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[hops]

I frighten my girlfriend from time to time, as she apparently tends to forget that I live here.

Does she tend to forget you're her boyfriend too?

[Doomblade187]

I frighten my girlfriend from time to time, as she apparently tends to forget that I live here.

Don't you live in a 1-bedroom apartment?

[Yoink]

I've always been good at (almost always unintentionally) startling people by sneaking up on them.
Lately, though, I've been on the receiving end of it at least a few times. Not sure why.

[Kagus]

Does she tend to forget you're her boyfriend too?

Possibly; she keeps asking me if I'm her Kissy-kiss. Several times in a row. Even after I've answered.

Don't you live in a 1-bedroom apartment?

Yes.

She has turned around from her computer and then nearly hopped out of her chair when she sees me just... Standing somewhere. Or sitting somewhere. In much the way a serial killer might do.

[Reelya]

You should try getting some kind of mask, and a cloak without informing her. Then ... just be wearing that when she turns around. Then hiss the words "kissy kiss".

[hops]

I watched too many meme compilations and now every text I read is in Microsoft Sam's voice.

Dammit.

[scourge728]

You should try getting some kind of mask, and a cloak without informing her. Then ... just be wearing that when she turns around. Then hiss the words "kissy kiss".

+1

[Dunamisdeos]

I incidentally walk quietly as a longstanding habit. I'm also 6'4" and mildly bulky, and I'm told it's weird AF when I appear places they didn't hear me go at work.

I'm too big to be that sneaky, you see.

[Khan Boyzitbig]

I'm about the same height and also very good at moving quietly, good enough to sneak up on things looking at me, or to sneak up on a friend while jogging towards him.

[Hanslanda]

We're a bunch of big, scary, Jason Voorhees motherfuckers in here. Minus the brutal murder hopefully.

[Dunamisdeos]

Yeah, probably

[TD1]

I'm tall and silent too!
... we should make a club.

[Kagus]

I'm tall and silent too!
... we should make a club.

We don't need clubs, we can sneak up and strangle people with our bare hands.

[Hanslanda]

I'm tall and silent too!
... we should make a club.

We don't need clubs, we can sneak up and strangle people with our bare hands.

No I use a knife and a gun.

[Khan Boyzitbig]

I use crows, sure people suspect a murder happened but it doesn't raise any alarm bells.