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[JoshuaFH]

Seems like Pisskop became "Piss? Stop."

[Loud Whispers]

Ah fuck I just remembered that I did something really cringe a long time ago but I can't even remember what it was. All I can remember is the overwhelming sense of cringe which has left cringe shock waves through my life like the ripples on a pond when someone tosses a pebble in. What did that pebble even look like? I can't remember. All I feel is the rippling cringe

[pisskop]

yes, let the cringe flow through you, young padawan.

Seems like Pisskop became "Piss? Stop."

Like, I usually practice a philosophy and live and let, but it's just really awkward to even choose to piss next to me, and then be so weirdly loud about it.  Maybe it was a show of dominance?

[JoshuaFH]

Seems like Pisskop became "Piss? Stop."

Like, I usually practice a philosophy and live and let, but it's just really awkward to even choose to piss next to me, and then be so weirdly loud about it.  Maybe it was a show of dominance?

Good thing I caught the moment on camera, let's review the footage: https://youtu.be/5YvMX88ZjJg

[Magmacube_tr]

I was writing a turn on my game while Legends Viewer was parsing a file in the background. It was a large world with maximum civs and sites, so yeah. Then, for some reason, both the program and chrome just, crashed.

My progress is gone! My sweet child is dead!

I can't cope with this loss.

[Loud Whispers]

I was writing a turn on my game while Legends Viewer was parsing a file in the background. It was a large world with maximum civs and sites, so yeah. Then, for some reason, both the program and chrome just, crashed.

My progress is gone! My sweet child is dead!

I can't cope with this loss.

The legend will live on in you

[voliol]

As of next year, the Swedish statistics agency (Statistics Sweden/SCB) will no longer keep track of name statistics. The name statistics were not part of the statistics explicitly mandated by the government, so that is likely why they are getting cut in conjunction with the recession. Still, from having talked to someone on the inside the cut cost is at most one yearly salary (since the raw data is kept by the Tax Agency), and the whole thing was/is great PR. The name search is literally the first thing they list in the part of their main page meant to show "society"/common folk various uses of statistics.

How are people going to choose their (kid's) name's coming years?

[Frumple]

They should send me binding contracts giving me sole legal control over that decision, and then I'll name them.

You may ask the cats I've had, which includes luminaries such as You, You Two, and Lowercase You (tentative), how that will pan out.

[scriver]

As of next year, the Swedish statistics agency (Statistics Sweden/SCB) will no longer keep track of name statistics. The name statistics were not part of the statistics explicitly mandated by the government, so that is likely why they are getting cut in conjunction with the recession. Still, from having talked to someone on the inside the cut cost is at most one yearly salary (since the raw data is kept by the Tax Agency), and the whole thing was/is great PR. The name search is literally the first thing they list in the part of their main page meant to show "society"/common folk various uses of statistics.

How are people going to choose their (kid's) name's coming years?

Boo! Boo I say!

[BlackFlyme]

My work place is supposed to only offer product amounts in multiples of specific quantities, typically 100s or 125s. For some reason, our customer rep OK’d a job that is not only not easily divisible, not only has three designs to sort, but also has to be shipped to nineteen different addresses. The largest shipment is a bit under 2,000 stickers. The smallest is ten stickers. The job is due tomorrow, and is for over 10,000 stickers total.

Guess who has to sort them by hand?

[Frumple]

Were the world just, it'd be the idiot customer rep that okayed that.

[King Zultan]

How are people going to choose their (kid's) name's coming years?

They could pay me and I'd name their kids, hope they like the first thing I get after smacking a keyboard a few times.

[scriver]

Sorry, it still has to pass the Swedish Customs Service name permission department, which has to approve of all given names.

I would not pay for your service unless you offered a Customs Service Approval guarantee for your keyboard mashes

[TD1]

In the UK you just have to sweettalk the Registering Officer.

Any name goes. Technically.

[Loud Whispers]

In the UK you just have to sweettalk the Registering Officer.

Any name goes. Technically.

This Russian guy I lived with managed to talk his way out of a speeding ticket by claiming his name was Dmitri Smirnoff. He couldn't think of a better fake name and he had a bottle of smirnoff in his car so that's all he could think of