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[JoshuaFH]

Must have rolled a 1 while eating ramen today. Slipped some noodles and somehow the angle was just right for the spicy soup to whip off the end of the noodle and directly into my left eye.

Cue blinding pain for 10 minutes.

You already know what you need:

"Now that my ramen is done, only one thing left to do" *Puts on noodle-eating goggles*

[Dunamisdeos]

Must have rolled a 1 while eating ramen today. Slipped some noodles and somehow the angle was just right for the spicy soup to whip off the end of the noodle and directly into my left eye.

Cue blinding pain for 10 minutes.

You already know what you need:

"Now that my ramen is done, only one thing left to do" *Puts on noodle-eating goggles*

Spoiler: Next PC Rolls for noodle (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: DM: Ok so first you pick up the ramen, then... (click to show/hide)

[Naturegirl1999]

The second gif is a bit fast, what’s happening?

[Dunamisdeos]

The second gif is a bit fast, what’s happening?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

1) Karate Chop Ramen Pack
2) Eat Dry Ramen
3) Drink boiling Water
4) Snort the Flavor Powder

[Naturegirl1999]

Thanks. Sounds dangerous

[Dunamisdeos]

Thanks. Sounds dangerous

Editor's Note: Do not actually do any of these things ever, for any reason.

[Naturegirl1999]

Thanks. Sounds dangerous

Editor's Note: Do not actually do any of these things ever, for any reason.

Duly noted

[Eric Blank]

My roommates and their friends are playing DND and doing an audio podcast. They didn't invite me, and I don't know if it's socially acceptable to ask to join, but I kinda wanna, but at the same time hanging out with these guys is really awkward because they're all really open about their sex/social lives with each other and I don't have those things and it's actually really depressing to hang around people like that and be reminded all the time. And like, I just don't really know what I want to/should do.

I wish I was a dog or something being a dog sounds so fucking easy

[Egan_BW]

Being a dog!? Hell no, being a dog would be terrible. I'd be a bird.

[hops]

It still irritates me how gutted the forum's indexing has been ever since some people asked to get their posts removed. I mean, yeah, I get their need for privacy and all but now everything is a nightmare to search.

[itisnotlogical]

Is that why clicking a post in my post history doesn't actually take me to it? I'd been wondering about that.

[smjjames]

Fuck it, The Guardian just joined the 'you must sign in/register to read' bandwagon. (yes, I know I posted the exact same thing to three 'emotion threads', I can be disappointed, WTF'd and frustrated at the same time to the same thing can't I?) Edit: of course though, I can just click 'not now', but still.........

[Kagus]

Is that why clicking a post in my post history doesn't actually take me to it? I'd been wondering about that.

Yeah, threads with deleted posts will have a fucked-up index that points to where your post would have been if the deleted posts still existed.

[TamerVirus]

It mostly affects the lookup of posts in the massive megathreads.

[dragdeler]

-.-