See if the local international grocer sells green oil if they don't have tiger balm. Eagle brand is the one we use. Has the menthol, etc.
Turkish grocer across the street had bugger all, closest thing I could find was pure clove oil... Which, aside from a bunch of generic hand soaps and moisturizers, was the only thing with a recommended topical application. I can check the Vietnamese grocer up the way, but I think they're almost entirely food-related stuff.
On the plus side, my shoulder's gotten a lot better on its own by this point...
Do you have the.. uuuuuuuunguents? The moooooooiiiist uuuuunguents?
This is bothering me... What's this from again? It's not
The Brothers Grunt, is it?
As for the social system fuckery, I ended up actually sending a fairly snippy message asking when exactly my caseworker figured it'd be a good time to tell me that I'd been signed up for such a thing (and that the one dude went around personally snapping at anyone who hadn't signed up yet). I ended up getting a response back from not-my-caseworker saying that I'd basically just been signed up by mistake, as there was an automatic registration process that cast a fairly wide net (this also explains how a few of the people at this "work opportunity" meeting couldn't really make the time slot work because they
already had jobs), and he apologized for the mixup. He's not even the dude I have a history of being pissed at. Felt a bit guilty there.
I have no idea if he's actually taken over my account from the previous dude, or if the two times I've encountered this individual have just coincidentally been times when my primary caseworker is on vacation. Certainly wouldn't be the first time I've been dropped in someone else's lap without getting notified about it (or simply dropped off someone's lap and into a blank abyss because the only available person
hadn't finished their job training yet and so I had to wait a few weeks for her to finish her education before I could do anything), but I got the impression that my (previous?) primary caseworker likes taking vacations relatively often as well, so who knows.
All I know is that he signs text messages and has an incredibly bizarre name.