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[wierd]

I just had to clean the employee bathroom MOTHER FUCKING TWICE, because one of our residents can't get it through his fucking thick assed head that he is NOT supposed to go in there and lawn-sprinkler the fuck out of our bathroom with his parkinsonian shake+Stand-to-piss routine.

I am forbidden from discussing the exact nature of his condition, but suffice to say the man does have a serious contagious illness, and that fucker still goes in there and spreads his diseased piss all over every chance he can fucking get.  (Because he is too goddamn lazy to go to his own room to use his own bathroom. Really. He's sufficiently there upstairs to know better.)

That is all.  Carry on.

[itisnotlogical]

I tried about a quarter of a cookie with baked with marijuana.

0 hours: Man, I feel really relaxed but also focused at the same time.

1 hour: I'm super tired and hungry, better eat and go to bed.

1 hour 59 minutes: i sleep

2 hours: HEE HEE HA HA HOO HOO WHY IS THIS FUNNY I CAN'T SLEEP

Thank fuck somebody was around to tell me not to eat the whole thing. Wasn't unpleasant, but not something I'm in a big hurry to do again either.

[wierd]

(Always imagines a special room in hell, filled with nothing but a giant platter of weed brownies, and an endless ewer of milk on a permanently immaculate table.)

...

(No matter how many of the weed brownies you eat, the munchies only get worse, and you get sicker and sicker.)

[Kagus]

It's only 9:50 AM and this day is already a complete non-starter. I woke up around 4 and couldn't get back to sleep. I had one energy drink yesterday around 1 PM, but that was before spending an hour at the gym later on so I figured I would have burned off the excess.

Now I'm just tired and unmotivated, and sad that I'm tired and unmotivated. Most constructive things I've done today are eat and turn on the dishwasher (after it'd been sitting half-full for a couple days... Yummy).

Took a distressingly long shower just to feel warm and less miserable.

[Arx]

Skillet's latest album is incredibly mediocre. I guess they're entitled to try and shake it up, but it really doesn't play to their strengths and it's starting to seem like they've totally lost their edge.

If I may recommend a somewhat similar but in my opinion better band, I recommend Red.

I already listen to a lot of Red! There's plenty of good music out there, I'm just a little disappointed. Only Skillet is Skillet, y'know? it's not like symphonic metal where you can't throw a stone without hitting two indistinguishable bands

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[George_Chickens]

Skillet's latest album is incredibly mediocre. I guess they're entitled to try and shake it up, but it really doesn't play to their strengths and it's starting to seem like they've totally lost their edge.

If I may recommend a somewhat similar but in my opinion better band, I recommend Red.

I already listen to a lot of Red! There's plenty of good music out there, I'm just a little disappointed. Only Skillet is Skillet, y'know? it's not like symphonic metal where you can't throw a stone without hitting two indistinguishable bands

To be fair, you could throw a stone into a Symphonic Metal sea and you probably wouldn't touch a single decent atom

[Gentlefish]

"Be careful I made these myself they're super strong"

"Pfft okay" *eats whole cookie*

*Proceeds to spend $20 on McDonalds to gorge upon*

[scourge728]

that's like 3 things from mcdonals

[hector13]

That’s like 4 decent sized meals from McDonalds.

[JoshuaFH]

That's 20 Cheese Burgers off the dollar menu.

[itisnotlogical]

Applying for jobs online be like:

DRIVER NEEDED

I need someone to pick me up at the airport and drive me to Denny's on the other side of town. Bachelor degree or better in aeronautical engineering is a must have. Two years experience MINIMUM. Pay negotiable, starts at $0.03 and some pocket lint from my jacket.

You still have a dollar menu? I thought it was like $1.50 minimum now on their bargain menu or something.

Basically, but as long as you aren't buying Big Macs or milkshakes you can still turn $20 in more food than is reasonable for a single sitting.

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[scriver]

I like fast food but Macdonalds turns my bowels into a in-guts-slip-n'-slide