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Re: Things that made you mildly sad today thread: remove burrito edition
« Reply #4335 on: August 30, 2018, 02:46:51 pm »
You can just tell the girl you've been off the tinder app for a month, it's not like she's going to dislike you for that.
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Re: Things that made you mildly sad today thread: remove burrito edition
« Reply #4336 on: August 30, 2018, 03:02:34 pm »
Quote from: Reelya on August 30, 2018, 02:46:51 pm
You can just tell the girl you've been off the tinder app for a month, it's not like she's going to dislike you for that.
"Google how to explain an absence"
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Re: Things that made you mildly sad today thread: remove burrito edition
« Reply #4337 on: August 30, 2018, 03:37:12 pm »
"Google how to delete Tinder"
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Re: Things that made you mildly sad today thread: remove burrito edition
« Reply #4338 on: August 30, 2018, 04:52:42 pm »
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Re: Things that made you mildly sad today thread: remove burrito edition
« Reply #4339 on: August 30, 2018, 05:38:47 pm »
Belts are the solution to all the world's problems. Or go old school and use rope or somethin'. Start a new trend.
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Re: Things that made you mildly sad today thread: remove burrito edition
« Reply #4340 on: August 30, 2018, 06:50:25 pm »
But they do lash the arms shut, tighten the waist, and tidy up the neckline... though some sort of non-belt choker might work better, there. It's like tucking in your shirt, just... around the neck.
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Re: Things that made you mildly sad today thread: remove burrito edition
« Reply #4341 on: August 30, 2018, 06:51:09 pm »
Quote from: greatorder on August 30, 2018, 06:44:13 pm
Belts don't stop your T-shirts being oversized.

Sure they do. Just wear more belts. Loose in the chest? Belts. Loose around the arms? Belts. Neck hole too big? Belts.

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« Reply #4342 on: August 30, 2018, 09:12:28 pm »
Quote from: greatorder on August 30, 2018, 06:44:13 pm
Belts don't stop your T-shirts being oversized.
Just hang a brightly-coloured bandana from your back pocket and talk as obnoxiously as possible. Everyone will think you're really cool.
Note: this method may only work for t-shirts that are white or black. There is insufficient data to be certain.
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Re: Things that made you mildly sad today thread: remove burrito edition
« Reply #4343 on: August 31, 2018, 06:19:18 am »
If a belt is not enough, girdle up!
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Re: Things that made you mildly sad today thread: remove burrito edition
« Reply #4344 on: August 31, 2018, 02:10:33 pm »
There is no brandy in my new office
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Re: Things that made you mildly sad today thread: remove burrito edition
« Reply #4345 on: August 31, 2018, 02:57:54 pm »
This is why the Lord, in his infinite wisdom, invented minifridges.

So you could bring your own alcohol to work and get hammered in style.
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Re: Things that made you mildly sad today thread: remove burrito edition
« Reply #4346 on: August 31, 2018, 03:00:07 pm »
Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on August 31, 2018, 02:57:54 pm
This is why the Lord, in his infinite wisdom, invented minifridges.

So you could bring your own alcohol to work and get hammered in style.

Dear Pope:

Is this true?

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Re: Things that made you mildly sad today thread: remove burrito edition
« Reply #4347 on: August 31, 2018, 03:08:30 pm »
Brandy? In a fridge?

I'm a philistine and I'm renting the space underneath a lovely rock, but I don't think that's how you do that.
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Re: Things that made you mildly sad today thread: remove burrito edition
« Reply #4348 on: August 31, 2018, 04:01:44 pm »
I want cold things to drink.
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Re: Things that made you mildly sad today thread: remove burrito edition
« Reply #4349 on: August 31, 2018, 04:08:43 pm »
Step one: Acquire ice.
Step two: Place ice in potable liquid.

There is no step three. You're done. Cold thing to drink.
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