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[Egan_BW]

Well, sadness and pain are different sensations.

[TD1]

I dunno, I'm just pleased it's a haiku.

[Yoink]

I'm just glad to have inspired art.    
Also, it wouldn't really have fit if this was still the Mild Sad thread. I was definitely pretty upset for a moment there, though. Owie.   

[Iduno]

The cat on my lap just hooked a claw into my nipple whilst climbing around. Aaaaaaaauughh.   

Cats do be like that.

[Kagus]

Ever had a 20lb Maine Coon comfortably cuddled up on your uncovered thigh when suddenly the catnip drops and they're hit by The Fear, causing them to blast off in an attempt to reach low orbit?

I haven't personally, but my friend tells me it's fun.

[Dunamisdeos]

I had a 36lb Maine Coon. He was fat AF.

You could hear him waddling around upstairs, and going up and down the stairs.

[Naturegirl1999]

What are you feeding your cats to get them that heavy? I doubt that’s healthy.

[ChairmanPoo]

Mercury.

[hector13]

Processed meat, probably.

[ChairmanPoo]

Processed with mercury yes

[wierd]

So, canned tuna?

[KittyTac]

What are you feeding your cats to get them that heavy? I doubt that’s healthy.

Maine Coons are just that big.

[Yoink]

My former housemates had a fatass cat whom I believe was a maine coon.   
Not sure if she was actually supposed to be that big, but she was good at getting what she wanted and what she wanted was usually more food.   

[scriver]

They're feeding them a healthy dose of lack of exercise

[kaijyuu]

Pets being overweight is usually a lack of exercise rather than too much food, yes.

Stimulate those pets with walks, playtime, etc! Or imagine the existential horror of having nothing to do for a lifetime, punctuated by occasional attention from your master human.