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[Dorsidwarf]

Look around for something that isn't void.

There's something.

[NJW2000]

Approach the something stealthily.

It's funny, having an ISG where the artist responds to suggestions faster than you do.

[~Neri]

That looks like the Gatekeeper! Say hi!

[Nunzillor]

That looks like the Gatekeeper! Say hi!

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[Dorsidwarf]

Spoiler: AN (click to show/hide)

It's funny, having an ISG where the artist responds to suggestions faster than you do.

( The king panels were all premade because I had some spare time)

That looks like the Gatekeeper! Say hi!

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"Hey there. Aren't you the Gatekeeper?"



The entity in front of you turns to reveal a familiar (As familiar as a full-face helmet with a black eyeslit can be, at least) sight.

"I am the Gatekeeper. Who are you?"

"How did you get here? Nobody is supposed to be here!

[~Neri]

Shrug. "I have no idea. I tossed a rock out the window and everything suddenly went painfully white."

[FallacyofUrist]

"Wait. We're dead. Aren't we."

[Dorsidwarf]

Shrug. "I have no idea. I tossed a rock out the window and everything suddenly went painfully white."

"That sounds incredibly unlikely. I've decided I don't like you."

"Wait. We're dead. Aren't we."

"Dead? We? Speak for yourself, pointy. I'm very certain my corporeal form is still alive. After all, I'm still here."

"But jokes aside, How did you get in here. It's illegal for commoners, don't you know."



"Also impossible, and I'm not in a good mood right now."

[NJW2000]

We're just void maintenance. Come on, he's seen us before, if he bothered looking, as is probably his job! I mean, who does he think keeps the place so clean around here? No, it's not his mother that swepps the floor - it's us. Duh.

[~Neri]

"I have literally no idea. If it's impossible then why would I even know? With the whole incident being unprecedented and all that. Just dump me back in my cell in the dungeon where there's actually a GROUND."

[Zormod]

"I have literally no idea. If it's impossible then why would I even know? With the whole incident being unprecedented and all that. Just dump me back in my cell in the dungeon where there's actually a GROUND."

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[Dorsidwarf]

"I have literally no idea. If it's impossible then why would I even know? With the whole incident being unprecedented and all that. Just dump me back in my cell in the dungeon where there's actually a GROUND."

"I don't know who you are. How could I? Dungeon? Who are y-"



"-ou?"



"No! Come back!"






A miscreant struggles along the beach, cinders from the pyre of Redstone Castle landing around him as he hauls his worldly posessions, seeking blindly somewhere that is not here.

That is not where his father was murdered.



You are now George again. Did you stop being him? Maybe. In any case you have a splitting headache, but after being thrown like that you're glad it's not a splitting head.
Luckily, you broke the fall with your face.

That was... strange.

[NJW2000]

Beer cures splitting headaches, everyone knows that.

[Dorsidwarf]

Beer cures splitting headaches, everyone knows that.

While this is an objectively true fact and anyone who says otherwise has a date with the cold hard ground, you cannot obtain beer right now.



Due to your recent purchase of something related to your other new main goal in life (other than being the town wastrel), you cannot afford alcohol.



Now, what was it again?

[NJW2000]

A... giant elk bird?

We might have been drunk at the time.