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[FallacyofUrist]

((Logic attacks will likely fail unless you have a rather high advantage in your roll. This is to prevent high-mind characters from just brainwashing everybody by talking.))

Turn Four: More Sniping, More Ninja Arts

Desperately clutch to my life. Use my magical dancing abilities to dance in a regenerative manner!

((Please don't kill meeeeeeee....))

(GM pity: 2) Alyss Beckinsworth dances. She dances some more. She feels happy with your life. She feels satisfied. She feels your guts fall out of your body. She feels that you have died. She is dead.

"My beautiful muscles even bend reality in my favour! Come, let's train together!"

Eat another peppermint! More shooting! Primarily kill stealers, but anyone who's close enough.

Yeah.... Im going to get out of this madness for now.

Onward to the desert to search for more loot!

((In the future, bold your actions. For my sake.))

Another peppermint eaten. Minty and ooh what's this!
(3+1(Alyss had one item)=4)(Tier: 0, Mundane Items) There is a humanoid... robot standing beside you. Null seems to be nodding... "Oh, standard model battle droid! Near useless in combat! How did that get in this universe anyway?"

"What is your wish, my master?"

Ira thinks on the matter, then takes aim with his auto cannon. (Terrahex)

INIT:
Terrahex(1+3=4)
Ira(1-6=-5)

Ira noticed that Terrahex, his new target, had already walked off into the desert. (6+3(SPD)=9)... and she was far off into it, perhaps to the rim. (6-2(even more long range)=4 vs. 3+5(DEX)=8)

Terrahex (luck: 5) had found a nice metal fragment embedded in the ground, a good bludgeon. Absentmindedly, she took a step to the left, dodging a rather potent projectile that passed her. Metal bludgeon acquired.

Nice! Steal the mage's knife and stab him with it.

Alright... kick Mage Guy in the face! Also, move so that Mage guy is between me and Ira.
((I know I'll be suffering super slow initiative this turn, but... :/))

Convince the two people attacking me to attack each other instead (opposed Mind checks?), then hop on the backwards-bike. If I still have the knife, use the bike to charge at Somebody and stab him. If I don't have it, use the backwards-bike to run away from the battle (NOT back to the center).

INIT:
The Roach(2+6(SPD)=8)
Somebody(5-6(SPD)=-1)
Mage Guy(3-2=1)

The Roach flash stepped once again, aiming to disarm Mage Guy of his knife. (5-6(TRG)=-1 vs. 4-1(ache)=3) Mage Guy noticed that his knife was missing from his hand. Along with his wizard hat, which seemed to have been stomped into the ground at the speed of sound. Wait, no. Reality reasserted itself. He still had his knife. And his wizard hat.

Mage Guy decided to attempt logic and reason. ((against bay 12?)) (3+4(MND)=7 vs. 1+6(MND)=7 and 1+2(MND)=3) "You two... don't you realize that I'm no threat? It would make so much more sense for you two to attack each other... The Roach simply did a very simple action to counter this logic: ignoring him. Somebody, however... was swayed! Somewhat!

Mage Guy DEX(4)... Mage Guy suddenly leaps atop the backwards bike, and rides it, backwards, away! (common sense: yes) Mage Guy rides not towards the flesh fields, but to the northern forest! (2+2(bike SPD)=4) And he's at the edge of the forest, nearly in it.

