I argue about politics, which stresses me. I don't feel like I can't do so, because I feel like I need to call people out on things even though I know it won't make a difference. I just can't stop myself.
This is what killed Socrates, you know.
My mildly sad: Spent about $30 on a .5l of "something", because the liquor monopoly was closing in less than a minute and I didn't have anything to sip, and the employee I asked for recommendations spent 12 minutes telling me an extended-edition version of "lol idk", and would have continued into the epilogue had I not just grabbed a couple bottles and dashed.
The bottle is this foul beast that somehow manages to be too sweet and too spiced at the same time without balancing itself out in the slightest. First it kicks you in the teeth with "HI MY NAME IS JUNIPER AND THIS IS MY FRIEND BITTER FENNEL, HOW ARE YA?", transitioning smoothly into "I'm 35% ABV and lemme fuckin' tell you about it", before fading out with this completely isolated sickly syrup note without actually being sweet. The fuck.
Out of desperation I've tried mixing it with random liquids I have lying around the house... First some unflavored soda water, which succeeded in giving this spirit's obnoxious grin a wide gap between its teeth, serving to further isolate and enhance each flavor speedbump rather than soften anything at all, and then later by adding Morgan's Spiced to the mix because I'm out of ideas.
I don't know
what happened there, but it was decidedly unpleasant and I'd rather just not talk about it.
Clearly I'm not the "sporting, outdoorsy type" this concoction has marketed itself towards with its flavor profile of boiled twigs on a bed of congealed cough syrup.