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[ATHATH]

Pet the dogs and play with them to give them a slight moral bonus for their next combat actions. Also, pm'd action.

[FallacyofUrist]

Spoiler: Ira (click to show/hide)

Status: Healthy as a stone. STOP LOVING MY BIRDY!

Stats:
Strength: 6
Dexterity: -6
Targeting: 0
Toughness: 6
Speed: -6
Mind: 0
Fate Points: 0
Loot Luck: 0

Stuff:
A gold goblet, covered/full of/coated in slime. It looks as though it was smashed with 8 damage into someone's head.
A small plastic bag full of peppermints.
A Star Wars battle droid. Fully functional. Has a laser rifle.
A somewhat large baby bird.
(not loot) Slightly handheld auto cannon. If he wasn't so strong, it might be a pain to use. (damage: 1d8+2) Heaviness(3).

Spoiler: The Roach (click to show/hide)

Status: Healthy, sure he'll survive. Aren't you a cutie! Yes you are!
AGH(-2 all physical rolls)

Stats:
Strength:-6
Dexterity:6
Targeting:-6
Toughness:6
Speed:6
Mind:6
Fate Points:-6
Loot Luck:-6

Stuff:
Nothing.

Spoiler: Mage Guy (click to show/hide)

Status: Somewhat healthy. Has realized the benefits of stabbing defenseless enemies. Victory!

Stats:
Strength: -6
Dexterity: 0
Targeting: 0
Toughness: -2
Speed: -2
Mind: 4
Fate Points: 0
Loot Luck: 6

Stuff:
A combat knife.

Spoiler: The Exterminator (click to show/hide)

Status: Healthy. Has realized the full extent of his ninja powers.

Stats:
Strength: -2
Dexterity: 6
Targeting: 6
Toughness: -6
Speed: 6
Mind: -6
Fate Points: -4
Loot Luck: 0

Stuff:
A red superhero cape. Not worn.

Coolrune and Whisperling are in!

Spoiler: Ferdinando Alino (click to show/hide)

Status: Healthy, interested in his weapon... realizes it uses dexterity...

Stats(you get no points to start with. If you want points, remove some from your stats, taking them into the negative. The most you can go on any stat is 6(positive or negative). Each point in the first 6 stats is a +1 to the relative roll. Every negative point in the first 6 stats is a -1 to the relative roll.)
Strength(lifting things, carrying things, smashing things, brute force damaging things): 0
Dexterity(dodging things, acrobatic things, finesse force damaging things): -6
Targeting(with attacks, targeting things): -3
Toughness(surviving things, surviving damaging things): 6
Speed(running past things, getting good rolls on the init thing): 3
Mind(using magic things, resisting mental things): -6
Fate Points: 0
Loot Luck: 6

Stuff:
A crystal tipped spear.

Spoiler: Johnathan the Invincible (click to show/hide)

Status: Healthy. Wondering what that little girl minion of his can do.

Stats:
Strength: -6
Dexterity: +6
Targeting: +4
Toughness: +6
Speed: -6
Mind: -6
Fate Points: -1
Loot Luck: +3

Stuff:
A little girl with padded gloves.

As always, yell at me if you see anything wrong.

[AoshimaMichio]

"Do not touch my chicks!"

If Roach is at melee distance: splash contents of the chalice at the Roach and then crush his head like a rotten melon.
If Roach is not at melee distance:  Shoot him.
Battle droid keeps shooting republic scum.

[Coolrune206]

Pass the spear to the guy with the weird little girl. Tip my fedora at him, then run the hell away towards the tree line. Do not emerge from the forest.

[Whisperling]

Accept the spear and thank Fernando heartily. Ask the little girl what she can do.

Then go and stab Mage Guy. Sing loud songs and generally deafen myself so I can't hear any attempts at logic attacking.

[heydude6]

Can I have a location update?

[FallacyofUrist]

Everybody but Mage Guy is in the center. Mage Guy is in the forest.