Somebody was swayed by Mage Guy's argument, completely ignoring the fact that Mage Guy was getting away with his bike. (2 vs. 1+6(DEX)=7) The Roach flash stepped. Well... that failed.
~~~

And lo, Mark was abducted from his apartment by Null Nevermore and was promptly dropped in the center.

(3+2(loot luck stat)=5)(tier: 1)

And he was holding a rather large feather for some reason.

[Coolrune206]

((New Character sheet time... let's see how crazy I can get.))

Spoiler: Ferdinando Alino (click to show/hide)

Name: Ferdinando Alino
Appearance/Gender/Backstory/Age/Fluff(optional): Ferdinando Alino is a man of hispanic heritage. He is never seen out of a Napoleonic style hat. He is moderately aged, somewhere around 30-40, and is in pretty normal physical condition. The only problem with him is his complete lack of reaction time. He takes a long time to react to anything.

Stats(you get no points to start with. If you want points, remove some from your stats, taking them into the negative. The most you can go on any stat is 6(positive or negative). Each point in the first 6 stats is a +1 to the relative roll. Every negative point in the first 6 stats is a -1 to the relative roll.)
Strength(lifting things, carrying things, smashing things, brute force damaging things): 0
Dexterity(dodging things, acrobatic things, finesse force damaging things): -6
Targeting(with attacks, targeting things): -3
Toughness(surviving things, surviving damaging things): 6
Speed(running past things, getting good rolls on the init thing): 3
Mind(using magic things, resisting mental things): -6
Fate Points: 0
Loot Luck: 6

[FallacyofUrist]

Spoiler: Ira (click to show/hide)

Status: Healthy as a stone. Missed.

Stats:
Strength: 6
Dexterity: -6
Targeting: 0
Toughness: 6
Speed: -6
Mind: 0
Fate Points: 0
Loot Luck: 0

Stuff:
A gold goblet, covered/full of/coated in slime. It looks as though it was smashed with 8 damage into someone's head.
A small plastic bag full of peppermints.
A Star Wars battle droid.
(not loot) Slightly handheld auto cannon. If he wasn't so strong, it might be a pain to use. (damage: 1d8+2) Heaviness(3).

Spoiler: The Roach (click to show/hide)

Status: Healthy, sure he'll survive. Irritated about his lack of targeting abilities.

Stats:
Strength:-6
Dexterity:6
Targeting:-6
Toughness:6
Speed:6
Mind:6
Fate Points:-6
Loot Luck:-6

Stuff:
-6 Fate Points(may be used by the GM at any time).

Spoiler: Somebody (click to show/hide)

Status: Healthy. Noticed that his bike has been stolen.

Stats(you get no points to start with. If you want points, remove some from your stats, taking them into the negative. The most you can go on any stat is 6(positive or negative). Each point in the first 6 stats is a +1 to the relative roll. Every negative point in the first 6 stats is a -1 to the relative roll.)
Strength(lifting things, carrying things, smashing things, brute force damaging things): 2
Dexterity(dodging things, acrobatic things, finesse force damaging things): 2
Targeting(with attacks, targeting things): 0
Toughness(surviving things, surviving damaging things): 0
Speed(running past things, getting good rolls on the init thing): -6
Mind(using magic things, resisting mental things): 2
Fate Points(any point you assign in this confers a single use +1 bonus to any action of your choice, may be used at any time. If you take it into the negative, the GM gets Anti-Fate Points to use on you at any time.): 0
Loot Luck(Every 3 points in this increases all your Loot Tier rolls by one. If you take it to the negative... you get the idea, right? You can only add or take away from this in threes. To prevent free points.): 0

Stuff:
Nothing of note.

Spoiler: Mage Guy (click to show/hide)

Status: Somewhat healthy. Aching and paining. Joyful yet miserable.

Stats:
Strength: -6
Dexterity: 0
Targeting: 0
Toughness: -2
Speed: -2
Mind: 4
Fate Points: 0
Loot Luck: 6

Stuff:
(not your loot) A bicycle that can only be ridden backwards.
A combat knife.

Spoiler: Terrahex (click to show/hide)

Status: Healthy, demonstrating her nimbleness yet again...

