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TheBiggerFish

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Re: Battlements [badlyISG]
« Reply #60 on: January 17, 2016, 11:40:06 am »

BUT I SAID DON'T.
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Re: Battlements [badlyISG]
« Reply #61 on: January 17, 2016, 07:14:59 pm »

take her hostage. 
+1. gOTTA FINISH WHAT WE STARTED, George
+1. Tell her you're planning an assassination and ask if she has any advice.

This is of course after you climb through a window or, if there aren't any, bust down the door.
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Re: Battlements [badlyISG]
« Reply #62 on: January 17, 2016, 08:05:12 pm »

... Why not just kill the Pretender? It makes like ten times more sense and solves the problem entirely. Your bro's fallen in with the wrong crowd and for once it's up to you to bail him out!
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Re: Battlements [badlyISG]
« Reply #63 on: January 17, 2016, 08:13:31 pm »

... Why not just kill the Pretender? It makes like ten times more sense and solves the problem entirely. Your bro's fallen in with the wrong crowd and for once it's up to you to bail him out!
+1, listen to this guy.
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« Reply #64 on: January 17, 2016, 08:14:03 pm »

... Why not just kill the Pretender? It makes like ten times more sense and solves the problem entirely. Your bro's fallen in with the wrong crowd and for once it's up to you to bail him out!
+1
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Re: Battlements [badlyISG]
« Reply #65 on: January 17, 2016, 10:11:15 pm »

... Why not just kill the Pretender? It makes like ten times more sense and solves the problem entirely. Your bro's fallen in with the wrong crowd and for once it's up to you to bail him out!
+1

+1.
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Re: Battlements [badlyISG]
« Reply #66 on: January 17, 2016, 10:23:28 pm »

... Why not just kill the Pretender? It makes like ten times more sense and solves the problem entirely. Your bro's fallen in with the wrong crowd and for once it's up to you to bail him out!
+1
+1.
Genius. +1.
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Re: Battlements [badlyISG]
« Reply #67 on: January 17, 2016, 10:23:43 pm »

... Why not just kill the Pretender? It makes like ten times more sense and solves the problem entirely. Your bro's fallen in with the wrong crowd and for once it's up to you to bail him out!
+1
+1.
Genius. +1.
+1!
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Re: Battlements [badlyISG]
« Reply #68 on: January 17, 2016, 10:54:21 pm »

... Why not just kill the Pretender? It makes like ten times more sense and solves the problem entirely. Your bro's fallen in with the wrong crowd and for once it's up to you to bail him out!
+1
+1.
Genius. +1.
+1!
But... this plan involves exactly 0 grandmothers being kidnapped! I'm not sure I can support such a thing.
Alternatively, we could go kidnap the Pretender's grandma and ask her about tips on assassinating her grand(son?).
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Re: Battlements [badlyISG]
« Reply #69 on: January 17, 2016, 11:43:59 pm »

-1 to hurting grandmas!
What is WRONG with you, other voices!
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Re: Battlements [badlyISG]
« Reply #70 on: January 18, 2016, 01:10:29 pm »

... Why not just kill the Pretender? It makes like ten times more sense and solves the problem entirely. Your bro's fallen in with the wrong crowd and for once it's up to you to bail him out!



Well...

You guess it really boiled down to the fact that he would be so much harder to assassinate. It sounds so cold like that. Kill your brother because his boss is harder to get to.

But, well, now you're actually on the verge of doing it, everything looks different than when you were plotting this in Northport with your co-conspirators. It might be wrong.
Well, it's definitely wrong on an objective scale but even in the sense of "free the lands" you're having qualms. He can't really be as deep into it as you've made yourself believe to justify doing this, can he?

Maybe you should try and kill the Pretender.


After all - isn't it better to die doing the right thing, than to do the wrong thing just to save yourself?



"I'll be right out, dearie!"

Uh-oh, grandmother inbound.

"Your friends have been waiting for y-"



What the heck is going on here?
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Re: Battlements [badlyISG]
« Reply #71 on: January 18, 2016, 01:12:27 pm »

Looks like a surprise party.  Since you hate those, sprint away and try to lose the party-goers.
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Re: Battlements [badlyISG]
« Reply #72 on: January 18, 2016, 01:14:12 pm »

Poisoned dagger through the door! Which they're hiding behind! Works every time.
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Re: Battlements [badlyISG]
« Reply #73 on: January 18, 2016, 01:14:18 pm »

*blank stare*

Also, NO HURTING GRANDMAS!
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« Reply #74 on: January 18, 2016, 01:53:55 pm »

Hug grandma, because she deserves it.
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