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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11145 on: March 19, 2021, 09:45:47 pm »
"don't approach the fierey death"
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11146 on: March 22, 2021, 07:59:14 am »
Quote from: martinuzz on March 19, 2021, 06:21:49 pm
Icelanders are urged to not go towards the eruption zone.
this is my hole
it was made for me

Quote from: ChairmanPoo on March 18, 2021, 09:55:58 am
Worded like this it sounds like a collective deathwish
tfw no sun and all night makes northern hemisphere people as joyful as barrow wights
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11147 on: March 22, 2021, 10:36:50 am »
Sounds like they've got...some kind of ideas.

https://twitter.com/DarrenEuronews/status/1372208147729879044
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11148 on: March 22, 2021, 12:09:12 pm »
Eh, it's an attempt, and anything is better than pretending that the problem doesn't exist and won't get worse in the coming years, since the tide of illegals isn't showing any signs of slowing down.

Just last night, a truck going from Serbia to Slovenia, supposedly transporting paper, turned over in Croatia. It had 20 people stashed away on board, 4 died and  the rest were injured. And this is the big stuff that gets caught and written about. Most of it is kinda ignored by both the authorities and the media.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11149 on: March 25, 2021, 10:40:50 am »
wtf I love Juncker now
Former commission president Juncker has surprisingly waded into the EU vaccine debate by pointing out the very stupid decisions the EU has been blundering through non-stop. This comes fresh after the Italians raided an AstraZeneca plant in Rome, seizing 27 million doses which were marked for export to Europe. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Former Prime Minister of the UK, David Cameron, to be investigated by the Lobbying watchdog group he founded for unlicensed lobbying
LOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
OI BRUV U GOT A LOICENSE FOR DAT CORRUPTION?
« Last Edit: March 25, 2021, 10:50:12 am by Loud Whispers »
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« Reply #11150 on: March 25, 2021, 12:28:20 pm »
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« Last Edit: September 16, 2023, 02:06:17 pm by dragdeler »
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11151 on: March 25, 2021, 01:00:36 pm »
Quote from: dragdeler on March 25, 2021, 12:28:20 pm
Just because JC sometimes blurts out some truth in a drunken stupor I wouldn't exactly deem him worthy of affection. I mean how to compute those statements with "when it gets serious you got to lie". Is he lying or does he consider the issue non-serious?
wtf I hate Juncker again
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« Reply #11152 on: March 28, 2021, 07:57:46 pm »
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11153 on: March 28, 2021, 09:19:27 pm »
Bit ballsy to say you want out the EU but only if you get to stay and don’t have to go back to the UK.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11154 on: March 29, 2021, 07:19:33 am »
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11155 on: March 31, 2021, 07:34:19 am »
In Rome today, an Italian naval officer and a Russian army officer / embassy employee have been apprehended when they were caught redhanded trading secret documents.

Italian press calls it 'the most serious episode since the Cold War'.
Italian state secrets and classified NATO intelligence have been sold.

The Italian officer has been arrested and charged with espionage, treason, and endangering state security. The Russian has been apprehended and is still in custody, but cannot be arrested because of diplomatic status.
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Friendly and polite reminder for optimists: Hope is a finite resource

We can ­disagree and still love each other, ­unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist - James Baldwin

http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=73719.msg1830479#msg1830479

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11156 on: March 31, 2021, 10:27:06 am »
Thought the Italians were going to call it "business as usual"
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« Reply #11157 on: March 31, 2021, 11:17:12 pm »
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11158 on: April 17, 2021, 04:23:01 pm »
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11159 on: April 19, 2021, 04:43:52 pm »
It appears that someone forgot to send the Premier League football clubs the Brexit memo.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/56795811
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Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool, Manchester City, Manchester United and Tottenham are among 12 clubs who have agreed to join a new European Super League (ESL).

It begs the question what continent the Not-Europe Europeans think they are (not) part of.  :P
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