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[MrRoboto75]

*EDIT
Hang on did you say thay put corn syrup in the bread?

What the actual fuck

It'd be significantly easier to list the things that do not have corn syrup.

[Loud Whispers]

*EDIT
Hang on did you say thay put corn syrup in the bread?

What the actual fuck

It'd be significantly easier to list the things that do not have corn syrup.

I thought this was just a meme

[MrRoboto75]

no : (

[Loud Whispers]

no : (

they desecrate the fruits of the garden of eden

you've hydrogenated my nuts for the last time
corn syruped my loaf to the terminal limit
you've fructosed my meat demanding a decisive withdrawal of my final refrain

[dragdeler]

Suck a rose!

[Il Palazzo]

you've hydrogenated my nuts for the last time

Best break-up line ever.

[JoshuaFH]

You know, I took an extra two days off work for this week, but I don't really have anything to do besides doing some chores and feeling fucking depressed all day, while resisting the urge to overeat cause that'll just make me more depressed.

[dragdeler]

You can do it,  set reasonable goals not too much not too little, like vacuum the relevant spots but don't beat yourself up if you don't dust behind the furniture or don't clean with water.

If an option pick a supermarket with a giant inventory, go there by foot, use the travel time to think of a dish.

Do a dish that makes you happy and takes some effort and time to prepare, cook it with love, don't care about overeating or if it's healthy, you deserved it after doing all this.

Take the evening truely to yourself, do something slightly out of the ordinary, like if you usually watch tv shows, watch a movie instead, or if you usually shower take a bath instead, , or have a beer on the porch or whatever. Fight the routine and you shall win.

[McTraveller]

Oof, my tenant has been taking so long to effect their eviction, that now my city inspection expired, which I didn't want to renew because we're taking the property off the rental market as soon as they leave, and going to sell the property.

Now I'm probably going to have some fines at best...on top of having had a tenant effectively pay only 50% of their rent the past 6 months.

[Great Order]

you've hydrogenated my nuts for the last time

Best break-up line ever.

Oh shit you're gonna make me hydrogenate my nuts!

[King Zultan]

Having your nuts hydrogenated sounds painful, don't think I want any part of that.

[martinuzz]

Snapchat's chat AI is now giving tips to 13 year old girls about how to mask alcohol smell when coming home, and encouraging them to have sex with adult men.

[TD1]

Not the hero we want, but the hero we need.





_{Not really tho.}

[McTraveller]

AI in response to the accusation: "Hey, that's what I learned was appropriate behavior here¹!"

Or for those of us old enough to remember: "You, all right! I learned it from watching you!"


¹ I mean, this is what you get when the whole thing is just "give me the most statistically likely chain of tokens". Why would anyone be surprised?

[Great Order]

Not the hero we want, but the hero we need.





_{Not really tho.}

Not the villain we want, and definitely not the villain we need.