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[McTraveller]

Friend leans all their weight on the arm rest in the passenger side door of my car today. Entire thing cracks and it splits down the middle.

What brand is this, so I can know to put yet another company on my "do not consider" list?

Unless the vehicle is like 50 years old or has previously been in a crash, that's impressively shoddy materials selection, design for stress relief, and/or quality control.

[scriver]

Friend leans all their weight on the arm rest in the passenger side door of my car today. Entire thing cracks and it splits down the middle.

The entire car?

[Kagus]

Friend leans all their weight on the arm rest in the passenger side door of my car today. Entire thing cracks and it splits down the middle.

The entire car?

In awe at the size of the lad. The absolute unit.

[NullForceOmega]

As if being made to use Steam's ugly as hell new library wasn't bad enough, now the asshats at Google have finally removed classic YouTube view.  Why must shitty mobile garbage invade every aspect of my already miserable life?

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[nenjin]

Friend leans all their weight on the arm rest in the passenger side door of my car today. Entire thing cracks and it splits down the middle.

What brand is this, so I can know to put yet another company on my "do not consider" list?

Unless the vehicle is like 50 years old or has previously been in a crash, that's impressively shoddy materials selection, design for stress relief, and/or quality control.

2013 Toyota Corolla S. TBH, it does seem like a thin material. That said, I'm pretty sure they never intended a 200+ pound male to put all their weight on one corner of it. It's also been an average of 95 degrees inside my car, so maybe the heat had something to do with the material tolerance. Generally things get brittle when cold rather than hot, but plastic can behave strangely when it gets up to high temps.

[nenjin]

$600 to, yes, replace the entire door panel.

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Getting half my fucking brakes replaced is 1/3rd cheaper than that.

So begins the first chink in my car's armor. There's no fucking way I'm paying for that, and as much as I might want to, I'm not going to demand my friend pays for it.

[ChairmanPoo]

Tear off the other door for balance

[Bumber]

Build a new one out of duct tape.

[Egan_BW]

I thought of something questionable which I was going to post in the terrible jokes thread, but now I've forgotten it and feel like I might have just imagined it in the first place.

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[Eric Blank]

I thought of something questionable which I was going to post in the terrible jokes thread, but now I've forgotten it and feel like I might have just imagined it in the first place.

I've had one too, some awful pun regarding female genitals/periods, but I lost it at some point.

[Iduno]

It is a sunny day this is the best day such a great day let everybody know how tremendous this day is there is no better day this is the day that bests all days must benefit wholly from the day because when will there ever be such a great day again I can't wait to enjoy this marvellous day and under no circumstance would I would I ever miss out on this wonderful day, days like these must be cherished from START to like 63% because only the prospect of more perfect day ahead can improve this awesome day, a day so infinitely valuable that the whole universe came to existence to culminate into this absolute superlative of nop notch irreplacable days, unless the sun is past south then who gives a shit.


Heretics trapping the light of creation in this dark void my religious feeling are deeply offended, I see your longcon, a whole genesis just to let the photons sit in the rain once we achieved total enthropy - may the great spaghettimonster replace your vocal cords with your eyeballs and your eyeballs with your vocalcords - may the great spaghetti monster replace your fingers with 10 penises unable to get an erection and leave a singular annulary in the place of your genitals.

Is this Timecube?

[Naturegirl1999]

It is a sunny day this is the best day such a great day let everybody know how tremendous this day is there is no better day this is the day that bests all days must benefit wholly from the day because when will there ever be such a great day again I can't wait to enjoy this marvellous day and under no circumstance would I would I ever miss out on this wonderful day, days like these must be cherished from START to like 63% because only the prospect of more perfect day ahead can improve this awesome day, a day so infinitely valuable that the whole universe came to existence to culminate into this absolute superlative of nop notch irreplacable days, unless the sun is past south then who gives a shit.


Heretics trapping the light of creation in this dark void my religious feeling are deeply offended, I see your longcon, a whole genesis just to let the photons sit in the rain once we achieved total enthropy - may the great spaghettimonster replace your vocal cords with your eyeballs and your eyeballs with your vocalcords - may the great spaghetti monster replace your fingers with 10 penises unable to get an erection and leave a singular annulary in the place of your genitals.

Is this Timecube?

Nope, time cube talks about how the world is a cube and how grandparents can turn into babies, and how time is split in 4 sections, and other things, like cussing a lot about how the number 1 is evil...here’s a timecube website