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[fqllve]

Blew my fifth tire this year today... Ran over a huge rock hidden in a bunch of clumps of grass. Starting to think Jeff Bezos has it out for me, forcing me to keep buying tire tubes from him. He must've hid that rock personally. It's the most pointless racket of all time.

[scriver]

If it's so pointless

How did it blow your tire

Chic maid adieusts

[Yoink]

Bit more than a "mild" anything, but time to spend several hours in airport purgatory thanks to my mother both living in the middle of nowhere and refusing to drive me all the way to the airport for my early morning (i.e no public transport) flight tomorrow.
Also all the coffee stalls/kiosks have closed for the night. Kill me.

[itisnotlogical]

I slept on my arm all night last night, and my shoulder has been hurting all day as a result.

[nenjin]

I accidentally dropped a customer's production database while trying to do a server migration for them. >.>

[Yoink]

Was just about to have Oliana cheese on toast when I realised the toaster did, indeed, break. We no longer have a toaster. There's this starkly empty space next to the kettle, now.

At least I can still make a toastie or summat in the sandwich press, but that will require a bit more effort. In the meantime I just ate a plain slice of bread. It did little to quell my hunger.

[Naturegirl1999]

Was just about to have Oliana cheese on toast when I realised the toaster did, indeed, break. We no longer have a toaster. There's this starkly empty space next to the kettle, now.

At least I can still make a toastie or summat in the sandwich press, but that will require a bit more effort. In the meantime I just ate a plain slice of bread. It did little to quell my hunger.

Multiply your previous food intake by 2 and add peanut butter and/or jelly except if you are allergic, now you have a peanut butter/jelly sandwich. Whether or not it has only peanut butter, only jelly or both, or none, having a sandwich would be more filling than a single bread piece

[hector13]

Do you not have a grill on your cooker?

Even then, you can make a tasty cheese toastie in a frying pan, should you be so inclined.

PPE: assuming his weird upside-down people use the same terminology as my Celtic brethren, cheese on toast is melted cheese between two slices of toast. Well... it can be melted cheese on one slice of toast, but if you do that, you have two, so it’s just like having a sandwich and then eating one slice of bread and then the other.

Unless he’s completely fucking bananas and only has one slice. Then he’s lost to us forever.

[scriver]

Do you not have a grill on your cooker?

Nah mate my mum didn't come with one

[Iduno]

You can toast bread in a frying pan with butter. For breakfast I'd also recommend cheese, (mostly cooked) egg, and something salty (ham?).

[TamerVirus]

You could also be British and put toast between bread and make a ... toast sandwich

[nenjin]

That may be the whitest thing I've ever heard of.

[Iduno]

You could also be British and put toast between bread and make a ... toast sandwich

Brown sauce to make a toast sarnie.


Edit:

I can't tell if this is a celebrity look-alike, or really the Star Wars guy, and it's bothering me.

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[overseer05-15]

That may be the whitest thing I've ever heard of.

whiter than the bread itself

[JoshuaFH]

That may be the whitest thing I've ever heard of.

Whiter than an unflavored snowcone.