It's, uh. Actually fairly easy to hammer a nail with a scalpel, though. Just make sure you cap off the blade and hit with the other end of it, which is usually flat, larger than a nail head, and pretty sturdy.
Hammer a nail with a noodle might work better, especially since it adds alliteration and that's always an improvement.
If you start examining the literal truth of every metaphor you start getting possessed by Dwarven strange moods until you make it happen. Like that one guy who makes knives out of ice or pasta, I'm sure a Dwarf with enough noodle would eventually find a way to hammer a nail with it
Aren't the rules of Dark Heresy super simple compared to 5e? IIRC, isn't it just a percentile die game like WFRP, where you can pretty much improvise the rules? Shouldn't be much of an effort to read or just skim through them.
Pretty much. It's got a better skill system for doing things which don't involve combat, it doesn't suffer from HP bloat at higher levels, and it's got a much simpler magic system which doesn't render all other characters obsolete. It's got a d100 system instead of d20 but it's all essentially the same percentile dice system, nothing as fine as a 3d6 or 2d10 or may Jesus forgive me for even writing it, a 1d12+1d8 system
You have people that won't read the PHB? What a nightmare. I've had to deal with someone similar who pretty much demanded that either I (the DM) or the friend that introduced him make his character for him. I did a happy dance when he decided not to play.
Yeah, and I am outnumbered greatly on that front. I have one player who reads_fucking_everything, even the background lore published by companies or myself and 1 other occasionally write. The rest just coast through and ignore that one player who reads everything whenever he complains they're getting rules wrong
Step 1 of wanting to play D&D is actually wanting to play D&D. Always disliked that people wanted to be part of a social event but didn't want to play. They're just a distraction.
I'm now locked at an impasse with three of them who maintain that bad games is better than no games. But I keep telling them if we weren't wasting hours of our precious few times when all of us are free on a game no one is having fun with, we could be doing literally anything else. I feel like I'm morphing into some Jack Chick tract where my friends have been consumed by satanic molemen of laziness where they can no longer imagine a better night out than arguing for three hours over the morality of working for Professor Killgore or Duke Stardust when all of them possess the power to delete anyone in setting from existence with a single action. The end is nigh! Rapture is coming!