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[Yoink]

Hahahaha, I would love to see such a guide published.   
I'm sure if it tried to be too specific and precise it would wind up offending someone or other somehow, though. Would still be a funny read.   
Especially if written in absurdly technical language whilst discussing human emotions, relationships 'n' shit.   



My Mild Upset: my eyes are kinda sore and I feel a little tired. Might be from watching too much Netflix or using my laptop in the dark, or maybe very little sleep doesn't help, either. Also there are various things I mean to post about in various emotion threads on here, but I'll probably just procrastinate on it 'til I forget they ever happened or what I meant to say.   
Also, I had a weird and interesting dream last night but failed to remember enough to make sense of it.   

[ChairmanPoo]

Hahahaha, I would love to see such a guide published.   
I'm sure if it tried to be too specific and precise it would wind up offending someone or other somehow, though. Would still be a funny read.   
Especially if written in absurdly technical language whilst discussing human emotions, relationships 'n' shit.   

Those guides do exist but they are indeed as embarrasingly stupid as you say. Back in the dorm during uni there was a guy who was a big believer on such things. He.. tended to fail spectacularly.

[Kagus]

Yeah. Ignoring the fact that there's a glut of complete bullshit out there, even a very sincere manual would be... Mostly useless.

One thing is cultural differences, but even within cultures and communities there are individuals who act completely differently from one another, and would therefore react to the same situation in highly divergent ways.

[scriver]

That only means the need a bigger manual

[Reelya]

Just use cleverbot. Type their last response into cleverbot then use cleverbot's response as the basis of your next post. Flesh it out by posting cleverbot's response into GPT-2.

[Naturegirl1999]

If you want to know how a specific human reacts, the best way to do so is to befriend them. This is often accomplished by listening to a conversation, and, when appropriate, joining in with something relevant to said conversation. If the person continues to talk, letting you stay in the conversation, you have made progress. If the person does not wish for you to join, they will ideally let you know. Unfortunately, sometimes someone will be subtle. Pay attention to tone and posture to determine if they are annoyed.

Posture tips:
If they are annoyed, their posture will be stiff, as if they are a statue.
If they are not annoyed, they will look more relaxed, flexible.

Tone tips:
If they are annoyed, their voice will be loud/higher pitched/easily separated words, (crisp sounding? Is that a description?)
If they are not annoyed, their tone will be quieter, calmer, words less separated, (blended voice?)

((Would you like more of this hypothetical Talking To And Getting To Know Humans manual

Just use cleverbot. Type their last response into cleverbot then use cleverbot's response as the basis of your next post. Flesh it out by posting cleverbot's response into GPT-2.

wrote this the part above your quote from my brain before you mentioned this, if I talk to someone I will try this

[scriver]

The Book of Love is long and boring
No one can lift the damn thing

[Naturegirl1999]

The Book of Love is long and boring
No one can lift the damn thing

That’s why there’s the Pulley of Love, a system of pulleys that opens the cover and turns pages

[scriver]

They felt the Pulley of Love between them tonight

[TamerVirus]

Pulley of Love, huh? Is that what folks are calling it nowadays?

[Il Palazzo]

You're thinking of the Piston of Love.

[TamerVirus]

Forget about all that! Inclined Plane of Love is where it's at now!

[Uthimienure]

Traction bench of ____?

[Naturegirl1999]

They felt the Pulley of Love between them tonight

It is not recommended to to acts of love near the pulley, as you and your partner might get stuck there
((I understand the innuendo but I wanted to somehow connect it to the hypothetical giant book and the pulley system for said book))

Where do you all think such a pulley-book system would be located at? A city? Rural areas? A cruise ship somewhere? If the cruise ship, the book would need to be waterproof, in case the boat sinks. Such a book would be very heavy.

You're thinking of the Piston of Love.

Ah yes, the Piston of Love presses biomass into a liquid form to power the Pulley of Love. Now the Piston of Love needs a power source.

Forget about all that! Inclined Plane of Love is where it's at now!

Traction bench of ____?

Hm...Well, people can bring biomass to the traction bench, which grinds it partway, then the resulting biomass chunks are brought down the Inclined Plane to the piston which crushes the chunks into liquid/powder, which powers the pulley which turns the pages.
(Was ninja’d alit, so I incorporated everything)

[Il Palazzo]

Mmhm, yeah girl. You had me at biomass.