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[Great Order]

Can confirm, my house has soft water and I'm so unmanly I'm actively rejecting my body's state.

[MrRoboto75]

After a nice glass of hard water I had an erection lasting longer than four hours, please send help.

[Great Order]

Ah, you need to pop it like a balloon.

[Frumple]

Throwing an angry kitten at it sounds like animal cruelty, though.

[Kagus]

The resident jackass in a discord community I'm a member of has taken it upon himself to inform the assembled public that flossing does not positively contribute to dental health, according to this 40-minute special he saw today.

It's too late at night for me to be watching something that long in order to figure out what the actual arguments being made are (and which studies are apparently being referenced); and by the time I do get around to it, the topic will have completely drowned in the history of passing chatter.

So now I've just gotta sit here with the big ol' (X) Doubt, and just keep my trap shut.

[MrRoboto75]

Tbf how would a silly dance help my teeth?

[hector13]

I’d just ignore him, chances are if he believes stuff in 40 minute specials he won’t last long.

[King Zultan]

Who needs to floss when you can just hammer your teeth clean!

[Great Order]

I'm turning a bit... nostalgic. But also for a childhood I didn't have. Both at the same time, I guess.

I'm missing how simple and spontaneous everything felt when I was younger, back before things got complicated in my life and before I developed the capacity (or will) to think about the future properly.

At the same time, I'm also feeling pretty sad I didn't get to grow up as a girl. Not unusual in trans people I gather, but still.

Makes me hope that after death you get to do it all again, just with some changes you can decide on. Don't think that's how it'll go but y'know, it'd be nice.

[hector13]

Once is enough, thank you.

Fuck me it would be horrible if we had to do this again.

[MCreeper]

Neighbor just bashing a wall with a hammer for hours, from the sound of it. He has been at it for a month now. Must have been doing it for variety, doing the same with a battery is much more efficient.

[MrRoboto75]

I'm turning a bit... nostalgic. But also for a childhood I didn't have. Both at the same time, I guess.

I'm missing how simple and spontaneous everything felt when I was younger, back before things got complicated in my life and before I developed the capacity (or will) to think about the future properly.

At the same time, I'm also feeling pretty sad I didn't get to grow up as a girl. Not unusual in trans people I gather, but still.

Makes me hope that after death you get to do it all again, just with some changes you can decide on. Don't think that's how it'll go but y'know, it'd be nice.

youth was stolen by autism, adulthood was stolen by the economy.

I wouldn't do it again, in fact yall won't let me leave early.

[Magmacube_tr]

I just remembered that climate change exists. Ugh.

[bloop_bleep]

youth was stolen by autism, adulthood was stolen by the economy.

I wouldn't do it again, in fact yall won't let me leave early.

Throw it all away and become a labor activist radical?

[Magmacube_tr]

I got a new phone yesterday.

These new controls are foreign and they annoy me to no end.

Yes I am wrote this with it.