields and try to find a giant tooth or something
Use the electric tools to quickly cut up some wood and form a few small tripwires (With tendrils of wood or small vines) around the forest. Not intended to set anything off, but to literally trip running people. Memorize where the tripwires are. Then, figure out what the hell a cross-dimensional transponder is.
Let loose a deafening roar that will cause the Exterminator to cower in fear.
INIT:
Ferdinando Alino(5+3(SPD)=8)
The Exterminator(4+6(SPD)=10)
Mage Guy(6-2(SPD)=4)
The Exterminator promptly took off. (5+6(SPD)=11) In an instant, he was in the flesh fields. (luck: 5) Oh look, a large tooth thing. Could even be a sword, if you looked at it right...
Ferdinando Alino (5-6(MND)=-1) faded out for a moment(saving throw: 3)... and woke up with his hands tied in some vines. The ties weren't very tough, though. (3-6(MND)=-3) He took out the "cross-dimensional transponder".... and smashed it against the forest floor. Because clearly that would be the best way to figure out what something is! (2) Muscle weakness to the rescue! The thingamabob looks undamaged.
Mage Guy... noticed that the Exterminator was already gone.
((GRAGH START DYING ALREADY!))