[Salsacookies]

Pat Ira on the head

[heydude6]

Climb up a tree and hide in the leaves

[Terrahex]

(I think I'm goind to withdraw from this game, guys.  Thanks, Urist!)

[heydude6]

New Action: steal Terrahex's loot.

[FallacyofUrist]

(I think I'm goind to withdraw from this game, guys.  Thanks, Urist!)

((You're kinda... already dead.))
((No problem.))
((Now then... I'm going to start on a turn.))

[FallacyofUrist]

Turn Ten: Various Nonsense, Lilia Three

"Do not touch my chicks!"
If Roach is at melee distance: splash contents of the chalice at the Roach and then crush his head like a rotten melon.
If Roach is not at melee distance:  Shoot him.
Battle droid keeps shooting republic scum.

((Chick, really.))

Pass the spear to the guy with the weird little girl. Tip my fedora at him, then run the hell away towards the tree line. Do not emerge from the forest.

Accept the spear and thank Fernando heartily. Ask the little girl what she can do.
Then go and stab Mage Guy. Sing loud songs and generally deafen myself so I can't hear any attempts at logic attacking.

Pat Ira on the head

New Action: steal Terrahex's loot.

INIT:
Ira(6-6(SPD)=0)
The Roach(4+6(SPD)-2(AGH)=8)
The Exterminator(1+6(SPD)=7)
Ferdinando(5+3(SPD)=8)
Johnathan the Invincible(2-6(SPD)=-4)
Lilia(1+3(SPD)=4)
Battle Droid(1)

Staring abounds. Then the Roach flash steps, less quickly than before, but still...  (1-6(TRG)-2(AGH)=-7 vs. 6-6(DEX)=0) The Roach finds himself patting himself on his head. Somehow.

Meanwhile... Ferdinando Alino ditches his crystal-tipped spear, lobbing it over to Johnathan the Invincible, then runs away, to the forest... (1+3(SPD)=4) He makes it quite a bit through the forest, now in the midst of it...

The Exterminator is the next to run into the forest. (5+6(SPD)=11) Well, run is a rather weak word... teleporting to Terrahex's corpse's location is a better way of saying it. Useless(uses STR) metal club acquired. Actually, he's not at the forest, he's at the location of Terrahex's corpse: the hills. Oh look, there's Mage Guy! (ATHATH: 4-2(SPD)=2)(you got to move first, but you failed to execute your secret action)

Johnathan inquires "What do you do?". The little girl responds with violence. (Battle Droid) She runs off towards Ira's battle droid... (5+1(TRG)=6 vs. 3-3(DEX)=0) (+2 to damage due to rather poor dodge roll) (3+2(BAD_DODGE)+3(DEX)=8 vs. 5-2(TGH)=3) WHAT.

Ira's battle droid is punted into the ground. Battle droid cancels shoot Republic scum: interrupted by little girl. (temporarily disabled, roll MND to work next turn, skip this turn's action, also -2 to dodge for the remainder of this turn, plus the same next turn if fail to act)

Ira doesn't notice this. He's more focused on the fact that the Roach must DIE! (3 vs. 5+6(DEX)-2(AGH)=9) What's left of the slime in his goblet gauntlet is promptly splashed at the Roach. Miss, unsurprisingly. (chain attack: 2) Ira is unable to make his attacks flow. So he stops with that.

Johnathan the Invincible shrugs, then walks off towards the hills. (5-6(SPD)=-1) Actually, he stops and whimpers due to muscle exhaustion.

Pet the dogs and play with them to give them a slight moral bonus for their next combat actions. Also, pm'd action.

Secret.

Mage Guy pets his dogs a little. They look at him expectantly. Oh right, there's that guy, the Exterminator. He looks rather hard to kill, however. Mage Guy tries to walk off towards the forest... but stops due to exhaustion.

[Coolrune206]

Search the forest for structures, loot, or basically anything. If I encounter someone, run the hell away.

[Salsacookies]

Stand there and shrug