Burned my finger leaning on a metal table in the greenhouse.
It's a hot day, and you could have fried eggs on the fucking thing.
EDIT: New day, new issues.
1) Lifeline rang last night at 2:45. Turns out my gran had a fall. No injuries but she'd spent hours on the floor trying to get up despite the fact she can't and hasn't been able to for about a year. If she'd just pressed the button we'd have been there way earlier, wouldn't have had to wake up in the middle of the night, and she'd have not spent hours crawling around.
2) Because of the above, I am absolutely fucking shattered today.
3) Because of the above, I've had a shitload of coffee to keep myself functioning until I can sleep. I'm aiming for 21:30 so yeah, constant infusions of caffeine.
4) The lack of sleep means my diet today's basically consisted of what I can be bothered to make, so it's shit today.
5) The two above points means that my gut's as happy as a cat in water. I feel like Satan himself has given me a rimjob right now and I generally feel ill.
EDIT2: It is 1:30. I can't sleep.
Not because I went to bed too early and woke up. No. That way I'd have had some sleep.
It got to 21:00 and my brain went "OH! Time to wake up!" and didn't stop. I need to sleep, I need to be up at 6:45, and my brain's just acting like I've had a full night's sleep.
It's gonna fucking suck trying to stay awake tomorrow. I hate my goddamn brain.