Strength: +3
Dexterity: +5
Targeting: +1
Toughness: -6
Speed: +3
Mind: -6
Fate Points: 0
Loot Luck: 0

Stuff:
A lockpick. May be used as an improvised melee stabbing weapon(-2 to DEX damage, then)
(not loot) A metal bludgeon(uses STR for damage).

Spoiler: Mark (click to show/hide)

Status: Healthy. Confused.

Stats:
Strength: -6
Dexterity: 2
Targeting: 0
Toughness: 2
Speed: 0
Mind: 2
Fate Points: -6
Loot Luck: +6

Stuff:
A rather large feather.
-6 Fate Points.

[Salsacookies]

Run after Mage Guy, and stick my hand in the wheel to stop him in his tracks.

[Terrahex]

Run after Mage Guy, and stick my hand in the wheel to stop him in his tracks.

That sounds like it would hurt.

Well at least the metal thing is usable. Probably a spike at one point. I think I'll head east to the forest looking for some to bat over the head. Gotta gets me some more stuffs.

[AoshimaMichio]

"Command: Kill people who are not as strong as I am."
Order given. Attack the newcomer. Depending how close he is, either by bashing the goblet into his mouth or shooting him in back.


((Where are everybody? I have lost track who's where, what's where in relation to everything and it is only fourth turn.))

[FallacyofUrist]

((Let's see... you and Mark are in the center, Terrahex is in the desert, Mage Guy is almost in the forest, at the edge of the hills, and Somebody and the Roach are in the hills.))

[ATHATH]

Pray to the god of Luck that my next attack will kill the Roach. Kill the Roach with a knife-charge-ambush.

[darkpaladin109]

Try writing something on the ground with the feather.

[FallacyofUrist]

Turn Five: Advice to New Players: Targeting Rocks

"Command: Kill people who are not as strong as I am."
Order given. Attack the newcomer. Depending how close he is, either by bashing the goblet into his mouth or shooting him in back.

Try writing something on the ground with the feather.

INIT:
Ira(1-6=-5)
Droid(6)
Mark(1)

"Roger roger!" The battle droid raised its laser rifle and fired a shot at Mark. (4+1(TRG)=5 vs. 1+2(DEX)=3) (4+1(TRG(the droid's dexterity is not his TRG, but it made sense in this case to say that the droid dealt damage via targeting, seeing as flesh-and-blood dexterity... isn't a factor in how it aims, compared to a human.))=5 vs. 6+2(TGH)=8) The laser bolt hit Mark in the chest, scorching his t-shirt slightly but otherwise leaving him unharmed. Somehow.

Mark promptly bent down to the ground and tried to inscribe something into the earth(?) using his feather... although it did seem to have a somewhat sharp point, his inscriptions were not doing anything.

Ira decided to pulverize Mark. Simple as that. True as toasted toads. (1 vs. 4+2(DEX)=6) But first: stretches. Maybe someday Ira would improve his dexterity... some day. Ira promptly did his useless stretches, eating up the rest of his time this turn.

Run after Mage Guy, and stick my hand in the wheel to stop him in his tracks.

That sounds like it would hurt.

Well at least the metal thing is usable. Probably a spike at one point. I think I'll head east to the forest looking for some to bat over the head. Gotta gets me some more stuffs.

(1+3(SPD)=4) Terrahex waltzed into the forest. Ba-bam. Any moment now...

Run after Mage Guy, and stick my hand in the wheel to stop him in his tracks.

Pray to the god of Luck that my next attack will kill the Roach. Kill the Roach with a knife-charge-ambush.

Go to the forest.

INIT:
The Roach(6+6(SPD)=12)
Somebody(1-6(SPD)=-5)
(5(dexterity)) Mage Guy(1+2(SPD)=3)

Suddenly the Roach blurred in a flash step that would have made any soul reaper jealous. (2-6(TRG)=-4 vs. 4) The Roach promptly did a victory dance for reaching Mage Guy. Unsurprisingly, this did not trip Mage Guy whatsoever.

