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Tawa

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Space Oddity ISG
« on: January 13, 2016, 10:04:21 pm »

Ground Control to Major Tom.

Take your protein pills and put your helmet on.

Ground Control to Major Tom.
Commencing countdown. Engines on. Check ignition...


10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Liftoff.


...and may God's love be with you.

This is Ground Control to Major Tom. You've really made the grade.

And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear.

Now it's time to leave the capsule, if you dare.



"This is Major Tom to ground control."
"I'm stepping through the door..."
"And I'm floating in a most p-p-peculiar way."
"And the stars look very different today."

"For here, am I sitting in a tin can, far above the world..."

"Planet Earth is blue, and there's nothing I can do."

"Though I'm past 100,000 miles, I'm feeling very still."
"And I think my spaceship knows which way to go."

"Tell my wife I love her, very much."

She knows.

Ground Control to Major Tom! Your circuit's dead! There's something wrong!

Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?!

CAN YOU HEAR ME, MAJOR TOM?!







No, you can't hear Ground Control.
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Re: Space Oddity ISG
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2016, 10:06:00 pm »

Aww.
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Tawa

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Re: Space Oddity ISG
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2016, 10:07:03 pm »

Aww.
A strange reaction to your tin can crashing.
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Re: Space Oddity ISG
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2016, 10:09:02 pm »

Yes of course, please excuse me.  Go to the top of one of the taller dunes and scan each direction for signs of civilization.
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Re: Space Oddity ISG
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2016, 10:56:22 pm »

I make out with the space babes I saw in the music video!
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Re: Space Oddity ISG
« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2016, 11:07:01 pm »

Woooo more ISG
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Re: Space Oddity ISG
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2016, 12:26:38 am »

Yes of course, please excuse me.  Go to the top of one of the taller dunes and scan each direction for signs of civilization.
+1 to this.
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Re: Space Oddity ISG
« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2016, 12:47:16 am »

Yes of course, please excuse me.  Go to the top of one of the taller dunes and scan each direction for signs of civilization.
+1 to this.
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Re: Space Oddity ISG
« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2016, 02:14:04 pm »

Yes of course, please excuse me.  Go to the top of one of the taller dunes and scan each direction for signs of civilization.
+1 to this.
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Re: Space Oddity ISG
« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2016, 02:18:13 pm »

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Re: Space Oddity ISG
« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2016, 07:20:55 pm »

Walk perpendicular to the sunset, you'll get out of the desert faster that way. (Go north or south)

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Re: Space Oddity ISG
« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2016, 05:49:43 pm »

PTW.
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Re: Space Oddity ISG
« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2016, 05:52:19 pm »

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Re: Space Oddity ISG
« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2016, 07:55:56 pm »

First get your survival kit from the pod.
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Re: Space Oddity ISG
« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2016, 12:28:36 am »

Yer lets get our survival kit and a weapon as well?
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