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[Iduno]

I tried an old, traditional recipe for sugar cookies. Three ingredients and a lot of whisking, how bad can it be?

It turns out it can be very bad. The things I made turned out more like very underdone pancakes with sugar than anything resembling a cookie.

New prank idea: make terrible useless recipes and spread them on Pinterest like a plague.

I remember long ago someone somewhere posted a fake cookie recipe that didn't need a cookie sheet

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as long as you're okay with kitchen fires

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[Dunamisdeos]

I tried an old, traditional recipe for sugar cookies. Three ingredients and a lot of whisking, how bad can it be?

It turns out it can be very bad. The things I made turned out more like very underdone pancakes with sugar than anything resembling a cookie.

New prank idea: make terrible useless recipes and spread them on Pinterest like a plague.

I remember long ago someone somewhere posted a fake cookie recipe that didn't need a cookie sheet

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

as long as you're okay with kitchen fires

.

Like.... a sheet pan? how did this recipe work :[]

[TD1]

I think the point is that it didn't XD

[Iduno]

Do you have Dairy/lactose marked off the list yet? That's a fun one.

Did you know the following sometimes contain lactose, and will cause you to (severe gastric distress) yourself:
Bread
Medicine you're taking to not die
some frozen foods
90% of everything, because cheese is awesome.

[Kagus]

Lactase pills are a thing, and they help. Apparently there are a lot of lactose intolerant peeps out there who don't know this.

[hector13]

You're from Wisconsin, too. I'm so sorry.

[Eric Blank]

Dating websites/apps cost too much. And i hate being ugly. I dont get any matches anyway. :c

[itisnotlogical]

I feel like I hardly have any peers or equals that I can be real with. There's my older brother who moved away, and my gf I get to see for maybe 1.5 days a week between both of our jobs and other obligations. All of the really close friends I had are busy with their own lives, since they have family members that actually care about their independent success.

It's back to an endless stream of "I'd love to!!! We should hang out some time!!!!!! I miss you!!!!!1!1!!!1!" except it's literally everybody.

God I don't want to be as bitter and reserved as I was about ten years ago, but I'm starting to fall into those same emotional patterns now that my life is basically a dead-end and my history is repeating itself.

[dragdeler]

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[Kagus]

Jesus Fucking Christ, family dinners... About 20 square meters, 12 people, half of them are diagnosed with ADHD. Until just now, the singular bathroom had been claimed by two of the kids as a nice safe bastion to eat candy in. The matriarch has been happily spewing half-truths she found on the internet, and her daughter's trauma will kick in if anyone dates contradict her.

Breaking up with my girlfriend will be a fantastic liberation just by itself. Getting away from this circus will be a fringe benefit.

I just hope it actually happens.

[Kagus]

Hell, Google was throwing up a dance/song/acting school as a martial arts school for some fucking reason.

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Capoeira!

[Doomblade187]

Now I'm even avoiding stray cats and other pets I enjoyed in the past. Yay progress -.-

How have your interpersonal things been going? Any therapyish visits on the schedule?

[dragdeler]

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[scourge728]

In other words, do what you're good at and improve it. That is the core of non-idiocy IMO.

What if I'm not good at anything?

[ChairmanPoo]

In other words, do what you're good at and improve it. That is the core of non-idiocy IMO.

What if I'm not good at anything?

Then you should become a politician

*rimshot*