Mage Guy chanted a small prayer under his breath asking for the god of Luck to aid him for the action of killing the Roach. Time stopped. Oh, Null. "Well. Which god or goddess of luck would you like to speak to? I've got... oh, several hundred in my collection, a third of those being in my sword. Luck gods and goddesses are some of the more common ones..." Mage Guy paused, speechless... "Oh wait. None of them have any power here. Only I have power(true power) here, anyway. So the question is, should I bend fate itself to smite down the Roach? Make your attempt, foolish mage." Time restarted.

Mage Guy took the time to dismount his bike, taking advantage of the Roach's victory dancing. Then stab. (2 vs. 5+6(DEX)=11) The Roach promptly backflipped. Knife strike- past him. By a mile.

Time stopped again. "What? Why would I bend fate to let you hit a man you had no chance of killing?" Time started again.

Somebody entered the forest, (6-6(SPD)=0) wait no, he staggered a few steps towards the forest.

Terrahex watched from a distance, ready to strike at the warring contestants.

[Coolrune206]

((Am I in the game with Ferdinando?))

[FallacyofUrist]

Can't do that. Loot lock caps at 6

This says it all. Not yet... once you fix your character, you'll be in the waitlist.

[Coolrune206]

Fix'd

[FallacyofUrist]

Spoiler: Ira (click to show/hide)

Status: Healthy as a stone. Missed. Happy about his worthless minion.

Stats:
Strength: 6
Dexterity: -6
Targeting: 0
Toughness: 6
Speed: -6
Mind: 0
Fate Points: 0
Loot Luck: 0

Stuff:
A gold goblet, covered/full of/coated in slime. It looks as though it was smashed with 8 damage into someone's head.
A small plastic bag full of peppermints.
A Star Wars battle droid.
(not loot) Slightly handheld auto cannon. If he wasn't so strong, it might be a pain to use. (damage: 1d8+2) Heaviness(3).

Spoiler: The Roach (click to show/hide)

Status: Healthy, sure he'll survive. Victory dance!

Stats:
Strength:-6
Dexterity:6
Targeting:-6
Toughness:6
Speed:6
Mind:6
Fate Points:-6
Loot Luck:-6

Stuff:
-6 Fate Points(may be used by the GM at any time).

Spoiler: Somebody (click to show/hide)

Status: Healthy. TIRED.

Stats(you get no points to start with. If you want points, remove some from your stats, taking them into the negative. The most you can go on any stat is 6(positive or negative). Each point in the first 6 stats is a +1 to the relative roll. Every negative point in the first 6 stats is a -1 to the relative roll.)
Strength(lifting things, carrying things, smashing things, brute force damaging things): 2
Dexterity(dodging things, acrobatic things, finesse force damaging things): 2
Targeting(with attacks, targeting things): 0
Toughness(surviving things, surviving damaging things): 0
Speed(running past things, getting good rolls on the init thing): -6
Mind(using magic things, resisting mental things): 2
Fate Points(any point you assign in this confers a single use +1 bonus to any action of your choice, may be used at any time. If you take it into the negative, the GM gets Anti-Fate Points to use on you at any time.): 0
Loot Luck(Every 3 points in this increases all your Loot Tier rolls by one. If you take it to the negative... you get the idea, right? You can only add or take away from this in threes. To prevent free points.): 0

Stuff:
Nothing of note.

Spoiler: Mage Guy (click to show/hide)

Status: Somewhat healthy. In awe of the Roach's invulnerability.

Stats:
Strength: -6
Dexterity: 0
Targeting: 0
Toughness: -2
Speed: -2
Mind: 4
Fate Points: 0
Loot Luck: 6

Stuff:
(not your loot) A bicycle that can only be ridden backwards.
A combat knife.

Spoiler: Terrahex (click to show/hide)

Status: Healthy, sighting prey in the forest...

Strength: +3
Dexterity: +5
Targeting: +1
Toughness: -6
Speed: +3
Mind: -6
Fate Points: 0
Loot Luck: 0

Stuff:
A lockpick. May be used as an improvised melee stabbing weapon(-2 to DEX damage, then)
(not loot) A metal bludgeon(uses STR for damage).

Spoiler: Mark (click to show/hide)

Status: Healthy. Irritated over his shirt and his useless(not really) loot.

Stats:
Strength: -6
Dexterity: 2
Targeting: 0
Toughness: 2
Speed: 0
Mind: 2
Fate Points: -6
Loot Luck: +6

Stuff:
A rather large feather.
-6 Fate Points.

As always, yell at me if you see anything wrong.

[heydude6]

ninjaed

Is my new guy on the waitlist?