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[JoshuaFH]

This morning I ordered pancakes. It had been on my mind to order chocolate chip pancakes, and so when asked to order I just absentmindedly said "Chocolate Pancakes" and fuck me they brought me chocolate pancakes, made with chocolate batter, not chocolate chip pancakes like I thought I had implied well enough. I didn't even know that that was a valid item I could order, I didn't look at the menu well enough.
I knew I made a mistake, so just ate up and paid, but pancakes are a rare treat for me and I'm irrationally upset I didn't get the exact thing I wanted; and so my brain gets free license to go "well, you didn't REALLY sate your desire for chocolate chips in pancakes, that chocolate batter was a very poor substitute, so I'm going to keep nagging you about it; and I'm gonna keep bothering you over how you made a lazy mistake when ordering. Ha."

Goddamn you brain, just goddamn you.

/mildupset

[Naturegirl1999]

Isn’t it weird how you can have a conversation with your brain like it isn’t you when it totally is you?

[Magistrum]

I would like to refer you and your brain to the stoner philosophy thread.

In mildly upsetting news, it is getting hot again and people don't remember to refill the ice trays. It can't be that hard.

[Naturegirl1999]

I would like to refer you and your brain to the stoner philosophy thread.

I’ve never been stoned though

[Magistrum]

Oh, that's what we used to call the random thoughts thread, because of gatleos. Also because of Yonk. Doesn't need to involve being stoned but might involve constipation.

[Egan_BW]

Stoner philosophy is stoner philosophy whether you're stoned or not~

Random thoughts thread is nice.

[SquatchHammer]

My butt of a cat. I have to grab him to snuggle but any time my mom is around he just climbs right in the crook of her arm and kisses her.

Update.

My cat must be a Bay12 resident because this happened.

[Naturegirl1999]

Oh, that's what we used to call the random thoughts thread, because of gatleos. Also because of Yonk. Doesn't need to involve being stoned but might involve constipation.

Stoner philosophy is stoner philosophy whether you're stoned or not~

Random thoughts thread is nice.

Ok I’ll give it a look. I have random thoughts a lot

[Yoink]

I would like to refer you and your brain to the stoner philosophy thread.

I’ve never been stoned though

Well, we can easily fix that!

(Also jeez guys I have my weirdest thoughts whilst not-stoned... although sometimes when I'm pretty far gone I lose the ability to communicate in anything except for puns, so I guess that's pretty weird.)

[Kagus]

It is already Wednesday, my dudes... And this week my city is running a promotional thing where several restaurants are serving one of their signature dishes for a significantly reduced price (exactly 100 NOK, which is roughly 40-60% of the normal price for the dish, all depending). And I haven't been to a single one yet!

Fuck colds, man... And laziness/social anxiety in general.

[Yoink]

 Sounds like it's time for pre-driiiiiiiiinks~

[TD1]

Every drink is a pre-drink.

Death does not discriminate between the drunk man and the sober. It is the final barrier, before which all drinks are 'pre' and nothingness is 'after'.

*Clears throat*

Also it's kinda chilly today.

[scriver]

Do not go sober into that Good Night
Chug, Chug, Chug against the Dying of the Light

[Iduno]

The hour of departure has arrived, and we go our separate ways, I to drink, and you to teetotal. Which of these two is better only God knows.

or

On the sobriety of a friend, we should consider that the fates through confidence have devolved on us the task of a double drinking, that we have henceforth to fulfill the promise of our friend's booze also, in our own, to the world.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I wanted to do "better to live on your feet", but couldn't get "on your" to work here.

Oh, and I'm mildly upset that Yoink has a real forum avatar instead of the yellow tinypic egg.

[scriver]

Tycker du att graven är för djup
Nåväl an så ta dig då en sup
Ta dig sen dito en dito två dito tre
Så dör du nöjdare

Spoiler: hasty translation (click to show/hide)

If you find that your grave is to deep
Well then have yourself a sip
Have yourself dito one, dito two, dito three
And you'll pass happier

- Carl Michael Bellman, Fredman's songs; Song 21: Mealtime Song -- in which he reminds his guests of death, 1791

Sweden's national poet#1, everybody.

Oh, and I'm mildly upset that Yoink has a real forum avatar instead of the yellow tinypic egg.

Oh no

He actually did it

The madman

He made it happen

It's HAPPENING