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[martinuzz]

Haha now I am inspired to call for a contest to create the most disgusting pizza possible. Use of surströmming is not allowed, that would be cheating.

Lemme think... Pizza with sour cream, liquorice, capers and black pudding sounds about wrong

[scriver]

You have nothing on us Swedes, dear sir. May I introduce you to pickled herring pizza?

That's just a red herring to distract us from the truly horrifying herring that is Surströmming. I wonder, do they put that on pizza too?

Oh my child I have such tastes to show you

[wierd]

This time the Swedish Chef has gone too far.

[martinuzz]

I've always wanted to go for holidays to Sweden, but I am starting to have doubts now

[scriver]

The legend goes that if you eat the surströmmingspizza you get a free automatic citizenship

[martinuzz]

What's important there, does it include free healthcare to cope with the traumatic multiple organ failure?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBICUXikKqQ

[wierd]

I propose the apex unholy pizza challenge:

Swedish pickled stank fish
Spanish maggot cheese
Japanese squid ink sauce
Sliced balut
Chinese 10,000 year old egg
southern chitterlings and pigs feet


I am open to additional suggestions.

[martinuzz]

Spanish maggot cheese is nice though. I like how the maggots go pop like a ripe pimple as you gently bite them

[TamerVirus]

That cheese is illegal

[Frumple]

I propose the apex unholy pizza challenge:

Swedish pickled stank fish
Spanish maggot cheese
Japanese squid ink sauce
Sliced balut
Chinese 10,000 year old egg
southern chitterlings and pigs feet


I am open to additional suggestions.

If you're going to go pigs feet, you might as well go whole hog and just use pig's head. You can get that, too.

Your unholy pizza isn't going to be complete without a smattering of some sort of eyeball and something's dick and balls, anyway. Cow or horse is more western, I think tiger or rhino more eastern? If you're doing it, you might as well just use all of them! You could make a nice skull and crossbones topping pattern between a four set variety dong platter and the pig head.

[None]

brb uninstalling my eyeballs and related stomach dependencies

[Vector]

TFW u sneeze inside ur mask

[Frumple]

The worst part about it is you can't really use the press-above-the-lip-to-supress-sneeze trick without pulling the mask off

[Kagus]

Wait... Casu Marzu is Italian. Is there another maggot cheese I'm not familiar with?

Anyways, throw some Norwegian lye-marinated cod on as well. Smells like a ripe fart and it jiggles like jelly.